Sliding into the weekend lit 💃....

Ahahaha no fucking way🤣🤣

Voting Labour in Scotland cos you're annoyed at the SNP is like smashing your face with a hammer cos you've got a runny nose.

I will vote for any party which stops the police from running over cows.

Me when they give me my gun at national service

Angela Rayner buying and selling a council house is now the subject of a police investigation. But an independent inquiry has declared that a Tory mayor flogging £120m of development land to two mates for a ton is totally legit.

#ToryScum One house is owned by Michelle Mone and one was owned by Angela Rayner. One of the owners owes millions the other might owe a couple of thousand pounds. Guess which one the press want you to focus on?

Unelected prime minister Rishi Sunak asked unelected King Charles III to give unelected David Cameron a peerage so he could serve as unelected foreign secretary with a seat in the unelected House of Lords. That's democracy for you.

HMRC pays debt collectors hundred of pounds to chase people who owe as little as £89, losing hundreds of pounds on each case. But it has let a £500,000,000 debt from Lord Bamford build up over more than 10 years. HMRC isn't about collecting money.

Fail to clean up your dog's poo and get fined £1000. Dump sewage in Lake Windermere and pay your shareholders £452m a year in dividends.

My wife looking at how much tax she's paid in the last year.

Waving like she’s about to be dropped down one of them water slides

Brexit Brexit promised delivered

1st day of training at the UK Civilian Army base in preparations to face Russia https://t.co/Cl67RO0pRA

Now that the Royals are basically on strike and claiming to be unfit to work is it time to reduce their benefits to make work pay?

The French went on General Strike because retirement was going to 64. Their Energy bills were 40% of ours They retired 6 years earlier Their pension is 3x higher Their wages are 25% higher We have a unelected Government 80% don't want, come on UK make a General Election NOW.

Guy films the arrival of his new Audi 😬

Opening your tax bill after you sell a cardigan with two buttons missing on Vinted

HMRC is now spying on people selling stuff second hand on Ebay. Even though it's not a profit if you are reselling something you own. Meanwhile Michelle Mone and Doug Barrowman look like they walk free after dodging £24m in tax. All the rules for you, and none for them.

In 2024 we will keep driving forward. Cutting taxes. Delivering world class education. Taking decisive action to stop the boats. Bringing NHS waiting lists down. And much more. Let’s get to it.

Sajid Javid has a knighthood, doesn't pay tax Tim Martin has a knighthood, doesn't pay tax James Dyson has a knighthood, doesn't pay tax Jim Ratcliffe has a knighthood, doesn't pay tax Michelle Mone is a Baroness doesn't pay tax The key to a knighthood seems to be, don't pay tax