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East coaster in a west coast world. Ditch the car. Replace parking lots with housing. Environmentalist. Sometimes hypocrite. she/her/pinballnerd

Oakland, CA
Joined January 2012
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NOW! That's What I Call Xennial Angst, featuring such hits as: . - Low-Key Wanna Die.- (My Career Is) A Series of Dead End Jobs.- Everyone I Know Is on Anxiety Meds . Plus many more!.
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RT @mattxiv: when your party is known first and foremost as a safe haven for sexual predators:
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It feels like a curse bc my friends will be like, "oh haha see you do like Taylor Swift" and it's like, no, her music still sucks but I've had 5 vodka cocktails and spent 2/3 of my life training to be a dancer. I physically cannot not dance lol.
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Idk if this is a good trait or a bad trait of mine, but I'll dance to literally anything, even songs I hate with a passion. Every Taylor Swift song sounds like nails on a chalkboard to me, and yet, my body will start involuntarily dancing when Shake It Off comes on.
@electrolemon
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i can think of a context in which i would enjoy almost every song you guys have called the worst. struggling to think of a song so bad that i wouldn’t still cut up the dance floor to it surrounded by loved ones. sorry for party rocking.
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*SEPTA *cuts* more horrifying.
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TIL that Philly is 1.5 million people?? Why did I think the city was smaller? It's like twice the population of SF! this makes the SEPTA all the more horrifying. Like, this part of the state is already choked with gridlock, and now you want to force even more people into cars???.
@OriolesStatist1
Orioles Statistics
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Well. I mean Philadelphia is 3 times as large as Baltimore. Im not content with this season, but comparisons to Philly for payroll and attendance aren't really a one to one thing.
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My parents' can also walk to their dentist and general doctor.
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Not quite PA (a mile south of the border lol) but my parents' town is like this. only 2k people but was built in the 1700s & is largely brick rowhomes. From my parents' house, u can walk to 2 corner stores, a bar, crab shack, 3 restaurants, library, community pool, senior center.
@alanthefisher
Alan Fisher
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I love Pennsylvania because you'll find random towns in the middle of nowhere that are more dense and walkable than every sunbelt city
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The cat in question
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It's so embarrassing lol.
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When we adopted our 2nd cat, it was peak pandemic and we were living in a 1 bdrm apt, so she just assumed that she eats w/ us bc her dish was in our old dining room. But now in a 2 bdrm apt, it's in a different room and she will scream at us until someone comes to watch her eat😭.
@blleue
𓅯 my name is your name 𓆙
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I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets' whims too easily but holy shit these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time weeks ago they had a taste of some "better" food.
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RT @SketchesbyBoze: People keep telling me, “You’re ableist if you hate AI because it benefits the disabled.” This is deeply condescending….
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Every day there are multiple news items that make me feel insane.
@SenatePPG
Senate Periodicals
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Confirmed, 50-45: Executive Calendar #322 Jeanine Pirro to be United States Attorney for the District of Columbia for the term of four years.
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RT @verysmallriver: AI is terrible for the environment and bad for our brains and flooding the internet with trash but we should also not f….
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RT @BMcCarthy32: There isn't a single one of them I give the smallest shit about going to jail- because that's normal person behavior. Rele….
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Adam Jones, Buck Showalter, Kelsie Whitmore??? damn. The cynics can never get me to hate the Bananas.
@TheSavBananas
Savannah Bananas
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A well-deserved standing ovation for Baltimore Orioles Hall of Famer, Adam Jones👏
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RT @mehdirhasan: This is a Democratic senator, a once self-styled progressive, calling for the murder of scientists, of civilians, of nonco….
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You voted for this.
@lisamurkowski
Sen. Lisa Murkowski
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The Corporation for Public Broadcasting announced today that it will be closing down by the end of the year following the passage of a rescissions package earlier this month. My team and I are still figuring out what this announcement will mean for Alaska Public Media, but rest
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RT @jdcmedlock: Trumpworld spent weeks doing a victory lap at the 20th yard line and then at the first sign of the slightest trouble, shit….
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