So you've decided to follow me on Twitter — here's what you've gotten yourself into: — thoroughly hinged Florida political takes — moderately hinged sports takes 🏁⚾️ — unhinged Methodism takes (what up #TwitterDistrict) PLUS — queer shit — southern shit — punk shit — books

Letterboxd is brilliant because what over-educated under-fulfilled people actually want is imaginary homework to do

My biggest takeaway from this year is spending less time doomscrolling the news and more time playing video games actually works wonders for your mental health.

I believe you should always re-read your favorite books at different stages of your life. The plot never changes but your perspective does.

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Ok but he kinda cooked with this

Fairytale of New York LIVE, 1988 The Pogues and Kirsty MacColl

Now he’s making a list And he’s checking it twice And he’s gonna find out If I’m naughty or nice Now I’m going to bed And my stomach is sick And it’s all in my head But he’s coming to Town now

Santa, this is Rudolph. He is one of the most undervalued reindeer in the North Pole. His only defect is he has a red nose.

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Rand Paul off the top rope

Either Star Trek got it wrong or this is about to be the most eventful 9 days in Irish history.

I went to the gay apparel store and they said you already donned everything.

Proud Florida Man getting the due he deserves (and thanks to Florida Man @fineout keeping Morrison’s plight in the news for many years)

Ok, so a boomlet ... Fla Sec. @CordByrd just announced 2025 inductees into the Florida Artists of Fame. Among the honorees is Jim Morrison, the singer of The Doors who was born in Melbourne and briefly attended @FloridaState ...

Cord Byrd also announced that country singer John Anderson will also be included in the Florida Artists Hall of Fame ... This is one of his better known songs (with its reference to ill-fated Everglades projects of the past) ...

Here is the reported 60 Minutes segment "Inside CECOT" that CBS Editor-in-Chief Bari Weiss stopped from publishing on Sunday:

The cross tabs are wild: Only *11* percent of American adults under 30 say housing is easy to afford

btw in your 20's and 30’s you’ll start rediscovering the niche interests and hobbies you had as a kid. it’s very important you revisit them. your younger self was actually on to something.

i want time to watch more films but i also want time to read more books but i also want time to look at more nothing

No matter how we advance technologically, never abandon physical books. Never lose the feel of a book between your hands, the smell of the pages, the charm of the spine on your bookshelf, and the ability to really smack someone over the head with a hardcover.