Joe Fess
@TheJoeFess
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Former Marine. Will bet on nearly anything. Construction Project Management. Top Shelf.
New Mexico, USA
Joined June 2023
Not to brag, but I was alive when you could SLAM the phone down to hang up on someone. It was spectacular.
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This is what whisky pros actually do: Discard the first swirl to “prime” the glass. Add a few drops of water to unlock hidden flavors. It’s chemistry! So yes, this dude knows what he’s doing. He’s not just being funny, he’s being damn refined. 😏
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This week's giveaway is hereby posted! We giveaway guns so you will love us and spread the word of our business and our deals as X will not accept our $$$! Rascal has set aside a nice piece for y'all today! A @Smith_WessonInc 629 6.25" Deluxe .44mag! To enter you must be a
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Omfg dude i’ve gotta figure out how I can buy at least two more ovens before Thanksgiving day😫😭 Bookmark this one.
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If you're naked on your front porch and the neighbors can't see you, its rural. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban. If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, its urban. If you're naked on the front porch and
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🍽 Poor Mans Burnt Ends 👨🏻🍳 James Brown | Grill Nation 📝 Recipe In The Comments
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The Walt Disney Company announces multi-year distribution agreement with YouTube TV.
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Likely one of the best versions of this meme I’ve seen.
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This is why you confide in nobody. You simply keep everything bottled up while occasionally lashing out at friends and family when the pressure gets too much. Add in a few self-destructive habits, and you’re all set. Been doing it for years. Works great.
Americans say people they confide in about own mental health struggles can’t help them cope: research https://t.co/pVhjXIqjDV
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I have to admit I never thought I could do it, but it started a long time ago when I dumped margarine and started eating butter. Then about four years ago, I gave up all soda. I do the best I can to avoid processed food and food full of chemicals. Stay out of the interior aisles
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TURKEY TIP TIME: Most supermarket turkeys are “double-breasted Broad Breasted Whites", a modern breed that grows so fast and large that it can’t even reproduce naturally. This selective breeding yields big white meat but less flavor thaN heritage birds. If you want the
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Disturbed does the best version of The Sound of Silence. You can disagree with me, but you’re wrong.
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