Chris Carr
@TheBigFizzy
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Podcast and comedy fanatic.
Calgary, Alberta
Joined September 2014
I hear it's the crust that contains all the bad carbs.
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I gotta get comfortable with my body, you know how hard it is to wear a T-shirt while showering?
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I figure we're about a month away from time travelers from our future constantly appearing and trying to kill Trump.
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If Ted Cruz starts singing "My Little Buttercup" from THE THREE AMIGOS I'll vote for him in 2020. #RNCinCLE
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Retweet this if you spend more time picking out something on Netflix than you do watching something on Netflix.
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Jesus!
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Ladies and Gents! I give you the trailer premiere of... THE HOLLARS!!! In theaters August 26th!!! #TheHollars
https://t.co/LW9TdkY5Fc
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Hahahaa! I'm dying laughing. Funniest thing I've seen in a long time.
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So apparently gas in the United State is going to hit a 13 yr low tomorrow while in Canada were preparing for a spike. WTH is with that?
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What if we found out that there's no such thing as Federal Bikini Inspectors and those guys in the t-shirts were scamming us?
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Running away from a dog is like throwing money at a stripper to get her to go away.
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Only way that perfect @GameOfThrones ep could've been any more satisfying? Maybe if they also killed Hitler. And created a 3 day weekend.
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NTIO #73 We talk about a guy whose passport photo made him look like Hitler 🎧 https://t.co/j9TzdP48SH
#PodernFamily
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I'm not gonna say I'm disappointed in my life thus far but at this point, I thought I was gonna be the Highlander.
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Hahaha! Space walk of shame!
#WhenTheAliensLandWe need to anally probe them and not return their calls.
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