KevinSmith
@ThatKevinSmith
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It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Body? L.A. Mind? N.J.
Joined May 2008
Many thanks to @cbssaturday for featuring @SmodCinemas in their indie movie theater piece last week! Whenever you’re near New Jersey, come see us at Smodcastle Cinemas - Where the Movies Come to Play!
Movie-going has been a tradition for more than a century, but rising ticket prices, the pandemic and the advent of streaming have threatened the theater industry. While larger chains might be able to weather these headwinds, smaller, independently operated theaters often face
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TENNESSEE! NORTH CAROLINA! Come spend the weekend with me! SATURDAY night I’m at the @TivoliChatt in Chattanooga! SUNDAY night I’m at @ThePeel in Asheville! Tickets at https://t.co/R9gsZWANa0!
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🤩All kids would be crazy if they receive this BALL on this year's Christmas Get now: https://t.co/NPA19Uq91B
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That’s 16 bombs, sir! See what this “Doofus” did to provoke the ire of a @TMZ @disqus denizen here: https://t.co/9nfirXkXha
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Walrus YES! @tuskthemovie forever!
@ThatKevinSmith My best friend’s kid wanted to be the flesh walrus from Tusk so..they made that happen. It’s awesome. I hate it. #Tusk #HalloweenCostumes #Halloween2025 Her post showing some progression photos: https://t.co/3Un2hM42cW
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🥶 Say goodbye to freezing hands. Water and windproof. Great for use with touch screen devices. Get it now: https://t.co/FTIoYl3alh
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! When you’re done trickin’ & treatin’, come celebrate spooky season and all the rest of It with me & @marcbernardin TONIGHT at 9pst / Midnight est! https://t.co/PZE5SEEMEM (Awesome artwork by @DarkNateReturns!)
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NORTH CAROLINA! I know times are Tuffy - but all I’m Tamaskan you to do is come see me at @GoodnightsCC on Friday or Saturday! Tix at https://t.co/F0ZZjRSX9L Or roll up on @fofcomics Saturday morning to get your swag signed or snap a Raleigh sweet selfie! https://t.co/KrRKk92ZVz
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Movie-going has been a tradition for more than a century, but rising ticket prices, the pandemic and the advent of streaming have threatened the theater industry. While larger chains might be able to weather these headwinds, smaller, independently operated theaters often face
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HAPPY CHRONIC CON! @ChronicCon4real starts at 4pm at the @HyattOHare kicking off 3 fun-filled days of Askewniverse action! Get tickets at https://t.co/6VLV5VxYEU!
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AUSTIN! I’m at the @CapCityComedy TONIGHT and TOMORROW at 7pm! Get tickets at https://t.co/G3jBiq4fRe
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TEXAS! I’ll be at @CapCityComedy on TUESDAY and WEDNESDAY and at the @elpasofilmfest on THURSDAY night, offering up oral action for cold hard cash! Come see me at 7pm each night! Austin tix: https://t.co/l66voShgvB El Paso tix: https://t.co/pc0If8yeNt
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LAS VEGAS! @JayMewes and I will bombard you with oral pleasures TONIGHT AT 10 at the @VenetianVegas! Get tickets at the box office or at https://t.co/j60yZMZA0c!
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TONIGHT! Tuesday is Wednesday at the Scum & Villainy Cantina when @marcbernardin and I do FAT MAN BEYOND Live at 8! Come see it live: https://t.co/4Fe8uSwAFM Or watch it Live: https://t.co/Mr5gZlSkgq (Awesome art by @DarkNateReturns!)
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BUFFALO! I’m here for some of that mozzarella I’ve heard so much about - and to give you oral at @HeliumComedyBUF TONIGHT and SATURDAY! The two early shows are sold out but you can still get 9:15 tickets for both nights here: https://t.co/hwgfgoZOxA
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FLORIDA! I’m at the Miami Improv in Doral TONIGHT for 2 shows: 7:30 and 9:30! Get tickets at https://t.co/au7lEeXkEv
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NEW JERSEY! Come see me and @marcbernardin bring FAT MAN BEYOND to @SmodCinemas THIS SUNDAY at 6! Then stick around for a free movie afterwards! 2 shows for 1 price! Get tickets at https://t.co/j80FDS9A3k
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FLORIDA! I’ll be at the MIAMI IMPROV on Thursday and Friday night! If you give me money, I’ll use my mouth on you! Get tickets at https://t.co/au7lEeXSu3
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Oh my God! DOGMA is coming to @4dxusa! Let the Lord - and your chair - move you! Perhaps the only movie of mine worth giving the @4DXglobal treatment! I did a test run and it was Heavenly! Starts 9/15 at select @RegalMovies! Get tickets here: https://t.co/fKmM1rbZsG
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Comic-coming to @Comic_Con? I’ll be there as well, doing live shows with @JayMewes and @RalphGarman, moderating panels for @Predator and Tron Ares, and closing out with my annual Hall H Q&A on Saturday night! Get tickets at https://t.co/R9gsZWAfks!
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