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comedian ~ writer - co-host of @cbcbakingshow • @22_minutes • second city alum • 4.91⭐️ Uber Rating
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Nick Carter asking the rest of the Backstreet Boys...
“Am I sexual?”
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“Yeaaah”
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NBA MATH BE LIKE…
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Living in Milwaukee = cool 😎 ☀️
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Vox Populi, Vox Dei
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Porzingis from 3 or 2
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I may not know a lot about cats but I know you’re supposed to say “Why hello” when they enter the room
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