Andre 习安徳
@ThatQuantKid
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Investment Banker, FICC Quant, Data Scientist, Financial Engineer, Mathematician. Twitter: a place where people who know nothing can be experts on anything.
New York, New York
Joined February 2014
An Indian not doing pretending to be anything other than Indian getting clowned on by an Indian pretending not to be Indian. Legit the most hilarious update yet lmao.
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Bro still hasn’t deleted this lmao.
Panicans hardest hit.
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Bro, I can’t believe it’s been almost 20 years since the global economy got fucked up because people didn’t understand 7-year ARMs. Now we’re about to have another crisis because people don’t understand fixed rate mortgages lmao.
Only way I get behind a 50-year mortgage is if we fix the amortization scam. Every single month should be 50/50 interest and principal. No more front loading. A seriously populist plan. 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
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Now “conservatives” are calling me racist for agreeing with Pat Buchanan. Total madness.
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Ginger Skeletor and her simp army has pushed for this with her 3 alts. Free Toell!
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wtf does "inauthentic behaviors" mean this sounds like some commie shit
Of all the people to describe as “inauthentic,” our Mayo-loving strip-mall attorney is certainly not. He got into a scrap with that crazy red headed libertarian chick (and her alt 🙄) and we shall not rest until he’s back!
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This is bullshit. Just because @damintoell uses mayo in pie crust doesn’t mean he should be banned.
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.@Hellmanns your silence is deafening.
Of all the people to describe as “inauthentic,” our Mayo-loving strip-mall attorney is certainly not. He got into a scrap with that crazy red headed libertarian chick (and her alt 🙄) and we shall not rest until he’s back!
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I will consume 32 ounces of mayonnaise per hour in protest until Damin is freed
The hilarious lib Damin (@damintoell) was suspended because a bunch of deranged snowflakes cried to @elonmusk proving that all mobs are the same and all platforms will censor you if the right person wants you gone.
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We stand in solidarity with our Mayo Man! What a dark day for mayonnaise, and all other delicious condiments! Free @damintoell
#freedamin
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That Red-Headed Blood Spatter Trollop got Damin Toell suspended. Yet another reason to despise her.
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All types of Nazi loving bigots patrol this website daily, but Damin gets suspended for some bullshit. What a joke.
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Josie Red Headed Libertarian got her rabid woke fans to mass report and censor Damin. His crime? Reminding everyone she called an Israeli child's blood spilled on a coloring book on a kibbutz floor fake after October 7th.
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Of all the people to describe as “inauthentic,” our Mayo-loving strip-mall attorney is certainly not. He got into a scrap with that crazy red headed libertarian chick (and her alt 🙄) and we shall not rest until he’s back!
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I genuinely do not know if this photo is edited or if he actually looks like that
someone’s belly is pushing up into the buttons, he’s about at his limit
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