10 days until the US Infinity Castle release, 12 days until my birthday.

mixed feelings about this one

It feels soooooooo good shutting down when you get overwhelmed.

hinge is fried bro, some girl just asked if it was heavy.

Oliver is very proud that he escaped his crate

Do any of the people that live in my phone happen to reside in Vegas and have guest passes for a gym, I am here all week.

RT @AnimexTwts: TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RETWEET THIS

@SabrinaAnnLynn just wondering if you’ve seen this yet, no worries if not.

500k+ views on a video of my johnson propelling me through a backflip was not something I thought would happen today but here we are, I love the internet.

Over 1k bookmarks is crazy guys, let’s relax a bit.

my mom recorded this and I’ve just been made aware how visible my hog is, I’m going to kms.

benson boone I could never hate you… I get it

RT @leafsnlifts: Type of shit i’m liking.

*****ing is cardio btw.

Need her so bad.

You don’t want to know how long it took me to realize this wasn’t called “Brad Pitt, The Movie.”

Back in Az for 36 hours then off to Vegas for 6 days. BUSY!!!.

RT @milkinhisbag: this is kinda beautiful.

Is 6:30am too early to post ass?.

…and I took that as a challenge