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The original and best football podcast. Strong takes, funny jokes and a passion for Phil Neville. LISTEN, SUBSCRIBE AND JOIN OUR PATREON HERE ⬇️
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Marcus tries to convince Luke and Jim that a trophyless career wouldn’t tarnish Kane’s legacy.
Luke then makes the case for Big Sam’s Bolton to return to the Premier League and Jim invents a managerial version of Capture the Flag.
🎧👇
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Erik ten Hag bringing promising young Ajax players to Old Trafford like
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Arsenal bench on the weekend if they fail to sign a midfielder…
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SPOILER: It's nothing
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Man City signed Kevin De Bruyne 7 years ago today.
A great excuse to post some of the worst punditry ever on the timeline.
Watch and enjoy 🤣
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Ruben Dias dragging Zinchenko by the head into position was by far the best moment of that half.
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Ally McCoist: "First hattrick in a World Cup final where all three were over the line."
What a time to sneak in a dig at the English 😂😂
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"Today I feel like booking players who support the LGBTQ+ community."
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Everyone's talking about Pep's post game interview reaction. Think we are forgetting about when Roy Hodgson went from kindly old grandpa to a fucking hardman
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No, you haven't paused this video. That is actually how Jardel Silva of the Portuguese second division takes his penalties😂
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Just been reminded of the time Phil Neville forgot how to count and it is absolutely glorious
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Diego Costa when Wolves haven’t touched the ball in 10 minutes against Man City tomorrow
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Steve Bruce described West Brom's 1-0 defeat to Birmingham today as "the worst game of football I've ever seen".
Considering Steve Bruce himself has seen every game involving a Steve Bruce side, that's truly horrifying. Thoughts with all those who had to sit through it.
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The look of a man smiling through a monstrous hangover
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Yerry Mina squeezed in a season’s worth of nonsense inside 20 seconds today. Incredible.
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This is so Man United. Unbelievably pure, unfiltered Man United.
🚨🇦🇷 JUST IN:
Manchester United are weighing up a potential loan deal for Mauro Icardi in January! Icardi is open to moving to England and the loan would include a clause.
#MUFC
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@stevek9KS1TV
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Sam Kerr with just *the most* satisfying shoulder barge you will ever see last night
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Say what you like about Wayne Rooney’s managerial career, this clip of him talking about his former Everton teammates will never be beaten
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This dog knocking in a cross in Chile has instantly become our favourite goal of all time.
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“Fuck off you fucking prick”
- Jill Louise Scott MBE, 2022
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This was Bromley’s captain before taking the winning penalty in today’s National League play-off final.
1) wearing an EFL captains armband BEFORE being in the EFL
2) smirking & raising his eyebrows at the keeper before tucking it away
Get him on the ✈️
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Two Luke Shaw assists at the stadium of José Mourinho’s new club the day after he arrived, you say?
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James Maddison: ‘When I go for a roast dinner with my family, I like to be the main man’
@RichJolly
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Everyone: We’re in an age of cutting edge sports nutrition, million pound oxygen chambers and meticulously crafted recovery regimes where every marginal gain counts.
Jamie Vardy:
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Michael Owen: “Liverpool are still the team to beat in Europe”.
But Michael… they HAVE just been beaten.
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The World Cup trophy ceremony, one of the most prestigious and most-watched moments in sport
Emi Martinez:
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A stunning 60 yarder ft. Ally McCoist chuckling away and having just an absolutely lovely old time😍
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Happy retirement, Fabian Delph.
Maybe he can figure out what a video is in his spare time.
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Why does this photo look like they've just received an unwelcome energy bill
🚨| Fulham drop their new home kit for the 2023/2024 season. 👀
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Forget Messi’s panenka. This penalty from Yeovil vs Weymouth’s shootout last night is exceptional
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Shamrock Rovers clinched the league last night and manager Stephen Bradley was moved to tears as his son - who has been battling leukemia - lifted the trophy with his side.
What a moment ❤️
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Mike Dean’s been blown out of the water here, absolutely box office😂
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"She said: 'Don't worry about me, I see lots more things than you do, I'm not missing out...'"
Ian Holloway opens up about raising three deaf daughters on today's Drop In.
And this story is a must listen❤️
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Not Eddie Howe offering a more nuanced and impassioned defence of an old tree than his decision to partake in Saudi sportswashing.
Couldn’t be our Eddie.
🗣 "Really saddened by it."
Eddie Howe has expressed his disappointment at the felling of the famous Sycamore Gap tree 🌳
#BBCFootball
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What’s the biggest story of the weekend so far? Leicester turning over Man United? Wolves’ incredible comeback?
Nah, it’s this steward scoring a goal with a dildo at Lincoln vs Charlton.
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Roy Keane is absolutely embarrassing himself here
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“You’ve got to pay your tax but do it at the right time, you can be slow or fast but pay or you’ll get a fine” etc
Ex-Liverpool star John Barnes owes £238k in tax, court hears
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Remembering when Fabian Delph didn’t understand what a video was and Kevin de Bruyne turned into Uter Zorker from The Simpsons. Good stuff.
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This video of Shaka Hislop being thrown a ceramic ball ends exactly how you would hope and yes I have watched it 100 times today
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How’s that working for you now, ya prick
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"Clearly, Jordan Henderson's support only goes up to a certain point"
Take two minutes to listen to this from
@lukeaaronmoore
on reports of Jordan Henderson's move to Saudi Arabia.
You won't regret it.
Today's Reacts➡️
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Everything has changed.
And yet fuck all has changed.
Put your prices down, change your kick off times, invest in the women’s game and grassroots instead of lining the pockets of agents, don’t furlough your staff.
And ffs Arsenal, don’t sell a brisket burger for £17.50.
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Jordan Pickford's suggestion for a rule change in the Everton programme last night😂
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Just a reminder this video exists of Zinedine Zidane falling off a horse with the grace of a ballet dancer
Someone must hire this man as their manager
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You’ve got to hand it to Rafael van der Vaart, he really gets to the point
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Argentina's first home match as world champions. Skip to 1:35 and listen to that noise.
Goosebumps.
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@TV_Publica
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It’s Marouane Fellaini’s birthday!
Throwback to him hitting a shot so bad it knocked a steward off his stool.
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“I was West Brom owner and after fans called for more attractive football, I decided that the only possible course of action was to sack my manager at the time and appoint Steve Bruce…”
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This goal from Serie B last night... just watch it. Outrageous.
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Dutch fans in Dublin is international football at its very best
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As if it couldn't get any worse for Lyon this season.
If they drop into the Ligue 1 relegation playoff (which wouldn't be a terrible outcome on current form) they won’t be able to play the home leg in their stadium because...
Taylor Swift is playing there that night🤦
🚨 L’OL ne pourra pas jouer son barrage L1/L2 au Groupama Stadium si le club termine à la 16ème place à l’issue de la saison ! ❌
La raison ? L’OL a programmé un concert de Taylor Swift dans son stade le 2 juin, date du barrage retour. 😐
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@Le_Progres
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Stevie, is it a coincidence that your Villa contract expires at the same time Klopp's expires at Liverpool?
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Possibly the most astonishing blog post Richard Keys has ever written
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Gloriously cheeky turn of phrase in
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“Despite the 30 year-old having the backing of voters, not everyone was happy, with ex-footballer Joey Barton criticising the result. Barton, who once played twelve minutes for England, said:…”
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You wanted European-style goalkeeping in the 90s, you got Tim Flowers feeding booze t' baby
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Everyone stop what you’re doing and watch this filth
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"All it says is: if you perform on the pitch, this is one big boys' club and we will protect you."
Today, we condemned Man United's terrible handling of the Mason Greenwood situation as they continue to sit on their hands.
Catch the full episode here:
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It's just two blokes at the bar at a wedding. That's literally all it is
"Is what André Onana gives you, in clipping a ball to a centre forward's chest going to win you a football match?"
"No!"
Surprisingly,
@richardajkeys
and Andy Gray are not big fans of the new man in goal for Manchester United!
#beINPL
#MUFC
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Fine, we'll find the John Barnes Qatar tourism video then
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Peter Drury (in iambic pentameter): "Chelsea, they have Midas' riches but not everything is going to turn to gold just yet for their star-spangled American owner or their star-studded squad..."
Gary Neville: "Blue billion pound bottlejobs"
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Say what you like about Liz Truss, remember she knew how to lay off a cushioned header
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No doubt about it, Mitrovic secured his legendary status today with this screamer.
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We shouldn’t get carried away, what’s happened can never be undone and elite football has shown it’s true colours.
But on behalf of all football fans, we’d just like to say:
EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAASYYYYYYYY
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Jack Grealish when he gets 1v1 with the opposition full back
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@FootyAccums
Got to feel for Brenda Nout not getting her birthday message on the weekend now.
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Almiron's head doesn't fit very well onto Michael Jordan's body alright
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Fellas, it is only a penalty
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This has to be the worst song to hit the Internet since that bloke singing about Jose Mourinho
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You're right, Matt Le Tissier. England are just too woke to win the World Cup.
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So Gazza and Peter Beardsley's unheard rap auditions for World in Motion have just been published.
And... yeah. Beardsley's is UNREAL. Starts at 1:21.
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It should never come to this. And if a UEFA official is racist - and a manager, Tuchel, is apparently slow to condemn it - then what the hell is going on.
But thank god for players like Demba Ba tonight who used their articulacy and their power, and just wouldn't take it.
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Martin Keown just described Sheffield Wednesday as a “well-machined oil”
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As part of Luciano Spalletti’s farewell, Napoli ultras gave back the steering wheel and CDs which they stole from his Fiat Panda during protests in 2021
Football culture will never cease to be wonderfully weird😂
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8 years ago today
#NUFC
fans unfurled this sign away at Swansea. What's your team's best ever banner?
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Back in 2013, The Independent predicted that England would win the 2022 World Cup and even named the Xl that would achieve it 👀
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