@Nigel_Farage @nadhimzahawi Zahawi passionately backed an amnesty for all illegal migrants. This is mental, absolutely mental.

I laughed so much at this. This is my life. 🙈😂

I'd like to wish all of my friends--and even my many enemies--a very Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.

Handles are coming... Join the waitlist at https://t.co/78v6LhGZiz

He will never be forgotten

I have an elderly friend who is in her 80s. She lives in Cornwall. Mary is very switched on but she struggles with new technology a bit - especially parking apps. All she wants to do is put her car in a space for a couple of hours and pay. She does not want to sign up for a

🚨 The older the sperm, the more likely it is to cause autism Sequencing sperm using nearly error-free sequencing → measure % sperm carrying disease-causing mutations: 2% at age 30 → 4.5% at 70 Most were autism genes New paper in @Nature today 🧵

I feel so sorry for any elderly person who struggles with online admin / isn’t online and doesn’t have a support network to help with online admin. Almost everything is online or automated now. And for those who aren’t online (in particular the elderly), they are marginalised.

Scottish Highlands

Me on 8 Tylenol watching a train pass by

There is no such thing as a “cake.” A “cake” is just the synthesis of flour, sugar, eggs, and butter. Why are you against adding turmeric or tomatos ? You added ingredients before, why not now ? Thats not very fair to the new ingredients…

27 years‼️😅🙏🫶

Faroe Islands

asked wife if she wanted a massage and she said "yes but no funny business" but she did want funny business. women are a peculiar species

Bring back trains that look like this.

https://t.co/5zLEE6kaVD

Big Pickleball wants to take this from you

Hungary stands with mothers. From October, working moms with three kids pay zero income tax for life. From next year, moms with two kids join them. Europe has never seen a family policy this bold - because without children, there is no future. 👶

I LOVE ENGLAND

bro, you’re fine. you just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine