Bryan Kohberger pleading guilty and denying us the trial and endless #Dateline episodes

Congrats MAGA, you did it.

Elon rn

MAGA: don’t make LGBTQ your entire identity. Also MAGA:

Ron was best man at a gay wedding you dumb fuck. #HappyPride

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

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Form meets function

Nods head.

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The single worst thing about Trump to me will always be how much he's changed people. I've watched friends and relatives become entirely new, worse people in the wake of his political rise. Like it's not merely that he's a terrible guy, it's that he's ruined people.

“Both sides suck!” Sure. I hear ya. But if we decide to have another kid, I don’t want my wife to die in childbirth like a fuckin pilgrim. So I voted democrat

Nominate Shane Gillis so we can watch him debate Trump as Trump

I just literally want one precedented time. just one moment of precedented-ness

Imagine the banger that Toby Keith would have wrote about this shit

me staring at the pickle on your plate wondering if I could have it

There is absolutely no place for political violence in our democracy. Although we don’t yet know exactly what happened, we should all be relieved that former President Trump wasn’t seriously hurt, and use this moment to recommit ourselves to civility and respect in our politics.

I think none of us should vote. Let’s take this election to the golf course and winner takes all.