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Sens pain me. The wind pains Stützle. Cowboys. Chelsea FC. Roll Tide. SD Padres
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Sens FUCKED, Chelsea FUCKED, Cowboys FUCKED, Padres FUCKED. I’m FUCKED
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@LilyAdamsXo
A “Chad” in North America is someone that’s is considered Popular and cool(mainly by other chads), who constantly parties, and loves themselves a bit too much😂
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@MeninistTweet
Men were the ones that earned freedom through war for these bitches to act like this
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@tavmarnythews
Not even a penalty, his stick got caught on the boards, always crying to the league cuz your team can’t play hard 10 minutes a night😂
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@BerlinHell
@raccoonyes
All guys be like: Does that mean I can say I’ve slept with a lot of girls🤔
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@es3_09
I’m a Cowboys fan and you’ve been so annoying today Ernie. Outlandish takes all day embarrassing our fanbase
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@danawhite
@NurulloAliev
@ufc
Yet you’re hosting fight nights at the Apex still instead of letting the world see some live fights
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That’s now Tkachuk and Crosby who didn’t crosscheck a guy in the head, instead they sent a message within the rules
#GoSensGo
#LeafsForever
Sidney Crosby wasn't too pleased with David Pastrňák taking a slap shot on his goalie at the buzzer 👀
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If Andlauer loves 14,000 attendance numbers then he should ride this DJ wave for the whole season. If he’s a serious owner then he should make changes immediately
#GoSensGo
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Batherson should open a defamation lawsuit against Leafs and Habs fans
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@spittinchiclets
If that’s me I’m screenshotting it right away for the lawsuit one day if she tries to accuse him of abuse
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@Dennis_J_Bay
@TheEagleist
That’s what I think is going on. They’re restocking the lower class. Every decision ever made is about money
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@cjzero
I’m convinced the future of hockey is 5’7 dudes who can’t be hit cuz every hit is a hit to the head or boarding
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I’ve just been informed Rod Brind’Amour is an Ottawa native🤔🤔 and he’s also a free agent coach this off-season
#GoSensGo
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Get excited for next year if we can see this lineup even once
Tkachuk - Stützle- Cat
Batherson - Norris - Giroux
Joseph - Pinto - (New)
Gauthier - (new) - Greig
Sanderson-Chychrun
Kleven-Zub
Brannstrom-JBD
Chabot(trade for Dman and forward)
Forsberg
Sogaard
New Coach
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I’m not buying this Detroit Red Wings Fluketober. They are not that good
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I actually really like Byfield’s game. Big centreman, nice stickhandling, and you can tell he’s well coached. He’s not a bust at all. I hope Stützle one day is as well coached as Byfield
#GoSensGo
Quinton Byfield has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever tonight. First ever game against the Senators and Tim Stutzle; he has a chance to shut all of his haters up for good.
#GoKingsGo
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@BR_OpenIce
The Ottawa Senators have won more series in the Matthews/Marner era and we haven’t made the playoffs in 7 years
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@PierreVLeBrun
@ian_mendes
The Arizona owner should be banned from ever getting a team back. He doesn’t deserve to make a billion on the sale just for Bettman to hand him a team in 10 years
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@NHL
@EdmontonOilers
Vancouver won with 12 shots on goal Friday, now Edmonton wins with 13 shots on goal😂
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If the Sens win tonight we're all going back to going all in again right?😂
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@BR_OpenIce
All he did before the season was talk about expectation and playoffs, yet he’s all talk when the fans hold the team to those expectations
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@Nin3rswarri3rs
@JMZygmunt11
@pismojoe25
@gkittle46
@NHL
Just cuz you can’t afford to play a sport doesn’t mean it’s bad
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@RobertJ64546763
He was khabib before Khabib was Khabib😂 imagine the croc wrestler vs the bear wrestler
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@heatdaddy69420
Basketball is the worst and most boring sport of all time. Walk for 58 minutes then try for the final 2 minutes that takes half an hour
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@mic_mazz
@LeafsGuyZeke
No it won’t😂 acting like it was Sabres/Stars or Lightning/Flames in a cup final
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@ian_mendes
He probably went to Crazy Horse with his family instead of going to DJ’s dump and chase video lesson
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DJ Smith’s blueprint already firmly on the team
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Imagine this Sens fans. We keep Karlsson, and Hoffman, while drafting an elite prospect.....Doesn’t that sound great? I feel like everyone forgets this could happen. Adding Duchene, Stone, Dzingel, and Chabot to that
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@SensCentral
@Shopify
@tobi
The city of Ottawa needs you. Imagine the newly built Shopify Arena in downtown Ottawa
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Tarasenko for Kuzmenko and a 1st? I’ve not seen much of Kuzmenko but we need the 1st if it helps Vancouver get rid of him
Rick Dhaliwal believes the Canucks need to go and get a Top 6 winger for Miller & Boeser 👀
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Drew Doughty has the same amount of goals as Tim Stützle if you’re wondering why we’re so far down in the standings
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Wake up Ottawa!!!! It’s DJ Smith’s last day as Sens coach😍😍
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@PuckReportNHL
Incredibly sad time to be a Sens fan. Fans are giving it our all yet the team doesn’t know how to play
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@CapFriendly
It cuz the whole eastern conference is going all in and stripping the west of talent
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@emilydawnlove
Emily with the true leafs fans experience, see her team lose, blame it on someone other than themselves, cry about the league being against them, repeat
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If Sens trade Karlsson i'll stand outside CTC prior to the next Sens game telling every fan to turn around and not go watch the game. Would be amazing if Sens were forced to play a game with like 100 fans in attendance
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@BizNasty2point0
If Matthews and Marner lose a series to Charlie Coyle and 35 year old Marchand they should never show their face in Toronto ever again😂
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@oriohac
@ChelseaFC
@AlvaroMorata
When will fans realise that no amount of confidence improves morata’s ability
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@abhibeastMMA
@SandhuMMA
I mean it’s legal to knee on the ground in ONE so timing of the knee isn’t as relevant, could’ve knees him once he hit the ground
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@MMAFighting
@DamonMartin
nobody wanted to watch him get sent into retirement anyway. this card is retirement card
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@MoneyPuckdotcom
It’s hilarious how Chabot-Zub pairing is the only pairing with goals for us though
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@WBKM6RINO
What about the teammates of the teammates that knew??? We should arrest every NHL player imo
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Honestly Tim Stützle was an elite pick at number 3, I’m done with the acting. I’m drunk but he’s only 21 and I only followed with this act cuz it gained interactions. If he keeps improving over the next few years he’ll be one of the elite top 5 NHLers. I hope he keeps improving😄
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That DeBrincat trade day was literally the best day on Sens Twitter
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@ctvottawa
@Pammerhockey
Ottawa becoming San Francisco, liberals are the graveyard for small businesses
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If Pinto and Greig find chemistry that could be one of the best 3rd lines in hockey in 2-4 years
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@nickbarden
Leafs org is the king of looking tough in games they’re dominated on the scoreboard
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@ChellHero34
@TheNasher61
You legit got eliminated by a Sens player, now imagine a whole roster of them😂
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Karlsson shootssss, off the post behind Murray, DZINGEL SCORESSSSS
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Can’t believe Dorion has made me wait nearly 24 hours for Sens news
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@peterboghossian
@FightHaven
@John_Kavanagh
That would be the worst thing for his career. Kavanagh been washed for years
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@DovySimuMMA
People who said Johnny Walker would be the one to beat Jones were right all along
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Out of all the terrible things the Sens have done. One player's irrelevant and idiotic partner is gonna be the end to this franchise. I just want to give a shoutout to the amazing hockey wives we've had throughout the years: Caitlin Neil, Erin Phillips, Julie Turris, and more....
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