Legally changing my last name to Tchaigothsky. My full legal name is Kayla Knifegoblin Tchaigothsky, and I would like to be addressed as such. Thank you.

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RT @YesYoureRacist: I have never seen a picture of 80-year-old author Dean Koontz before, but brooooo

RT @NEEMOAHTOAD: dope as hell to lay the groundwork for one of the biggest franchises of the last 30 years (while also maintaining a safe e….

Me taking two alka seltzers and a Pepcid on my birthday because I have heartburn worse than I’ve ever had in my life.

RT @simpsons_DG: "We found this one swimming naked in the Fermentarium.". "I am the Lizard Queen!"

RT @toxoplasmosii: someone please adopt these two sweet kitties I’m gonna cry look at the shape of them

OOOOOOOOUUUUUUHHGGHGGHHH I have………birthday heartburn……. .

RT @dawning_crow: Shake shake

Not to keep harping but I just feel like I need to get some words into the void rn but I feel like I wouldn’t be in such a perpetual state of broke-ness is bc my car always needs work. Nothing huge, just small things that keep adding up.

Missing a week of work ended up biting me in the ass, it is increasingly getting hard to make money at work, I have to renew my drivers license, I still need a new tire, none of the other jobs I’ve looked at have contacted me back, everything sucks. Happy birthday to me.

Every possible bill hit me all at once, and my landlord just let me know I have a couple days to pay him for an extra bill he did not communicate. Once again, if anyone has a couple extra bones they’d like to throw me…….

RT @Goji_Saurus: No, the scream you heard in the woods wasn't a demon or a witch, it was a fox.

RT @MattAmylon: 53 year old man:

RT @rinnyposting: oh my god

RT @hypnotizerLuna: The lace cami top + leather skirt is my fav Martin look. So iconic.

RT @Dansplainer: an alien joined the discord awhile ago and all he does is post his wordle score

RT @UltimaShadowX: Coming back to this video after watching 200 episodes of Chiikawa makes it even funnier because shit like this happens i….

RT @DarrellEpp:

RT @smthngthftsme: Mr Beast has never made anything as worthwhile as “I have she/they’s that are shooters”

RT @numetal_moment: "you've seen the butcher" by deftones (2010)