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Son what is this $8 monthly subscription to X dot com
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The type of books women are reading and writing
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Every man secretly thinks it would be cool to have a scar on their face
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If he actually says the “I am become death” line I’m walking out of the theater
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Fact checked by the Manlet Defense Task Force
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met Joe Rogan today
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GOONER ACTUAL THIS IS GOONER SIX NINE WE’RE PINNED DOWN BY THE BITCH WIFE SEND IMMEDIATE CLOSE AIR SUPPORT
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what is y’all most liked tweet?
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Women That smoke weed are some of the worst people on the planet
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Women love to tell you about the ‘creepy guy that’s obsessed with them’
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Smash your balls with a hammer.
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If they came out with a deepfake AI girlfriend experience version of her the majority of rw Twitter would willingly enter the pod and eat the bugs
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBB
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Me at 12 years old listening to this song on my iPod
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What it feels like to tell the visibly Jewish cashier “Merry Christmas”
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Guy whose diet is optimized for wipeless shits
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Blacks, as a race, have not demonstrated that they are sufficiently civilized to enjoy modern luxuries like the movie theater
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This image alone is funnier than the sum of all lefty memes ever made
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*Gong Noise* huaaaahhhh Rindy Man
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Found a job for you bro
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Bro is a cryptid
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“Evola wrote about this at length”
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Doing chores is freaking long house mom. I was not made for domestic life. You cannot stifle my instincts to ascend beyond ‘mere life.’
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Imagine 4HL er trying this out
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One of the hardest songs of all time no doubt
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Once a peat-poster said that runners have “an endorphin addiction akin to opioid addiction” and I laughed at how ridiculous the idea sounded
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People: I don't believe you ran 200 ultras in 200 days. Me:
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It’s crazy how this post goes viral every 2 months when it was clearly just a random anon cracking a joke and some freakazoid autist imagining he uncovered a CIA sting operation
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never forget
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A woman posting a day in her life tik tok is the same thing as a man gooning on VR porn for 8 hours
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Thanks for looking out for me bro I almost thought this video of flying whales was real
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They will fake UFOs. They will fake aliens. They will fake Jesus's return. Do not believe any of their scams.
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Respect to the first season of True Detective for making it look cool and edgy to live in backwater Louisiana
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Political activism for women should be limited to baking cookies and cupcakes with cutesy designs
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Autistic guy that sleeps with his mouth taped shut, breathe right strips on his nose, eye mask, weighted blanket, sub 60 degree room temp.
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Awesome tits ma’am
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First day of the 118th Congress! Let's do this, with coffee, of course :) #LowcountryFirst
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Victims of the goon cave
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🔒🔁
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Goes hard
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@HHEAVYWASHH The dress that saved the West
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“I’m a genderfluid trans woman…I’m a Christian who has studied Hinduism for over 10 years and is now currently studying and practicing Islam.”
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Very funny that riding a bike for exercise basically cuts off circulation to your testicles
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Showing the hobo outside the corner store what’s in my pockets
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The artist was too horny here man
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Gooner actual this is gooner six nine we have one casualty that needs immediate med-evac. Prepping tourniquet for a failed jelq. Over.
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So glad I quit before they made it Reddit
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Checking in
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@RARAESQUE >Credits roll Alright I’ve seen enough of this.
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¡Mirar! I posted her again!
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The energy is shifting
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How it feels to be grateful for everything, good or bad, that’s ever happened to you
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You watch the NYC ball drop broadcast and they show 10 uninterrupted minutes of men kissing
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Getting 4 Pepe pfps in my notifs feels like a 4 of a kind poker hand
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14 year old's gaming youtube channel intro
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Azov Battalion, Shelby Company
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This is what constituted a “Ryan Gosling meme” before the incel was invented in 2016
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Never talk cheese with rats Bread with birds Or make moves with snakes.
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This but the obstacles in her path are impulse control, time preference, criminality and intellect
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@imtweetn @monitoringbias Treating people based on race is complicated…
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Pre Workout Sol Affirmations
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Beef jerky and an energy drink costs $27 from the gas station
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@SouThernDreAmz4 @Tinkzorg That’s nice kid. I talk to men who get covered with dust and hydraulic fluid during harvest, run commercial fishing boats and tenders, and who can rebuild a Peterbilt in an afternoon. Guess who’s been lighting up my texts and FB rooting on Waffle House Wendy?
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Accidentally revealed too much of my joyous and jocular inner nature to her
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They’re doing this to me tomorrow
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Don’t forget to water your bears
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“Hmm I’d like to see a movie in theaters. Let’s see what’s out” The 10th fast and furious. Capeshit. Capeshit. Two animated movies for kids under 14. More Capeshit.
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Stop making these posts
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10 MONTHS bedridden. Suffering the horrid “fake disease only women can get”
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I've been bedbound since January with long Covid, but I still love to dress up for Halloween. So my husband made me this costume (posted by Kyle, the husband.)
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Women with thin beautiful arms are going extinct
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“Looks like Mart and Spergler Acolyte failed their No Fap streaks today. Time to update the spreadsheet.”
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