I voted for the highly qualified Black Woman who was criticized for being too joyful.

Pixar really said “let’s ruin them in the first 10 minutes.”

I love wrapping Xmas gifts. I will come over and wrap all your gifts for you FR.

First day period cramps is literally near death experience.

“It’s negative 40 degrees.” “Fahrenheit or Celsius?” “…I have amazing news.”

Architecture was better when the cocaine was clean and people prioritized spaces where they could stay up and talk all night

RIP Frank Gehry, you were every engineer’s nightmare.

me when I'm treated right

I think if a government has online beef with a pop star it has aleady lost

Actually. I KNOW I’m funny, you ugly racist bitch. 💅🏻

Who wants to tell him?

Insane bc this is how I always saw them in my head.

This is why I have no sympathy for immigrants who voted for Trump...we fuckin' warned y'all. You come to the U.S. with a clean slate never having to endure pre-Civil Rights bullshit Black ppl had to endure, and Republicans use that to pit one marginalized group against the other

For fucks sake, PLEASE open the schools. And Libraries.

https://t.co/mu1Ows7GI0

My hidden photos album in my iPhone.

There should be a Twitter version of a sex offender registry

My type

Humans saw this and still invented Microsoft Teams

if i donate my body to science and they rape my corpse with a different corpse AND cut off my head im haunting the science museum in perpetuity

Fame actually seems awful.