NYPD just tried to shoot the earthquake

This is what my neighbors are gonna hear when the Ravens score that first tuddy today.

Divers from Murrells Inlet encountered a Great White Shark yesterday while diving the BP25 reef roughly 24 miles offshore in 65 feet of water! Not sure if I would be in awe or freaking out. Thanks for the video Captain Will Sanchelli!

Beasts of the East.

Getting ready to make a 9 hour drive to see @FlatlandCavalry in Huntsville tomorrow, someone get me some caffeine

Born in Tulsa, Oklahoma, Katilin Butts drew inspiration from acts like The Chicks and Shania Twain, which encouraged her to pick up a guitar, leading to her first self-released album. From “What Else Can She Do?” here is @KaitlinButts with "Jackson."

JUST ANNOUNCED! @ParkerMcCollum is coming to #YouTubeTheater on Saturday, October 14th with special guest @FlatlandCavalry. Tickets on sale NEXT Friday, May 12th at 10AM at https://t.co/pQie1J3J8r!

Here’s your chance to win one of our Sour Cosmic Punch boxes. RT this and follow us. Winners chosen Monday

GIVING AWAY 10 autographed copies of my new album Gettin’ Old! To enter for a chance to win: 1) LIKE this tweet 2) REPLY with your favorite song from the album 3) RT this tweet

Whoa! Here it is. The moment in 2018 when Donald Trump removed the Dodd-Frank regulations that would have prevented the Silicon Valley Bank collapse. Don’t let anyone forget this.

Our second album ‘Tough Country’ is available everywhere now. Hope y’all love it!

‘I AM LEGEND 2’, starring Michael B. Jordan and Will Smith, will be set decades after the original film. The alternate ending for the original film will be canon in the sequel. (Source: Deadline)

"Republicans were booing reality." --@joenbc on GOP members heckling Biden during State of the Union. #SOTU

This is an actual mental model in my brain. Any feedback?

in the top 0.05% of listeners of @FlatlandCavalry for the 7th year in a row 😤😤

⁦@cletocordero⁩ ⁦@FlatlandCavalry⁩ killed it as always

What Mehmet Oz means when he says abortion should be between "a woman, her doctor, and local political leaders." #PASenateDebate Thx @amyschumer

October 28th @flatlandcavalry is dropping their new EP “Songs to Keep You Warm”. We are beyond excited for this to drop!

It's time for South Carolinians to have the freedom to access marijuana in South Carolina. It will allow law enforcement to focus on our record-high violent crime rate, generate hundreds of millions in new revenue, and provide our veterans with the medical care they deserve.

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