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carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero.
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this 😭😭
Quote this with a funny video that lives rent free in your head.
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@Letter_to_Jack
I was in the office when I received a call a that my dad needed blood. I went & donated and bought some. Five days later, he gave up the ghost.
Me and my mum spoke for a lengthy period then I decided to check on my friend. Two hours later, I received a call that my mum is dead.
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Buhari never talk
Osinbajo never talk
Lia Mohammed never talk
Femi Adeshina never talk
Bashir Ahmad never talk
But na Falz you dey wait for... U self think am well.
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@Wizarab10
1st frame — Taye Taiwo, Lonel Messi, Mikel Obi
2nd frame — Toni Kroos, Chrisantus, Bojan Krkić
3rd frame — Borja, Sani Emmanuel
4th frame — Aly Malle, Kelechi Nwakali, Victor Osimhen
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@GabiRae_
@Thedorathybach
like the dj playing "where your mama dey o" at an orphanage home 💀
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The people in Naples, should beware; 'cause the boy from Lagos, is Victor Osimhen.
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@fwNeki
Jehoshaphat dey cause wahala for Bible and still dey cause another wahala for twitter 😂😂😂
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@Fahvy2_
Saturated fat 2 g
Polyunsaturated fat 0.5 g
Monounsaturated fat 1.7 g
Cholesterol 14 mg
Sodium 17 mg
Potassium 51 mg
Total Carbohydrate 7 g
Sugar 7 g
Protein 1 g
Vitamin A4%
Vitamin C8%
Calcium3%
Cobalamin1%
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@SegunMaximus
the gap she gave them is too much 😂😂😆 she could go buy shawarma and comeback midway and still win the race 😂😂😂
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@centredevils
Giggs and Greenwood have similar traits. Both in football ability and personal life.
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@Letter_to_Jack
Nigerians aren't tired of oppression. They're only tired of not being the oppressor.
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@Mide_yy
Captain America, Thor, Spiderman, Iron Man and the rest of "The Avengers" running away from Lagos because of tax.
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@Zaddy_Clinton
@OlisaOsega
@MrOdanz
@prinzgbemi
Fearing order
1. God
2. Single Women
3. Married Women
4. Ladies
5. Eve
6. Snake
7. Devil
8. Lagos Traffic
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"sometimes, reality exceeds dreams."
— Juan Mata
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@omoologodidan
@zainny_hammie
@DamolaOla2
Nothing is working my dear. The guy would leave the way he left his ex. Remember he never ask her out, she just assumed they are dating.
E go shock her.
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@soma___chi
two broke people went for a date but one was angry that the other didn't spend money on the date 😅😂😆😆😂
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@PoojaMedia
That's why I still like you for this. We started following each other around 2013 before you became this big and we are still mutual still.
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I learnt that having Food stuff is better than having an iPhone SE
#WhatILearntDuringLockDown
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"Shey person fit kolo like this"
-- Falz
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@ThaBoyYom
almost every family in the 60s, 70s, and 80s has that. Nigeria was really nice to majority of them.
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If a retired John Wick could wreck havoc like that because of a dog, just imagine an active John Wick. Just Imagine.
So you're in an action movie & asked to choose one person to protect you cos in 24 hours, the rest will be contacted to eliminate you. Who are you choosing?
John Wick
Jason Bourne
The Equalizer (Robert McCall)
Agent 47 (Hitman)
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the way people outside Lagos see Lagos.
Mainland Highland
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@AlternativeMUFC
As the Old Trafford bouncing.
Thursday night lovin'.
Weekend Wembley heading.
Ten Hag marching.
The tremendous Manchester Reds.
Bald is best.
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@premierleague
Predict MW2 🔮
Aston Villa 2 - 2 Everton
Arsenal 2 - 2 Leicester
Brighton 2 - 2 Newcastle
Man City 2 - 2 AFC Bournemouth
Southampton 2 - 2 Leeds
Wolves 2 - 2 Fulham
Brentford 2 - 2 Man Utd
Nottingham Forest 2 - 2 West Ham
Chelsea 2 - 2 Spurs
Liverpool 2 - 2 Crystal Palace
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Twitter algorithm never disappoints 😂
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Timini Parody Lydia Toju Davido Wizkid Made in Lagos ASUU Jimenez Patriarchy FC
#BHACHE
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Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson celebrating their partnership
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You dey jealous me cus I fly pass Edo witch.
- Dreylo 2020
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@UgwunnaEjikem
Osaka dey beat am, but na men be her problem. every African American women are the same irrespective of their success and exposure.
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You snatched her boyfriend.
She bought dildo, you stole it.
Esther gbogbo eleyi o neccestri na 😭
#Hushpuppi
|| Daddy Freeze || Adebayo Ogunlesi || N-Power || Pastors || Chamberlain || Mazi || Dino
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@YomY0m_
men tend to insult each other and not mean it while women tend to compliment each other and not mean it 💯
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I swear this life no balance 😭😭😭
Odion Ighalo
Welcome to Manchester United
Bruno Fernandes
Access Bank
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@SSE_NGA
Victor Osimhen still has a long way to go.
35 — Rashidi Yekini
22 — Yakubu Aiyegbeni
18 — Obafemi Martins
17 — Victor Osimhen
16 — Ahmed Musa
15 — Odion Ighalo
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Back in the days, we were taught how to properly reason with our brains, but nowadays, people are taught how to speak good English.
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Nigeria music industry is more of PR than proper talent. The good songs don't go far, but the rubbish songs with exquisite PR will go places.
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@Letter_to_Jack
Lost both dad and mum this year. I still haven't figured out how to manage my emotions.
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@royzkingin
He most blissful side in this world isn't Westside nor Eastside but a Side Nigga.
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@segalink
and I believe the child would have gone like 5 trips already. We are suing for sure.
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@TenHagBall_
Ten Hag's team will sit back so all these spaces arsenal are leaving at the back won't happen
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@ThaBoyYom
Burna ain't lying
Nigeria music industry is more of PR than proper talent. The good songs don't go far, but the rubbish songs with exquisite PR will go places.
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Ladies will borrow their friends' clothes just to visit Guys who borrow their friends' rooms
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#IdiotGeneration
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@FaruqBashar
you don forget
"adigun, singing"
"cabasa, producing"
"coded tunes, supercede"
"Alapomeji is distinct"
"MOBO, Wembley"
"MAMA Award na for real"
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Tinubu campaign team should use "Jagaban" by Ycee as entering song and "Asiwaju" by Rugar as exit song.
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U condemned Dammy Krane for credit card wahala & u still get mind to write Free Evans. U are the
#IdiotGeneration
we are talking about!
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Hope the photographer is okay.
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We are pencils in the hands of the creator except the fat people. They are markers.
-- Wale Adenuga Productions
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@ThaBoyYom
i was always the boardman. once you forget the exact amount you keep in my hand, just know that "o ti lo"
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Without commitment, you'll never start. But more importantly, without consistency, you'll never finish.
--- Denzel Washington
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You people move around with powder, lipsticks/gloss, power bank, phone charger, perfume, roll on, body spray, but it's sanitary pad you draw the line 😂😂😂😂
Dear Men,
Please have pads in your houses, even if it's the smallest pack. It may come in handy for your female friends one day.
Just incase of emergencies 🤲🏼🙏🏼
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@777jorgeivan
The only reason it's hard to catch women cheating is that the side guy knows his place. He knows he's the side guy and he'd maintain it since he's getting free coochie but a side chic always hope/aspire to become the main chic.
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There are some song titles that I won't even bother to play once I see them.
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...and the award goes to 🎺 🎺 🎺
"Portuguese hushpuppi"
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Back in the days, we were taught how to properly reason with our brains, but nowadays, people are taught how to speak good English.
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Garba Shehu, Lai Mohammed and Femi Adesina are Nigerian version of 3 Idiots.
#PrayForNigeria
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The only thing I fear most is Cancer ♋
I don't even pray it for my enemy.
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