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My name is Mukhtar and I assist with flight tickets to anywhere in the world at an affordable rate.
I also can assist with your local flight tickets.
Send a DM today so we can make that travel plan a reality.
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Hazard after discovering Amala skye
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Me in the morning in one of her wrappers:
ⓘ BRO CODE 026: A bro must never sleep over at a woman's house
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“I don’t drink alcohol but I take soft drinks”
Me after taking fake Fanta:
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Everyone would assume it’s fake cos of the person holding it.😂
Profiling is a part of us.
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Police stop me I show am drugs and inhaler e say “Abiku leleyi”😭😭😭
Oloshi Olopa😂
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Lagos just has mad PR.
I raise you Ilorin.
The rate of adultery at ilorin is insane. You won’t know until you stay there for a while.
The Casualization of Adultery in Lagos is wild. Probably the wrong city to search for love
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Bolt drivers are crazy😂😂😂
This happened 2 years ago tho😂
I experienced this disrespect from an Uber driver today. He ended up insulting me and canceling the trip with no remorse.
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Side pieces in the relationship watching the matching PJs go on the TL:
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I don’t think this kinda gathering will happen again amongst families in future.
Another tradition that will be lost😞
From growing up like this to barely talking to each other as adults... 😮💨
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The dating pool is so messed up that as soon as you tell a woman you like her, you’d have to do the chasing all through.
Energy won’t be reciprocated and you’ve to be the one to keep blowing life into the conversations.
Whew!!! Sounds like a bricklayer job.
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“I’m sorry I didn’t let you cum in me, you know daddy said we shouldn’t reproduce”
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Sex is actually the best therapy during this hard times.
E do ra yin
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Anytime you see man tweet this thing, it’s either he had seen doings or it involves a woman.
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“You still never change... once a bottler, always a bottler”
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It’s a total madness out here.
No light, no money, fuel scarcity, heat and expensive foodstuff.
This is not life we’re living Walahi l.
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Twitter for the rich
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This is not in any way luxury.
You are getting scammed in a stupid way.
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IV
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“I became popular in Karaye camp too, love the people here mehn!😍”
I became popular in Karaye camp too, love the people here mehn!😍
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Just look at this new PR strategy 🤣🤣🤣
These guys surely don’t rate us
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“Saw your tweets are you okay”
Yes I’m okay. You won’t get that gist you’re looking for 🫵
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Yahoo boys and laziness in the same sentence🤣🤣🤣
Ignorance is sweet to watch.
Stay up all night, create new tricks to by pass security, coming up with new formats to get their clients
You’ve to be one sick intelligent son of a gun to be a successful yahoo boy (without jazz)
"Yahoo boys are lazy people"
- Daniel Regha
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📹 Doyin's Corner
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I like them “I can get him back if I want to” girlies so much.
Obough sara all the time.
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Kwashiokor wan kee bleck penther 😭
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Nothing about womanizing is profitable.
You’re wasting your energy, time, resources, money.
At the end of the day, you’re on the losing end.
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Look at what a bolt driver sent after we cancelled a ride😂💀
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Your babe go de give you attitude and you go think say na another man don de rizz am not knowing say instagram hair vendor don scam am again
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Most of us thought we were addicted to so many things.
Tinubu hold us for neck we drop addiction straight.
Viju chocolate una. I no even like chocolate sef
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You need to work with that your lookalike.
It’ll be a great marketing strategy.
Hello December🤗
Let your lips steal the spotlight this season with our gorgeous lipgloss shades🫦✨
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Kwasu and Molete fornication alone is enough to power Nigeria’s power grid.
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Double standards will not be the end of us on this app... Just imagine this Ewure🤡🤡🤡😂😂
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The “Tinder Swindler” documentary proved one thing...
Women would spend on you the moment they smell how successful you’re just cos they know that they’d get three times what they’ve given out.
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Tall, dark skinned men, I hope y’all are having a great day?
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Number 19 is only meant for broke men who got no fame too😅
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Told this woman that I was lowkey hoping her date would flake because I wanted to be the one to take her to this place she's really excited about.
Homeboy dropped the ball, and I rescheduled with her on the spot. Now, to get a bouquet of flowers.
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Business page claiming to be a chef but it’s 95% your thirst trap pictures you post with a sprinkle of low budget pasta here and there.
You’re doing yourself
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Imagine a guy comes on here to say his unlucky to have married his wife because she refused to cook for him.
Imagine the uproar
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Before you’re handed a script, they normally do a background check to see if the roles will suit perfectly.
They gave him the perfect role.
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@Zlatan_Ibile
Motivational speaking isn't for everyone... When we need zanku vibe, we'll let you know
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“If you laugh at Wizarab tweets then I can’t move to you”
Who is moving to you before ashiere?
Ko weyrey lo
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Bruhhhh if woman no like you again,
You go question your sanity😂
Dem go too over wicked with IDC attitude.
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“The art of wooing”
The art of wooing is lost. Cos you people are really arguing about doing something nice for someone you are toasting? You're not serious at all. Wahala for who settle sha.
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No woman can ever make me feel like this... pure goosebumps 🔥🔥🥶
One of my male friends told me that he doesn’t think a woman can make him as a happy as football does.... you people are mad fr
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Bruh!!!
Olamide Baddo is huge.
Man is a living legend and I’ll forever stan him.
Man gave us the likes of Chinko Ekun, Lil kesh, Adekunle Gold, Davolee, Fireboy and now Asake.
Olamide is goated.
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Sending nudes to a loud mouth like Ejikem🤣🤣🤣
Man, you gotta be tasteless to even find him attractive in the first place.
A very big fool
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Twitter for eso was on fire
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Why are you even having sexual intercourse 9 times in two weeks?
Are you rabbits?
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Genius✔️
GOAT🐐✔️
Influencer ✔️
GOAT🐐✔️
An idol✔️
GOAT🐐✔️
I need more CR7 fans on my TL
Y'all can follow me... I'll follow back
#Ronaldo
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Had to be this
What’s the finest Idan moment of a Nigerian skit-maker?
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