Drake: Your feet are small 🤣
Kendrick: God has chosen me alone as His instrument to strike you down. Your pride has landed you in a den of snakes where your most trusted advisors are plotting your downfall and when that inevitable moment strikes, you will deserve it.
This incredibly wrong tweet illustrates something I always thought was funny: the often accused narcissist isn't the one that puts themselves on every album cover
2012 Kendrick: Here’s a critically acclaimed album
Grammys: No
2015 Kendrick: Here’s a critically acclaimed album with cultural impact
Grammys: No
2017 Kendrick: Here’s a critically acclaimed album with cultural impact and the most commercial success of the nominees
Grammys:
Drake: IYRTITL (69 mins)
Me: This is great, trim the fat a bit and this is a classic album
Drake: Views (81 mins)
Me: Wait no
Drake: More Life (82 mins)
Me: Why are you doing this
Drake: Scorpion (90 mins)
Me: Aubrey please stop
STOP PITTING G.O.O.D. MUSIC ARTISTS AGAINST EACH OTHER
Kanye West is GENIUS
Pusha T is POETIC
Teyana Taylor is VISIONARY
Big Sean
Valee is GIFTED
Cyhi is UNDERRATED
070 Shake is TRANSCENDENT
my favorite part of Kids See Ghosts is there’s probably a group of people that went into it thinking “I don’t like Kanye now, but if I ignore him and focus on Cudi I can still enjoy this” and then 1 minute into the album Kanye is yelling gun sounds at the top of his voice
Artists that dropped their best album in 2015:
Kendrick
Drake
Travis Scott
Young Thug
Future
Carly Rae Jepsen
Father John Misty
Father
Jay Rock
Earl Sweatshirt
Jamie XX
Rae Sremmurd
Action Bronson
Big Sean
Miguel
Vince Staples
Grimes
Hiatus Kaiyote
Ty Dolla Sign
Fetty Wap
Ugh was stuck in drafts 🫠
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Next album Drake is gonna say
“Wayne dropped A Milli, I’m dating a Millie
In love with Bobby Brown like I was named Whitney”
And everyone will forgive, forget, and put it as their instagram caption
DNC fucks over Bernie again
Biden wins nomination
Trump beats Biden in landslide
Democratic Party disintegrates
Kanye West founds the Birthday Party and runs on Bernie’s exact platform with the reckless impulsive style of Trump and wins all 50 states in the 2024 election
when Young Thug said he bought a Bentley and a bitch came with it, there's no way the dealership is turning a profit on that sale, the deal is too beneficial for the buyer
99% of rappers: *repeat a word or bar more than twice*
Me: This is boring and it sucks
Playboi Carti: *repeats himself minimum 12 times on every song*
Me:
It rules how Kanye made Push and Ross redo their MBDTF verses multiple times but then heard Fergie go “UNEMPLOYMENT LINE, CREDIT CARD DECLINED” and said “perfect”