Paris
@goodyhilton
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She wanted to be silly with you bro. You ruined it.
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See you don't need Ai to make terrible artwork.
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You are going to fart.
hey guys! im on a new low carb diet so I replaced the sandwich buns with mozzarella — hope y’all recreate and enjoy ❤️
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Two exedrin a celcius and a handful of dog food let's hit the gym fellas
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(after loving you for an eternity) hopefully we can do this again sometime.
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december 2019 was the best time of my life. shopping at the wuhan wet markets everyday thenhanging out in the international wing of the airport,.
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Cartoon.
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I need an unemployed girlfriend who will just lounge around my pool in a bikini everyday.
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I think Future would be a really good vampire either in a movie or just for real.
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I would make Timothee Chalamet wear this to the Met Gala this year if I was his stylist
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There are a lot of hot women on twitter. I always assumed they had better things to do but no.
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(Charging my phone at your house) damn you guys have the good electricity.
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"Hurt people hurt people" is such good advice. You gotta hurt em where it hurts.
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it would be so cool to be a tiger on tranquilizers.
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Again, I would be addicted to way worse shit than nitrous and antisemitism if I fumbled her.
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Nothing is ever solved with less love. that just makes everything worse actually.
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Girls can tell if you're spiritually tall even if you're not physically tall.
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Ya I'm not taking fashion advice from a woman who says to wear a fake leather trench coat. Get a grip
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If a woman really annoys you it's because you love her that's how it works otherwise why would you care.
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You are Godless. Dispel yourself of these delusions.
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Twitter often answers the question. What if women were also huge losers.
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I cry each and ever time I see a poorly lit picture of a Rothko painting taken on a phone.
If this doesnt speak to you sorry I don't know what to tell you . Maybe you are made of stone
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i'm constantly saying stuff like "gosh" and "oh my goodness" but i'm a bad person too.
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Autofiction writer.
what’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism.
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By this time next year I'm going to be stuck in a different rut 🤍like to claim.
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Even though I was gored and hollowed out by a machine and had all my blood replaced with gasoline I still believe in the healing power of love.
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Men I do not trust:. Robber barons .Liars.Miscreants .Hoodlums .Rousties .Vagabonds .The criminally insane.
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That girl you like is going to start rocking with you tomorrow.
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People who are really slutty are probably just on a divine quest for knowledge. It's not really for me to know about.
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I love your confidence man did you used to be like more handsome or something.
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65 is actually a lot of likes for a guy. thank u.
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(leftistly) all joking aside the hawk tuah woman is very beautiful.
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