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UH ‘23 || computer engineer || #Rockets || #WeAreTexans || #Relentless

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dread it. run from it. destiny arrives, all the same.
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@PopBase record companies seeing artists make money from their own songs
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@the_kingca123 @OvOBrezzzy yeah go bang it out in your car and use the “in my property” excuse and see where that gets you
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@bjorksunibrow twitter users when people are capable of living without drugs
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@Jellyjon_91 @alexisniiic having you as a father no they aren’t lol
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@RedLightning420 bro majored in mathemadicks
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@bagelluvr45 @Yeaderrr fellas is it gay to have seen naked women
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@Halo Halo announcement vs GTA 6 announcement
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@_MLFootball bro cooks the chiefs on AND off the field holy moly
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@JamesWorthy1414 @the_kingca123 @OvOBrezzzy enjoy your 3 years and lifetime SO registry lil bro
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@TheDunkCentral ruined their future to keep Draymond Green btw
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MARVIN HARRISON JR WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU’RE GOING TO FALL TO THE TEXANS AT 32 NOOOOO
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@Schaffrillas this is such a guttural reaction
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@jasrifootball @CBSSports he’s 100% right but he benefited from these calls more than anyone
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@ChiseHatoriFan the amount of straight up racism in this thread is mind blowing
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ps5 has been out for 4 years and this game still looks like hot ASS guys PLEASE stop buying this
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Texans on Madden this year finna go hard AF‼️ 🎥vintagehoustontx IG
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one last ride, 99.
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🚨 BREAKING J.J. Watt has hinted at a possible return to the NFL with the Houston Texans, under the condition that head coach DeMeco Ryans 'absolutely' needs him.
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@noorbvx @Dexerto yep and she made millions in sympathy dollars
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@REAL_EARTH_9811 bro’s mewing
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@nsitto2 this is the greatest promotion I’ve ever seen why the pistons 😭😭
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@NFL_DovKleiman literally nobody wants to watch a game where they pan to taylor swift every 15 seconds man
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@DanBoyWonder @Smv_of_Heroes that old man literally WWE’d Tom Holland through 23 floors of a building
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@RyB_311 mike breen “BANG” while the knicks are gagging
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@DestroyingWrld @jasrifootball not a rapist though so he’s better
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@Sppeedwayy @joshgiddey bro watermarked this
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@DreaminErryDay @Cruddyhands getting amazing weapons but only being able to use them on like 15 enemies is so demoralizing what’s even the point of getting them
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@DreaminErryDay when the master sword has to recharge for TEN FUCKING MINUTES every 25 hits
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@EARTH_1610_616 it’s so crazy because Miles was universally hated for like the first 3 years of his run but now he’s right up there with Peter
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@SiimplyGrinding spent 10 minutes thinking I missed Dwight
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@cosmic_marvel @MyTimeToShineH community notes to these frauds
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@MemeOfLord BATMAN FORTNITE
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@Piqo102 oooh what a contrary opinion to the norm brother how edgy
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@fiendformojitos baking cakes 😭😭
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@ur3xgirlfri3nd @noorbvx @Dexerto she literally lied to everyone to make money and yall still defend here there’s no hope for you
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@jasrifootball Stroud’s PR team seeing him come out with the worst possible woman
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@jack_mcmullen11 Braves signing him to 15 years, $2.5 million because he “loves atlanta”
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@JJKcontents watermarking stuff that isn’t yours
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@yggdrasilsaltar gamers when sequels aren’t the most revolutionary piece of content that’s ever graced the earth and happen to be similar to the previous installments that they’re immediately following (and they have to pay for it)
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@bigmonkeong idk if i remember correctly, but wasn’t a big point of the movie Strange debating if he wanted to use magic to either fix his hands or save the world ? i believe he had the ability to do so but chose against it
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@BSOLZ_ Wembanyama hasn’t even touched a court yet man come on
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@FanMahome “luck”
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@katesteinfelds HOW MANY MONTHS???
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@TheGhettoGronk bro snuck in the browns
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@SpursCulture Jokic almost put up a 40 point triple double and was a +14 btw
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@SpursCulture the backpedaling is crazy
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@ButtCrackSports Josh Giddey
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@joshgiddey Josh Giddey Josh Primo Deshaun Watson Karl Malone Kobe Bryant prison league super team 🔥🔥
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@YourDadsFailure Gronk came back again?
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Will Anderson Jr. pro-bowler defensive rookie of the year. all in year one.
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@Clevta Yeah, I haven’t seen a team unload like that for a guy that’s not playing the quarterback position ever. Anderson is literally going to have to be a pro bowler by year 2 for it to make sense.
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@NicholasPas5 being marvel makes it shit automatically according to “film twitter”
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@prettylikecryss “it was for a great cause”
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@maklemons long as guns are safe they don’t care about anything else
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@CQuill97 comic book twitter : when will the writers stop peter’s suffering insomniac: literally does that comic book twitter:
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@NFLonFOXPod Browns and Rams above the Texans is downright hilarious
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@FlnkStnk this is a D+ for people hoping to do anything with their lives
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@TalkinBaseball_ he didn’t even play for the WS that year ????
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@driftyfilm it wasn’t a bad movie lmao yall just know hating it gets you thousands of interactions
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@TChalla_1966 twitter mfs when every single frame of a film isn’t some historical game changing masterpiece
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@dbrand @OrdinaryGamers this intern might never work again after this holy shit 😭
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@HoustonTexans COOK THOSE FRAUDS WADMIN
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@judythwoods @loveforniaaa i know there’s a rattling in your head when you walk 😭😭
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@ayeejuju I’m convinced this generation would let Hitler do whatever he wanted if he was an attractive white woman
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@FieldYates cleanest pocket of all time and nobody within 10 yards of 2 receivers downfield he’s generational but come on
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@ScratchAE__ anti-goblin suit is gonna go so hard
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@OrdinaryGamers GTA V definitive edition
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@NFL_DovKleiman @TheMessenger all the respect to the guy but if he’s been a pats fan all his life why not a Brady jersey? 6 rings and he can’t be buried with the goat ?
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@Abditsover blue collar companies looking at you rn to work 100 hour work weeks for $9 an hour
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@CultureCrave is is tom getting more aggressive with his age 😭
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@jasrifootball nah he’s so right lol
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@Zonaichampion why is the master sword so weak when it’s been bathing in energy for thousands of years
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@astros @budweiserusa 2024 astros admin
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@DrivelineBB “Dallas Keuchel” in 2024??
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@Jellyjon_91 @JayyThaProducer @alexisniiic you know this guy’s gonna be obsessing over his daughter’s sexuality what a WEIRDO dude. Women should be allowed to do whatever they want and be able to fall onto whatever health plan they need. That kind of stuff should never be dictated or governed.
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@okcsuck This top 5
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@n1texansfan CJ Stroud after hearing this
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Last time CJ Stroud played under the brightest lights 23-34 passing 348 Passing Yards 4 Passing TDs 34 Rushing Yards
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Ik you got me tmrw big bruh
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@tarektha4th bros never seen a real life woman
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@CultureCrave no more Sand 2 ruining cinema we’ve all won
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@DragonflyJonez Patriots made dynasties look so easy it’s so incredibly hard to win a Super Bowl let alone multiple
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@GodzillaMendoza no no let me rip people’s torsos off
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@UnfortunateMLB only rangers fans probably found this series enjoyable not even hating
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@UCF_Jaguar Jags fans after finally beating a Texans team that wasn’t tanking
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The Texans fanbase’s turn on Bobby Slowik in just one game is insane
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@jasrifootball @dpshow please let him replace romo man
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@Deuce1042 this makes Bryce Young even more impressive imo
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@BlackLion1721 that makes it even WORSE man 😭
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@fbgwayno Adam22 slander
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@FanMahome I hate it man. can’t even watch sports without her being in them.
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