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Come join me on the HTWON RUNDOWN LIVE!!
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Update: he was not shook AT ALL in the second half. Dude is the MVP for a reason and Baltimore is a WAGON‼️
Built very much like the other Harbaugh’s team, MICHIGAN. ELITE Defense, ELITE run game and MVP QB.
Would like to add nearly EVERY
#Ravens
fan I interacted with on here
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When’s the last time y’all won the division??
2014 🤣
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Who’s Diggs texting? Wrong answers only.
“Hey Josh, miss me yet??” 🤣
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Crazy how well connected and respected CJ already is in all the former player circles
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What are they looking at? Wrong answers only.
(📸 mf.kelz via IG)
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If these are the unis are we Blessan or Stressan⁉️
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Scariest moment of my life.
Was stuck on overpass from 610 to i10 E for 10 minutes with a head on tornado. Took this couple minutes after just getting down the overpass
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Mad respect to this
#DawgPound
fan posting this video.
GG, y’all will be back!
#WeAreTexans
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Define Houston:
i tried posting this on tik tok but the audio kept getting blocked, so i’m putting it here instead
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Texans on Madden this year finna go hard AF‼️
🎥vintagehoustontx IG
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Damn Barkley talking crazy on Galveston AKA GTOWN
It’s ON SIGHT CHUCK
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It seems Nick & Demeco have valued CJs input since DAY 1
Drafted Tank after he asked them to
Resigned Schultz after CJ vouched for him on media row
Tried to get Keenan Allen & got Stefon Diggs instead (2 guys he bonded with at Pro Bowl)
So comforting to see as a Texans fan
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People really saying Tank was mad we signed Stefon 😭💀
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Which area code are you⁉️
One of these is not like the others.. 🤣
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Get CJ away from them Kardashian girls ASAP 😭😭
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Diggs getting in some hill work with Jordan Addison
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Houston Texans fans & Dallas Cowboys fans watching
@CJ7STROUD
&
@MicahhParsons11
become best friends
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CJ was REALLY high on Ricky Pearsall. Seems as if the 49ers caught us off guard and you can hear CJ mutter “we will probably still get a WR”
I wonder if the rumors about Niners trading Auyik threw us off thinking they draft an X & not a slot.
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I’ve always like Rex, but now I’m really starting to like him 🤣
FYI Rex, his name is now HE-J
@ESPNNFL
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Game recognize game.
Roquan on Stroud
“He’s gunna be one of the best QBs in the league for a long time”
🫡
#WeAreTexans
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HEAT 🔥🔥
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CJ on his best friend group
#STM
or Strictly the Millions
A lot of successful guys in this click
Impressive they made this group in junior high to divert themselves from joining gangs and look where they are now ‼️
Crazy mature and impressive‼️
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Look at the embrace with CJ and Hanna vs CJ and Cal.
It’s official, we know who’s really running the show.
All hail queen Hannah. 👑
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Yooo y’all caught Cookserio on the wrong day 🤣
In his response to Diggs being labeled a “diva” and why he hasn’t has a press conference yet. HE COOKED 💀
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After today, the 2022 Texans-Browns Deshaun Watson trade is now complete.
Texans receive:
🏈2022 1st rd pick (became G Kenyon Green)
🏈2022 4th rd pick (RB Dameon Pierce)
🏈2023 1st rd pick (became DE Will Anderson Jr.)
🏈2023 3rd rd pick (became WR Tank Dell)
🏈2024 1st rd pick
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Another day, another workout in TEXANS GEAR.
“He DoEsNt WeAr TeAm GeAr”
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CJ out there teaching the best sport in the world in China.
If he becomes the favorite NFL player in China.. look out. About to do numbers.
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CJ & Tank LIVIN in Turks and Caicos
(🎥baroniharris IG)
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This is what happens when a smart, strong woman like Hannah McNair gets involved in a front office. What a display
🎥
@WillKunkelFOX
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I know Lovie gets a lot of love (rightfully so).
But can we start thanking Deshaun too?? TY DESHAUN
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My
#RavensFlock
friends gunna love this one 🤣
Game recognize Game:
CJ calls Lamar a 🐶
Have a feeling we will be seeing them square of in meaningful games many more times
#WeAreTexans
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Ochocinco texted Tank Dell who said “Im good”.
Ocho told him he needs to “move differently”
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TALK YO SHIT JJ‼️
He’s got a message for the haters sayinf “he can’t even play anymore, why would we want his trash ass”
“Top 10 in sacks & TFLs my last everybody call the fuck down” 🗣️
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CJ TO DEMECO 🗣️🗣️
“Once in a lifetime opportunity man”
“We got what we need in that locker room” 👀👀
#WeAreTexans
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IM SORRY FOR DOUBTING YOU COOKSERIO
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“We went farther than the Eagles” 🤣🤣
Texans QB C.J. Stroud was a guest on “Cold As Balls” hosted by comedian/actor Kevin Hart. In this clip Stroud elaborates on his relationship with HC DeMeco Ryans.
*New episodes will air Tuesdays on the Laugh Out Loud YouTube channel, as well as Hart’s Instagram page.*
#Sarge
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Demeco gets emotional when talking about Christian Harris.
Mentions his growth, how he missed a similar int recently but made it this time.
A lot of us our looking around for a new toy at LB. We may have it right here. Drafted in third round and being groomed by Demeco, same
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Hime Udoka and Villain Brooks have changed the Rockets culture
Boys out there squabbling for real 🗣️
(Clips:
@BradeauxNBA
@legendz_nba
)
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