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La Llorona after drowning her kids
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no one is beating her in a blasphemy off I’m sorry
madonna for 'like a prayer' in 1989.
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so some people just… exist??
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*grabs you by the foreskin* where do you think you’re going 🤨
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we’re in an era of over-communication
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normalize sucking and fucking as friends
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girls want to date paisas until they're married with 4 kids and doing all the work while he's flirting with girls on WhatsApp
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like if you have a pretty penis ❤️
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open-relationship gays are hoarding the long-term partner supply
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my dick is uncut and brown btw
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gays be like “I made you a playlist idk if you already know these songs 🙈”
1. Liability - Lorde
2. Terrence Loves You - Lana
3. Gemini Feed - Banks
4. Water Me - FKA twigs
5. Human - Sevdaliza
6. Heart to Break - Kim Petras
7. sweetener - Ariana Grande
8. Normal Girl - SZA
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it’s a tumblr post, but…
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having a nice dick is so difficult omg everyone wants to suck me but no one wants to fuck my thrussy 😩
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the Latina urge to say “duuuuuuuumb” in a flirtatious way
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here’s to growing more comfortable with my hairy body 🐨
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yeah I wear boxers because I like to feel my fat uncut cock flop around as I walk 🤷🏻♂️
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taking 26 d*cks for my 26th birthday
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hey btw my dick is uncut and br-
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was going down on a white boy last night and he went “heck yeah”
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hey btw my dick is uncut and br-
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taking 26 loads for my 26th birthday
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cuntiest bob in cinematic history
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my nudes do better here than on my alt I give up
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when you’re listening to Kacey Musgraves on shuffle and Space Cowboy plays after High Horse
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fuck most liked tweet what was your most hated tweet. a tweet that ppl bothered u about for DAYS & sent u threats over. i probably have like 30
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unfortunately for my haters I had a great time with a 6’4” Midwestern boy last night
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American white gays:
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bf who’s obsessed with my foreskin
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what if I’m a 7 but my pits stink
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circumcised Latinos are CAUCASIAN. as soon as that foreskin comes off you become a White Anglo Saxon Protestant.
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the hilarious Ross Mathews won’t see your mean tweets but your fem top friends will
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did y’all know that my dick is uncut and brown btw
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if your forearms look like this, dm me
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date with the shitter tonight
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ok girl, we’re still gonna need a SONGWRITER tho...
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my dick is uncut and brown in case y’all forgot
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collecting weird white boys with big dicks like they’re infinity stones
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