Stephen Rannazzisi
@SteveRannazzisi
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KEVIN on THE LEAGUE, PODCAST: What’s The Odds?, Stand-Up Special’s MANCHILD & BREAKING DAD avail for purchase
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it is to the victims of 9/11 and to the people that love them--and the people that love me--that I ask for forgiveness.
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As a young man, I made a mistake that I deeply regret and for which apologies may still not be enough.
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not abated. It was an early taste of having a public persona, and I made a terrible mistake.
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It was profoundly disrespectful to those who perished and those who lost loved ones. The stupidity and guilt I have felt for many years has
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Podcast has been registered, equipment has been purchased, guests have been scheduled. Really excited to get this going.
#NeverReadIt
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My heart is sadden by the pain he must have felt. Rest in Peace Robin Williams. Thank you for inspiring a generation of comedy.
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I don’t know why I said this. This was inexcusable. I am truly, truly sorry.
For many years, more than anything, I have wished that, with
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After I moved with my wife to Los Angeles from New York City in 2001 shortly after 9/11, I told people that I was in one of the World Trade
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He takes 4 questions, answers NONE of them, then passes the mic to this Econ professor to explain how he is gonna have🍰& eat it too.
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Center towers on 9/11. It wasn’t true. I was in Manhattan but working in a building in midtown and I was not at the Trade Center on that day
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silence, I could somehow erase a story told by an immature young man.It only made me more ashamed. How could I tell my children to be honest
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Let’s NOT talk about where
@nickkroll
’s other hand is & FOCUS on
@theleaguefxx
returning SEPT 3..
http://t.co/czkkYivA8U
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Truly sadden by the events in Paris. Please keep the victims in your thoughts & prayers.
#Pray4Paris
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@MatthewBerryTMR
Matthew, wow buddy. I think you need to take a break pal. Although, I WENT WITH YOU ON MORRIS AND U FUCKED ME TOO
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Tonight is the SERIES FINALE of
@theleaguefxx
here is an INCREDIBLE ORAL HISTORY of how this crazy show came to be.
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My body is a wonderland & you get to experience all of it TONIGHT 10pm on FXX.
@theleaguefxx
IS BACK!!
http://t.co/lUPOibWBn4
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The circle really helps. Thanks.
From FX's "The League,"
@SteveRannazzisi
comes to Huntsville Aug 17-19! Get tix now, don't get caught without one:
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Day 3 of
#SoberOctobert
update: Just won my first game of Memory against my 5 y/o ever. I think there is a connection.
#PrayForJoe
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Devastated. Ralphie was one of the greats. Not only was he hilarious, but the kindness he…
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"I didn't think about you because my brain gave me other ideas that didn't have you in them"..my 6 Y/O crushing my wife at dinner
#perfect
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With each other?
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Ray Liotta’s Chantix commercial makes me want to smoke again.
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Was having a rough morning then I watched my sons reject my wife’s constant pleading with them to do the “Kiki” challenge & I’m gonna be just fine.
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TO THE SHIT STATUE WHO BROKE INTO MY CAR & STOLE MY GOLF CLUBS, FUCK YOU!!
*also the driver plays like a fade to counter my natural draw
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Thanks for all the podcast name suggestions. I'm gonna pick one this weekend, register it and start recording episodes! Stay tuned.
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I think you mean "US" not U.S.
find the leakers within the FBI itself. Classified information is being given to media that could have a devastating effect on U.S. FIND NOW
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This was a blast! And it is the birth of my new podcast coming soon!
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I don't get the big deal. Didn't we all figure out we could take pictures of ourselves when the fucking phone came out 7y ago?
#selfie
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You're the only ones there, just turn around and say it to each other.
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THIS TOOK 4 HOURS TO SHOOT! “
@EW
: Watch the guys from
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play Charades:
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#TheLeague
http://t.co/Y0s2vC7YoG”
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Making sure I got this right, oil $ go up = economy fucked. Prices go DOWN... = *see previous answer. Cool, cool.
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"Shit Pig" is the best way to describe how
@AriShaffir
keeps his place
http://t.co/XgZm88L8
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NOW “
@ccstandup
: Watch
@SteveRannazzisi
's
#ManChild
for FREE in the
@ComedyCentral
app here:
http://t.co/sD7leY5Quz
http://t.co/ClYze2gULj”
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This is a great special. You should really take a hour and watch.
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I wish I had a wall of humans to keep me from going out of bounds on the golf course. I'd be scratch in a month.
#TheMasters
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@AriShaffir
@nealbrennan
First O’Neill now this.. just to be clear, we agreed on good ole’ USA style porn, not that off the wall Euro stuff. I’m gonna need a great DP.. insert all jokes here. I’m done
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memories. The League Final Season: The Cast Reflects on the Worst Things Their Characters Ever Did
http://t.co/BdnzCRcniH
via
@TVGuide
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I didn’t eat cake for breakfast today so that’s a step in the right direction.
#StriveforGreatness
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"Marriage is between a man and a woman, unless I want to have sex with that woman cause I'm a star"
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If a parade goes by and there in no one in the stands, did the band really play?
#Inauguration
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Eric the Actor was one of my favorite parts of
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I hope he is knee deep in bunny ranch ladies in the sky!!!
#RIPEricTheActor
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London is walking round like it had sex w/a hooker & the condom broke..sure everything will be fine but could get REALLY FUCKED UP.
#Brexit
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i have listened to the
@howardstern
#BillMurrary
interview three times already. only chubbed up once.
@sternshow
#BillHader
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.
@JJWatt
is the only reason to keep the extra point kick in football. HUGE 1st Game! All those moves I showed you paid off..I TOLD YOU!
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You can tell when someone is really good at what they do and an even better person because all the people you love are promoting it. This is one of those times. Check this.
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do breakups now include how to split up the iCloud?
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My
#MarchMadness
has already begun..I'm loving this Stony Brook vs Albany game. 2 schools I didn't get accepted to.
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Took a 40 min shower, stoned as fuck, listening to
#BIGGY
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If you really got hit in the nuts, you would never be able to react like that.
#NutShot
#Nutgate
#NBAFinals
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To quote my 6y/o.. “Are we in real life?”
When will people start saying, “thank you, Mr. President, for firing James Comey?”
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@johnnbroom
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Hello. Probably didn’t hear you. Join the club,
@nickkroll
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Did you know you need ARTWORK for a podcast? Me either. Im calling the podcast Hear Me This Book anyone wanna give it a crack?
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Launches TUESDAY!!!! 2/7!!
Been not reading books my whole life and it's been in preparation for
@SteveRannazzisi
's podcast
@bertkreischer
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Season 4 of
@theleaguefxx
is now available on
@netflix
for all your "D" joke consumption.
#PraiseShiva
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THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD!!!
FX’s ‘The League’ Renewed For Fifth Season
http://t.co/2FmhlOxu
via
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I’m supporting
@StJude
this holiday season. RT if you support their mission of finding cures and saving children.
#StJudeGiveThanks
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Can't believe people want $ returned from Livestrong..you donated to FIGHT CANCER?!, it's on you if you gave it to a liar who rides a bike.
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Really proud of
@frankccomedy
for winning
@RoastBattle
consistent killer jokes every round. Well deserved.
#doorguy
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A tremendous THANK YOU to those who protect our country everyday and those who have made the ultimate sacrifice.
#MemorialDay2016
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