I'm very sad to hear the news about #JeffBeck One of the all time greats -a truly inspirational and innovative player. I played drums in Jeff's band for several years, absolutely loved it and have some great memories of that time to treasure. Condolences to all close to Jeff.

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PLEASE RT I HAVE LEFT MY VIOLIN ON A BUS GOING TO THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL. IT WAS EITHER THE 52 OR 452 IN THE DIRECTION OF LADBROKE GROVE. PLEASE HELP IM SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYING IN TODAYS PROM @TfL @bbcproms @BBCRadio3

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I just signed the petition demanding Liz Truss is denied a resignation honours list. Will you sign too? https://t.co/y1etNRZMbz via @38degrees

Spare a thought for @bbclaurak at this painful hour. "That's some claim". That was your catchphrase. How do you feel about it now I wonder?

I found a child’s violin in the back of a Zipcar in south London yesterday. The customer care people didn’t seem all that concerned so I took it home. I would love to reunite it with its owner if I can. The name tag says Isobel Lopez. Can Twitter help? Please share! #lostviolin

I just signed the petition calling on Boris Johnson's resignation honours to be blocked. Will you sign too? https://t.co/n2FmiLa4XR via @38degrees

It's not a new name. It's an old name. An ancient name. Reclaimed.

@RutlandBiggles+ @chrislowndes+ @LindaLower1+ @nrmakin+ @rafieedruce+ @angieprysorjon1+ @PsychicLC+ @prez1911+ @irelandseye+ @charlesdar+ @GinosTribe+ @PayzeMaggie+ @StreckfussMatt+ @SteveAlexDrums+ @EGF7691+ @pekingribs+ @Picklejim+ @MNicolabrown+ @MaryamB2159+ @alanrfrancis+(*)

Here's the task. Hit 200,000 signatures before the start of the debate at 4:30pm today. So, share, share, share! https://t.co/AiIAeQoN23

@PaulArtwork+ @BrknMan+ @hobeanyo+ @matt__stewart+ @JaJuCoffeeTea+ @GetBrexitUndone+ @sybilsdad+ @cymrbach+ @BrexitRage+ @C_ClareHogan+ @maria_rousell+ @Spike70+ @alipascalidis+ @PeterKeal+ @ColourMeBoro+ @sheilamcbirnie+ @SteveAlexDrums+ @PACrosthwaite+ @LondonItl+

“The British people back the Governments (Illegal Migration) bill” @SuellaBraverman has told Parliament. RT this if you think she’s wrong

I just signed the petition calling on Boris Johnson's resignation honours to be blocked. Will you sign too? https://t.co/wZrAx7DcRZ via @38degrees

Here's a Tory MP, so desperate to prop up the corrupt serial liar and sociopath Johnson that he's indulging in this dismal and disgraceful attempt to smear Sue Gray. So confident is he of the veracity of these claims that he's disabled replies. Why's that Hunty? #ToryCriminals

Last night I dreamt of a new addition to the old 'Road' series of films that starred Bing Crosby/Bob Hope. 'The Road to Roehampton' was showing in my local cinema. (unlikely I know). Not as unlikely as the two stars however.. Michael Gove and Rab C Nesbit. Comedy gold surely?

EXCLUSIVE🚨w/@HarryYorke1 The BBC chairman helped arrange a guarantee on a loan of up to £800K for Boris Johnson weeks before then PM selected him for the role Johnson was told to end Richard Sharp’s involvement in his financial affairs by Cab Office 1/7

Tory MP @danny__kruger claimed £3,598 on expenses for his utility bill last year. This was the highest claim by any MP to cover their bills in such a short duration. Retweet if you think Kruger should pay for his own gas and electric supply.

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