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@StaxCooks

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currently occupied with living & raising squad baby ♥️...

JHB | PTA | CPT
Joined September 2010
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@StaxCooks
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The sooner Robben Island gets turned into Ibiza the better...
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Bathong Streetwise 3 pap...
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3 years
Stop manifesting and let's rob white people.
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6 months
This man needs to put that beer down and go to the X Games.
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3 months
Nkile wa bona Kae motho a plastara ka lepona?
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It's sad that this won't trend because she's not undressed 😢
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6 months
Better start eating them in the shop.
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
💀💀
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
Not suicidal, but this life thing isn’t fun, it’s quite tiring. I'd be perfectly okay with not existing...
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
Nah leave @williamlast_krm alone 🙏🏾
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
South Africa ⭐️ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ :The one star is for amapiano le di chipi.
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
Ebe o tlhakana le Serena Williams boshigo a tswere racket.
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
Utlwe psychologist ere, "first you need to forgive yourself" Ke dirileng nna???
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@StaxCooks
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6 months
Not this broer forgetting about the kid on his shoulders 😭😭😭
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@StaxCooks
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4 months
South Africa has the highest chipi per capita rate in the whole world.
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4 months
Linda Mtoba photographed by Thapelo Mabotja.
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@StaxCooks
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6 months
Broer set up a fan park in his community so everyone can watch the games. 🥺
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
The version of John Wick I never knew I needed to hear. 😭😭😭😭
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Niggas underestimate the type of access thier Huns have, you'll be at Tshepo's flat drinking quarts yena a V Class is picking her up & to take her to the airport cause some nigga told her she can come distress in CPT. It's not a game you want to play.
@hlovo_
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Only a monied nigga can go toe-to-toe with a hun when it comes to the “Hoeing after the breakup Olympics” 😭
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Touring with Madumane >>> acting
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Kgopolo
2 years
CASTING NEWS: Thuli Phongolo out of The Wife The role of Lerato on #TheWifeShowmax , has unexpectedly been written out of the show Sources claim the decision was made to drop the role due to Phongolo going M.I.A. #KgopoloReports
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Idlozi lakho has the work ethic ye ANC.
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@Thwema1 She blew up a week after 💔
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
POV: Me telling the waiter to change my VS to a VSOP and 10 red bull's cause the baddies just landed.
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
Peak mjolo is dropping your Hun off to have brunch with friends then you go get a haircut, wash the car & catch up with majita.
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Yeses...
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@StaxCooks
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4 years
2020 is the money year, fave this tweet.
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@StaxCooks
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8 months
Rekeleng Kabza De Small
Giant Antique Scorpion Chair 🦂
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@StaxCooks
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4 months
That one uncle today at 15:26. "Motlogele ang polaye"
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
The saddest thing about MacG is that it's a reflection of how most South African men think...
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
Thebe asked God in 3 official languages to for a long and fruitful life so that he can party. I have to stan forever.
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
Next thing motho o bodla kuku in a meeting.
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
This was a dark time.
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@StaxCooks
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5 years
Spent my morning making sure a few people can have a Merry Christmas. ❤️
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
I know I gained weight, you really don't have to remind me when you see me. 😒
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Moria...
@miss_neoentle
🧚🏽‍♀️ Neoentle Zwane
2 years
Guys What’s the collective noun for many stars ?
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@StaxCooks
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4 months
"mara Mary Jane ke mo spanneng ke eng byanong?"
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
No amount of budgeting, cutting back & living within our means can save us from the fact that akho Mali...
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
There's no bigger illusion than the assumption that twitter is a reflection of South Africa
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
I won't lie depression is doing a number on us right now.
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
I'ma need the petrol attends to come with sparklers when they bring the card machine for me to pay for a full tank.
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Can't be on the internet arguing with people that have ID numbers starting with 0.
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@StaxCooks
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10 months
🥺
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
No ways okes 😭
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Simpler times...
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@StaxCooks
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6 months
Nah okes whats wrong with South Africans 😂😂😂
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@StaxCooks
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6 months
Real tears 💀
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@StaxCooks
Uncle Dad
2 years
Someone pays for your car as if its theirs, they get handed the keys and just like that your car is gone.
@lulu_luwela
Sdudla Mafehlefeezy♥
2 years
What’s happening to cars at car washes guys?
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
Not this broer making a hijack sound cool 😭
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
Jou tyma o rekile Bentley ka zaka ya school fees?
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Ntando Sgudla
1 year
Kanti oxtail is an actual ox’s tail?😭😭😭
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@StaxCooks
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10 months
@Boyle11J How is this always relevant???? 😭😭😭
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
No ways 😭😭😭
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@StaxCooks
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4 months
Spent my Saturday with this cutie. 🥺♥️
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Thabo yena is taking you to Konka, Megalo & Fontein.
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
Never thought the first title deed I get would be in Cape Town. 🥺
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
Not every nightmare is a spiritual attack, zamang go tlatswa dikobo.
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
Eish mara alignment ausi.
@PoshTeedkay
Tee👑
1 year
Traffic ain’t that bad on my side 🫠
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@StaxCooks
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6 years
Hubbly smokers rocking up to events...
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
House of BNG ke 95 unleaded.
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
I've been dying at this since I got up
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Ain't no way boi ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
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@StaxCooks
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4 years
The bro code doesn't include covering up for rapists...
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
"I've been barking for a while now and you are ignoring me cause o busy ka di bubble bath... Anyway your polo is gone."
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
@jaimetoph Why they built like Amoeba boys.
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@StaxCooks
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7 years
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
If he can walk, he can certify documents mofe spane.
@MohaleMotaung_
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1 year
Mini me 🥺❤️
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Don't let anyone convince you otherwise, having money is very important guys.
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
Emlanjeni is a spiritual experience. 🤞🏾
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@MDNnewss
MDN NEWS
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Green light for congregants of ZCC St Engenas to attend Easter holidays on Good Friday, next week in Moria.
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1 year
There's a song by Abidoza & Stokie featuring Rams Da Violinist & Russel Zuma that will have the streets in a choke hold when it drops. 😭
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@StaxCooks
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9 months
Seeing a Cyan Boujee sex tape wasn't on my to-do list for today.
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
if she says she's not okay, tell her she'll be fine. Never ask what's wrong. Follow me for more money saving tips. 🙏🏾
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Aowa guys, eseng so...
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@StaxCooks
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11 months
The only bottomless special that mattered.
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
9-5 boys are on the come up, SIU is cleaning up the block, FBI doing regular sweeps. The season of financial fair play is upon us.
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
Got to have her ID number so you can just book a flight lo ja di oyster ko Camps Bay.
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@StaxCooks
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4 years
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
"Cela ung'dlulisele itowel" 😭😭😭😭
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
BMW cooked here.
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
The only positive thing about South Africa is that we are in hell le di chipi...
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@StaxCooks
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5 years
My wallet whenever I spend my last money recklessly.
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@StaxCooks
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4 years
Me at a roadblock
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@StaxCooks
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3 months
I just want to go sit down at Spur and ask for a page to colour in whilst I eat my wings.
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
New week, 1st day at my new job. 🙏🏾
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
@Funky_Santa You said.
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Wa gida moes
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@StaxCooks
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6 years
Mercedes V Class Maybach Edition 😭😭😭
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@StaxCooks
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11 months
Nah this broer did a mazza.
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@StaxCooks
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2 years
Then you see her snapping with size 9 gucci slides swallowing her size 4 feet wearing a hoodie that becomes a dress on her, immediately after a text comes in "please let me know when you are home so I can fetch my things" Lmaoooo you're in the bathroom vomiting now.
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@StaxCooks
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4 months
I'm joining the cartel & rising to the top.
@Tokyo_Trev
Trevor
4 months
It my card declines in front of a baddie in Mexico, I'm applying for asylum
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@StaxCooks
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1 year
Byanong Konka e tsena kae?
Nothing happens in isolation…life always comes full circle ⭕️
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@StaxCooks
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8 years
When people tryna block your blessings but God still makes a way for you...
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2 years
Yachts docked around the island, baddies being baddies, corruption money cammann it would be delicious.
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2 years
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@StaxCooks
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1 month
Celebrated love yesterday.
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@StaxCooks
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3 years
"It's Sunday & I'ma kiss you." The kiss:
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@StaxCooks
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7 years
"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Ema" "Ema who?" "Ema ever gonna quit? Hell naw"
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@StaxCooks
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9 months
Basheshe bahleka kanti inkosi ingizwile...
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@StaxCooks
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7 months
He's never beating the allegations 😭
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@StaxCooks
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4 years
Finally bit the bullet so I'll be putting my skills to good use. Please RT for awareness, my customer could be on your TL. Based in JHB South #SouthieBites
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@StaxCooks
Uncle Dad
2 years
Pianochella there would bang 🤞🏾
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@StaxCooks
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3 months
Nah it's Astropess now.
@sibuyi_ntsako
ntsako.
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She ended up having orange juice. 🙏🏾
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