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@NeoDinero
Benson
6 years
Hov had to sell drugs, drop 13 albums and screw Dame over. Kylie just had to be born. 😭
@ComplexMusic
Complex Music
6 years
Kylie Jenner ties JAY-Z on 'Forbes' Wealthiest Celebrities in America list 💰
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6 years
If we step back and leave white people to their own devices, they're gonna go extinct.
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@NeoDinero
Benson
5 months
O jele jewish. 👌🏾
@Morbidful
Morbid Knowledge
5 months
Adolf Hitler in a suit and tophat.
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8 months
DJ Envy and his co-defendants were giving their victims chains. 😂😂😂😂
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Benson
2 years
She's gonna have a tough time next year telling her international friends that their donations ended up ko Diamond Walk le Konka.
@ewnupdates
Eyewitness News
2 years
Charlize Theron rallies global support to raise funds for KZN flood relief
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Benson
1 year
Washing down this monstrosity ka Mofaya is insane.
@lindz_malindz
Bonginkosi
1 year
Bus Kota R70🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Benson
6 months
What, exactly, was the grandfather doing between 1939 and 1945? 🤔
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Madrid Xtra
6 months
Toni Kroos with his brother Felix and their grandfather in Berlin. 🇩🇪🤍
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Benson
6 months
This is still my favourite Katt Williams fact. "This alarming statistic." 😂😂😂😂
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@NeoDinero
Benson
6 years
"You said your friend o dula Midrand. Why re tsena ka Tembisa???"
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Benson
4 months
[Sound on] 😂😂😂
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@NeoDinero
Benson
8 years
This is all Barack Obama's fault for not seeking a third term like a true African leader #ElectionNight
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Benson
2 years
"Oya kae o sena chelete" is a very important question to ask yourself before leaving your house. Le imela batho.
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Benson
9 months
Ko America, there's a cop (who lost his partner) who sees this brazen "fuck you" to law enforcement and says "McDuff, we're taking this guy down" and they nail him. In South Africa, the investigating officer is probably at the party.
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@NeoDinero
Benson
5 years
"You can't out-earn bad spending habits."
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Benson
6 years
Leonardo da Vinci when Rick Ross screamed "Mona Lisa to me ain't nothing but a bitch!"
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Benson
1 year
I imagine Thabo Bester probably loves this media attention. You know what's bumming him out and killing his vibe? Dr Nandipha's worrying and panicking. Everyday, it dawns on her that she has absolutely fucked her life up. 😂
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@NeoDinero
Benson
1 year
You youngins don't know about Charity Sehlohole. 🙆🏾‍♂️
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@NeoDinero
Benson
9 months
"There's some stank on that love" 😭😭
@SuaveBry
Luke C-Walker
9 months
What’s the funniest racist scene in a movie or show?
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Benson
1 year
It should be illegal for elected officials to use private education and healthcare.
@KhulumaniSibisi
Phumajongosi
1 year
You're allowed to make one thing illegal to improve society. What is it? 🤔
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@NeoDinero
Benson
5 years
No disrespect but o apere marete grootman.
@WillardKatsande
Willard Katsande
5 years
Kitoko makasi
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Benson
7 years
Yo, River Island is leaving SA. They've set September 30 as a closure date. I'm salivating at the thought of that clearance sale. Stay woke
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Benson
3 years
Gautengers have definitely substituted handshakes for spitting in each other's mouths. What the hell is that number????
@nicd_sa
NICD
3 years
#COVID19 UPDATE: A total of 51,977 tests were conducted in the last 24hrs, with 8,561 new cases, which represents a 16.5% positivity rate. A further 28 #COVID19 related deaths have been reported, bringing total fatalities to 89,871 to date. See more here:
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6 months
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Benson
5 months
Second episode of "I Blew It" is very underwhelming. This woman fixed her childhood home and took care of her family.
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@NeoDinero
Benson
6 years
You know what I don't take for granted? Residing in a majority black country. Bruh, white people hate us. Now imagine living in a place where they outnumber you... That's a fucking nightmare.
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Benson
5 months
She used this platform to tell us that she spoilt her baby daddy with clothes and booze. Cry me a river. 🙄
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@NeoDinero
Benson
1 year
Lungile Phenyane:
@Queenin_M
Queenin Masuabi
1 year
The #DA leadership nomination list as announced this afternoon.
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Benson
7 years
Especially if they don't tiptoe and say "askies" the whole time.
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Benson
5 months
@Sipho_Says Even after you've warned them, ba busy ka "call Neville. He's got some some blaze and he delivers". I can literally win the war on drugs from my couch right now. 😂😂🤦🏿‍♂️
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Benson
7 years
The Illuminati asked him to choose between hoes and Grammys and my dude didn't think twice.
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Benson
2 years
Wish I could filter restaurant reviews via race or ethnicity. I don't give a shit what Elsie Joubert thinks about the steak tartare. I'm interested in Sipho Mchunu's opinion about the steak and vibes.
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@NeoDinero
Benson
6 years
Don't accept any apologies. @drake
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Benson
6 years
Niggas who wear fanny packs across the chest think they're leading a creative revolution. Relax dude ke spache not keys to the city.😴😴
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Benson
2 years
I accidentally said "cool beans" in a room comprised of only black people. I feel like an apartheid spy. 🥺
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Benson
6 years
Hearing Peter Drury scream Aguero's name just took me to a very dark place. I'm so triggered. 😭
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Benson
8 months
When the year started, Ntate Motsoane had his wife and son super alive, by his side. 10 months in, both are late. Life ke masepa sometimes.
@MDNnewss
MDN NEWS
8 months
Late celebrity Chef Tebello 'Tibz' Motsoane's mother passes away The mother of late Tebello 'Tibz' Motsoane, who was shot alongside his friend and rapper AKA in Durban, has passed away. Ryhab Niniwe Motsoane (77) died last week on 5 October and was buried over the weekend. Tibz
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Benson
3 years
That's odd. Because rona Eskom e re robatsa early. 😒
@TheSAnews
TheSouthAfrican.com
3 years
President Ramaphosa: 'Eskom is keeping me awake at night'
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Benson
6 years
Like this and I'll tell you your body count based on your avi.
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Benson
2 years
Cyril must take all our cell numbers and register us for NotifyMe ya the Treasury bank account. Ke batla go bona ha go swipiwa for di Range Rover.
@ewnupdates
Eyewitness News
2 years
SA secures $750m World Bank loan to help with COVID response
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Benson
2 years
Imagine having to tell your international friend, let's say Brad Pitt, that his donation e rekile Viano. Charlize must focus on the next Fast & Furious film a kgaogane le baloyi ba South Africa,
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Benson
3 years
Being able to laugh about pain you never thought you'd heal from is so refreshing. 😂
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Benson
5 months
"Papa, why gonale snepe sa le coloured le lengwe mothoko ga Lekganyane"
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Benson
6 years
Xhosa niggas are going to catch feelings over the isiXhosa being spoken in Black Panther and start protesting again. Lots of energy there by Shamrock Pie Twitter. 😴
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Benson
6 years
This woman at the land expropriation hearing in Rustenburg says we still have their mirrors if white people want compensation for the land. "Di pone di teng, a ba buse mafatshe" 😂😂😂
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Benson
2 years
Back to the carpet business. Those rugs won't sell themselves. @morocco
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Benson
1 year
You desperately want to nap because itis but Sibusiso's poison has you alert and awake as fuck. 🤦🏿‍♂️
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Benson
3 years
@News24
News24 🇿🇦
3 years
| FW de Klerk turns 85, announces he has cancer
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Benson
7 years
The quality of your food has dipped because y'all can't mind your business and sell us chicken. 😒
@NandosSA
NandosSA
7 years
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Benson
3 years
Wan Bissaka is a professional footballer because he has a praying mother. Nothing to do with talent and skill.
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Benson
8 years
When the Guptas invite you to Saxonwold for a meeting, be prepared
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Benson
2 years
I miss Manchester United so much. My emotions haven't been toyed with in weeks. 🥺
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Benson
6 years
Chris Brown is a superior talent. Y'all need to quit playing games with Breezy.
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Benson
5 years
Kim probably hit him with the 'please just unfollow me until this lunatic calms down' text.
@Complex
Complex
5 years
Drake reportedly unfollows Kim Kardashian on IG after Kanye's latest tweets, "Imagine having a problem with somebody and they follow your wife on Instagram."
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Benson
6 years
I wonder if our parents realise how much we help each other navigate and survive this world and that our friendships aren't centred around ubumnandi.
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Benson
7 years
Junior Khanye always bought 2 kotas. After eating one, he'd step on the other one coz "Lacoste yakhe e lambile".
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Benson
2 months
When you get a chance, please watch last night's "Carte Blanche", with MaMkhize being interviewed. It's so awkward. 😂😂
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Benson
1 year
Leaving the comfort and safety of your home to go eat this bullshit under a bridge is insanity. 😂😂
@Ayanda_mthatha
NdingumXhosa 🇿🇦🇻🇳
1 year
Second experience kwa Mai mai was not bad shame, andikho sure ngomphokoqo nenyama though 🤔
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Benson
6 years
Can't wait to be the dad and husband that sucks the joy out of my household after watching a documentary. "Family meeting. Now! Nike is banned from this house until they reform their sweatshops. And no coffee until the Ethiopian farmers get a fair wage!!"
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Benson
6 years
My homie won't make a thread about me when we have a disagreement.
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Benson
2 years
Simon Leviev was in Cape Town a few times. I need the Western Cape bhari who got swindled to please reveal herself. 😂
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Benson
2 years
If you live in Free State and have an asbestos roof, tlhapa and make your way to this event. Have some fun before you die of asbestosis.
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Benson
1 year
Therapists need therapists. Your secret family is too heavy for me. Ke chaela baby. 😩
@KeKatli
Ketchup
1 year
Telling my girl all the homies shit is the only way I can get it off my chest to a safe vessel. Your things aren't that important you aren't the president you just a cheating ass dude playa
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Benson
6 years
It's nearly midnight. Just say you want nudes. 😕
@News24
News24 🇿🇦
6 years
South Africa! We want to see what is happening around you after Jacob Zuma’s resignation. Send us your pictures and videos to feedback @news24 .com or tweet them below 👇 #ZumaResigns
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Benson
3 years
Whoring with mogodu breath is wild to me. 😂
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Benson
6 years
The king of R&B and the greatest to ever do it is R. Kelly, and there's nothing we can do to change that fact. I'm sorry.
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Benson
6 years
Getting dumped for any other reason besides cheating means o lesepa la motho at your core. Seek help.
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Benson
5 years
Uncle Ruckus legit said he's qualified to babysit Huey and Riley because he's a licensed zoologist 😂😂😂
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Benson
6 months
It kills me that US soldiers refer to their time spent in warzones as "tours". "I did two tours in I-rack." Brother, onale PTSD, you lost an arm and your best friend was decapitated by goat herders. Stop making it sound like you went to Tomorrowland.
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7 years
When a British rapper says he's sippin' on that good good
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6 years
The dude who presents Noot Vir Noot should write a book on how to deal with fame. 20-plus years of helming a hit show and we don't even know his name. That settler clocked tyming and composure.
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Benson
5 months
Who sells dagga in the Bryanston area? I don't need much. Just two blunts of that regular degular (please don't tell me ka di blueberry cheese).
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Benson
8 months
@TimesLIVE "The court ordered the money Mathebula received as a gratification during the commission of the offences be recovered from his pension fund and transferred to the Criminal Assets Recovery Account." Yikes.
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Benson
11 months
R1.8 million plus free lifetime supply of electricity is a delicious deal.
@KasiEconomy
Kasi Economy
11 months
This triple story Soweto home is selling for R1,8m
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6 years
He took Stogie T and Yanga to McDonald's and ordered them kiddies' meals.
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Benson
3 years
There's this old dude being followed by security inside Checkers. Thought it was peculiar so I asked what's up. He's a notorious shoplifter. Bare o rata di biscuit gore. 😂😂😂
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Benson
7 years
People who wear these like to talk business at groove while your fave song is playing
@_Craton
Craton
7 years
One of my fav pairs.
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Benson
6 years
@fuckwillie To be fair we dislike all Americans in equal measure.
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Benson
3 years
Charging it to the game.
@anafricandiva
The Joyful Linguist®️
3 years
Apart from therapy, what are some things that have done wonders for your mental health?
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Benson
7 years
Buhle is about to collapse the rand. Forget inclusive growth. I wonder what Moody's thinks about a hoe finance minister.
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Benson
7 years
It's trash and Kanye West knows it
@ComplexMusic
Complex Music
7 years
'The Life of Pablo' was *finally* officially released one year ago today. One year removed, how's it hold up?
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6 years
Just skimmed through Touch My Blood. Decent but...
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Benson
6 years
@MoorInformation "Everytime I come in the kitchen, you in the kitchen!"
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Benson
7 years
Pls tell your dad to hold the straw with his fingers when drinking a groovy. Him chasing for it with his open mouth is shaming your family.
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Benson
5 years
How long were you cunts gonna hide 'Fever' by Wizkid from me? 😭🔥
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Benson
3 years
"Horses are just hot donkeys" is the most apt, hilarious thing I've ever heard. 😂😂😂
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Benson
6 years
Joe asked Pusha, the president of the label, "where did Teyana's marketing budget go?" and mans responded "i don't know". Good Music is a circus. 😂
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Benson
6 years
Why is Giggs dressed like he's about to go negotiate lobola?? Aowa ☹️
@WordOnRd
Word On Road
6 years
Giggs, Lily Allen and Drake last night in London.
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Benson
8 years
Real Friends. The criminal cousin must cameo
@ComplexMusic
Complex Music
8 years
What other songs from 'The Life of Pablo' would you want to see a visual for?
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Benson
2 years
"Nice ting with the lips and the curves - in my corner. A 10 on my lap - Maradona" is an exquisite way to start a verse.
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Benson
5 years
The Boondocks' depiction of Soulja Boy. 😂
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Benson
2 years
Meanwhile, Lukaku is at home, beating his meat to Inter vs Cagliari highlights. What a dumb fuck. 😂
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Benson
3 years
@KeKatli Big Green Clean Machine. I was dying to vacuum the fuck outta some shit. 😭
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Benson
5 months
Why did our parents allow us to watch Brock Lesnar beat the dog shit out of a disabled person??? 😩
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Benson
3 years
Di drinks ne di ntshwere ka di washene maobane. Yoh. 😭
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Benson
6 years
In between breaking up with Serena, dating JLo, reuniting with Rihanna, fawning over Tracee, impregnating Sophie and dating Bella Hadid, where the fuck did Drake find time to fall in love with Jorja Smith?
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Benson
3 years
@finecorleone My guy lowballed himself in his own limitless, make-believe world. 😭😭😭💔
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Benson
7 months
It's 3AM. You've just beat your meat to a thumbnail of Zodwa Wabantu. The mandrax is slapping and you're dozing off into some delicious slumber. Suddenly, there's a German shepherd and niggas with torches in your living quarters. Prison is the worst hell. 😂😂😂
@DasenThathiah
Dasen Thathiah
7 months
Correctional Services officials are raiding Westville Prison for contraband. They pounced on inmates around 3am. So far, money, phones and cigarettes have been found. #eNCA
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Benson
7 years
Haiti isn't serious. How did charity money end up with Wyclef, a rapper? Imagine we have a disaster & the money ends up with Emtee. Hai maan
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