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Contraceptives
Sex is best under the influence of what drug?
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Your dads send you guys paragraphs???
The way Future wished his son Happy Birthday vs. the way Russell Wilson did is going viral 👀
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The correct use of the fire emoji somehow feels wrong
My apartment building just went up in flames 🔥….
We had to evacuate immediately!
Yoh!..I’m still in disbelief!
#Midrand
#BroadwalkUrbanVillage
#Fire
#Whatwasthat
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I once slept over at this guys house cause I was too drunk didn’t have transport. In the middle of the night I needed to pee so I went. When I was trying to sleep afterwards there was a voice that kept on talking to me, turned out it was his grandma and I was in the wrong room
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Popular TV presenter Ayanda Thabethe’s boyfriend Peter Matsimbe is facing allegations of fraud involving 10 luxury cars that went missing in his care .
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Imagine being in jail for looting bread while Zweli Mkhize is still on special leave for categorically denying and then admitting to looting state funds
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I don’t think teachers get paid enough for the roles you want them to play for your kids tbh
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Soft launch nyana before that bottomless loadshedding
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Not really. Publicly dating one chipi can do wonders for your stock price
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Being in a relationship with someone who's done all the outdoor activities out there and been to all good restaurants in the city 🤮
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Dating when you’re broke isn’t as bad as you guys think it is.
Man to man: Being financially stable before dating or marriage is the best form of self-respect.
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mina bafethu angcabangi ukuthi olova base thekwini basile ekhanda 😭😭😂
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Vodacom was built off the back of government resources but all of a sudden it’s a one man ting
The man who built Vodacom
Alan Knott-Craig is considered the father of South Africa's cellular industry.
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No Katlego Maboe is just a horny idiot
Katlego Maboe is a true example yokuthi a woman is a dangerous person they can bring down an empire in a minute after years of construction🤔
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Lol women failing to grasp the concept of signing on fees will forever be their downfall
Abafana banamanga? 😳😳
"You cannot introduce me to a lifestyle that you cannot maintain."😭
Back by public demand: Angel Ndlela visits
#EngineerYourLife
podcast with Lungelo KM
#NOTA
Uncle Waffles Penuel
#RIPAKA
#Iblewit
Chris Rock Thabo Bester Mbalula
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But you’re there
Rands in CPT, no social distancing and no masks on sight.. Guys I swear we going to spend December on Level 5
#covid19SA
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Cardi B bought Offset a Rolls Royce for his birthday and your girlfriend still thinks sex is a gift 🙃
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lol and then some people think that you can work your way out of racism 💀
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Crazy how the cheapskate is the person that’s paying
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Why people keep giving Nota a platform to speak is beyond me
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But I guess that’s fine because he wasn’t wearing gucci 🙃
Steve Jobs got a new Mercedes every 6 months because a car didn't need a license plate until it was 6 months old.
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Bafana Bafana are gonna break your little hearts today 😂😂🤞🏾🤞🏾
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Nah she knew. Black people in the DA know what they’re getting themselves into. It’s just easier growing in the DA than the ANC so what’s a little racism compared to some bullets and endless smear campaigns 🙃
Phumzile had to leave the DA for her to realise what kinda party it is?
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“I’m going to make so much money”
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You guys never want to lay low after a heist ne
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lol thinking a bigger salary will solve your problems kills me man. Especially because a lot of your problems are created by yourself 💀
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Umphathi wasibhedlela
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😂 bru Tom Hanks face keeps taking me out
This was the best ten minutes in the history of television 👇😂
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Ain’t nobody with food at home gonna settle for a go slo diet just for some dick
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Need Stats SA to intervene cause I would really like to know if twirling for women on this app actually gets you guys laid or what 🙃
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Nothing real about being born in a month where the first day is for fools 💀
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Don’t let people fool you, having good marks whether it be from high school or varsity will serve you well until until.
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AKA was murdered in Durban but the killers were Arrested in Cape Town ??..🤔🤔 how??
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My mans at work took leave for 2 weeks because he was tired of people taking credit for his work, things were burning and now he’s back and just asked for a raise
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Where do you think the name Cupcake comes from 🙃
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What’s there to explain ?
So her bank just watches these types of amounts enter her account without any questions being asked?😭
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Then she starts subbing you with “ don’t introduce me to a lifestyle that you can’t maintain “
We don't talk about it but the honeymoon phase of a relationship ends when your new lady finds your financial limits. Things get real realistic then
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All people know is blaming the ANC. Anything outside of that just confuses them
This Rand Manipulation scandal should have the country seething.There's no way iNormal lento yoba imali engaka
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You guys project your own experiences on every celebrity breakup, now Diddy is a loser, Sean Combs a loser 😂 ? You sure
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This is assault guys, these type of questions are silly.
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And you don’t even have to do a lot of physical work. You can just be there assisting with small stuff. Knives, buckets, moving the cut meat.
A lot of our professionally successful brethren tend to forget that shared labour is how a family bonds. People striving to just pay people for the work is how families drift apart. The chats I had with my dad while working on something at the house are unmatched
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From the streets she came…
Trouble in paradise as Faith Nketsi and her husband Nzuzo Njilo, living separate lives 🫢🫨🫣
#LenyaloLethata
intervene Ntate Thuso hle 🤭
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Big up
@KeKatli
👏🏾
This is Sergeant Clifford Mokone.
This man hunted a serial rapist, Jacob Kgatlane, who raped women between 2009 and 2013. He brought him to book and ended his reign of terror as he was sentenced to 150 years imprisonment.
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One tender nyana and you’ll see people defend the ANC with their lives 😂
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Marrying a spoiled woman that expects a lot of luxury from her husband is actually beneficial to us as men because it will apply pressure on us to work harder and achieve more in our professional life. Also, the more a woman is spoiled the more she will blossom.
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A woman that has shown zero signs of being interested in you can be upset at you for not approaching her. You can’t confirm that gender man
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60% of South Africans don’t even know what you’re talking about
60% of South Africans think Russia guilty of war crimes in Ukraine - poll
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Then people want cops to handle such people with care
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Can't remember the last time my bank balance brought joy to my life
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Why would Nelly M have a boxing belt ???
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At some stage I thought this was the amazing race 🤣🤣🤣
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Kasi huns are never sides. They’re just understanding girlfriends
The only women that have the ability to be side chicks are kasi huns
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Not according to this app. There must be someone that’s right and someone that’s wrong, no in between
Sometimes a disagreement is between two shady people and there's no right side lol
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Nothing annoys me more than being asked for money by someone that I’m not dating especially when they have a boyfriend
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People that don’t go on dates arguing about date night outfits is the very foundation that makes this app so great
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Eskom has like 5 major suppliers. Everybody else is fighting for “scraps”
It's time for Eskom to release a list of companies that are contracted to them.
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Will you guys say this is also premixed just because you don’t know how CDJs work 🙂?
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And New Dawn supporters don’t want to hear it about what’s currently happening at Eskom. To them this is Cyril trying to fix Zuma��s mess. The same mess where we didn’t experience this much loadshedding and losses 💀
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Huns are just embarrassing, imagine now your girl is on the TL sbwl’n for wings 🤦🏽♂️
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They were dancing to Jerusalema at the Vatican 💀
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Imagine going on a week baecation and realizing on day two that this person is actually annoying
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Timeless
Ladies… a man doesn’t love you more based off what you do for him. His love for you grows based off what HE does for YOU or what you REQUIRE him to do for you. Read that again slowly. Mh-Kay?Princess treatment OR LEAVE. Have a good day stink!
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It’s because women can’t praise their men publicly for being good men because they’ll either get ridiculed or get their men stolen 💀
Rare to see a video nowadays of a woman being positive about black men nowadays. Maybe it's my algorithm but I feel like it's the whole internet algo 😂
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Yes 😍😍😍
💪 “They have to go big. Even someone like a Raheem Sterling?”
👀 “The whole situation with Kane… If they throw enough money at him?”
Darren Bent says
#NUFC
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Saving money only to blow it later makes you no different to the person that blew the money immediately
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Mans can’t keep himself afloat now imagine a whole relationship
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A date could actually be a community outreach project, you never know with huns these days
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If there’s one thing Newcastle is good at besides drinking is producing doctors
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Let’s not underestimate how terrible gents can be okes. An active father of 10 years can wake up one day and decide to be a deadbeat.
Watching your crush get turned into a single mother and realising she's stupid like the rest is a different level of heartbreak 💔😔
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Gents actually have more Popeye stories to tell than Huns
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These Durban July stories don’t even move me. I’m from Newcastle, women there live isDurban July everyday
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My man’s went on the news to fight for slavery
Researcher at Free Market Foundation Zakhele Mthembu argues that SA's labour market is too regulated by the government which limits its ability to create jobs.
Watch:
#Newzroom405
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Gotta embody company values
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This is why you’re in the village and we’re watching the real lawyers on tv
On principle the application to the ICJ is the right thing to do
But did we as SA have to do the application? It has definitely severed our diplomatic relations with the U.S to some extent , let’s hope it doesn’t get economic
Muslim nations were supposed to do the application
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Corruption happens right in front of our eyes in this New Dawn
Jabu Mabuza (Eskom Chair):
I'm related to my wife, by marriage
My wife's sibling, Themba Langa is in mining, invested in Mwelase
The Langa & Mabuza families created a mining Joint Venture
The Mabuza interest is represented by my son, Lwazi
I don't sit in Eskom coal meetings.
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What kind of context would one need to understand a racist rant ???
Unless they appeal & win,
@IOL
is going to have to issue another apology within the next 7 days, this time to
@RenaldoGouws
for posting 15sec of a 6 minute video which removed the context of his video.
The apology will need to be on their home page for 5 days.
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No one who is dating a rich guy is concerned about broke niggas. It’s usually just broke on broke violence
"Broke niggas are always the first to complain"
hau you're dating a rich nigga ? manje ukhalelani about efforts, consistency and all that shit?
LOL shut your ass up if the Rich Nigga you claim wants you you'd be with him, you're here stuck with us
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Yol get a bond for a two bedroom flat and suddenly become financial advisors lol
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“ I want a guy that has his own place “ - a girl with 3 roommates
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