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RT @adamgurri.@Spivonomist pin this tweet.
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Most typical statement on the first week of school in the City of Baltimore.
@IzaBooboo
Boo
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The school bus is about to drive right through the RV
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Grok
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Join millions who have switched to Grok.
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Too many polar bears. Not enough equatorial bears.
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Wait until you hear where the trans community stands in the Muslim community.
@zarahsultana
Zarah Sultana MP
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I’ve always stood with the trans community, and I always will. The same forces targeting migrants and Muslims are attacking LGBTQ+ people, especially trans people. Our safety is in solidarity. None of us are free until all of us are free. That’s the new party we’re building.
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No one ever asks that titty how it got so tough in the first place.
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Lettuce hope no hazardous material was leeked.
@maybedanielleee
may be danielle 💻🚛🇺🇸
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A semi-truck hauling 42,000 pounds of produce overturned on I-80 early Friday morning. Illinois State Police said the crash happened in the eastbound lanes at Milepost 104 near Seneca Road just before 2 a.m. The rollover caused a major spill that has shut down all eastbound
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Too late.
@travis4nh
travis4nh
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4/. Dicks out for Martha Stewart. (wait, no, not like that. Don't be gross. I meant 'as a show of respect'.).
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"Facially qualified applicants". Oh my.
@AnnaGorisch
Anna K. Gorisch
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Flooding companies with unserious applications just to deny an H-1B worker permanent residence sponsorship is the labor market equivalent of a DDoS attack. Every applicant who appears to meet the minimum requirements must be contacted and all communication documented. Resumes
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[Extremely Robocop Voice].
@WithTheYew
Ned
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@Spivonomist @SaucercrabZero Shooting to humiliate is a thing though. Give them a dick shot and 5 seconds to reflect, then the mercy shot.
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The Johnny Wurstler mind cannot comprehend this.
@amazingmap
Amazing Maps
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Soil quality in Europe
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Arlington now has dynamic street parking availability signs
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Boys, you know what to do. We weigh anchor next Wednesday. 0600 EDT. Norfolk. We retake the crown. Long live the king.
@AChillGhost
Dr. Alexander Zawacki
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Been working on my genealogy and I have a pretty solid claim to the throne of England if about eight hundred thousand people die right now.
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I spent a winter at Longmire inside Mt Rainier NP. To the best of my knowledge, no human remains were recovered in the refractory period following my stay. Relaxing in a way that I have yet to reproduce. The silence of the snowfall on ancient boughs soothes the soul.
@Nymdok
Nymdok
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Im not a big outdoorsman. I dont hunt or fish. but sometimes, as a theory of mind, I think about how "at home" I feel cooking in my kitchen and wonder if people who post things like this finally feel truly "at home" out in these lush, green sylvan settings.
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for some reason.
@janecoaston
Jane Coaston 🏔️
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the actual reason we "can't incarcerate our way out of crime" is because literally every American commits dozens of crimes every single day. Speeding, jaywalking, drinking in public, etc. The people who think they are most hardcore about "crime" are people who think that their.
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Real Decker hours. Who's up?.
@EricRichards22
Eric Richards
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Paradox wasted HareBrained on nonsense when they could have just double-pumped Shadowrun and Battletech content forever and printed money.
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Having kids.
@nosilverv
Guy HAS FINISHED WRITING THE BOOK (BETA)
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Eigen's asking about negative oneshots. I wanna know about positive oneshots. Something that happened to you or that you did or saw or read that shifted your life trajectory upward, all at once?. So, what oneshotted you?.
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Me: what the hell are you chewing on? Show me this instant!. Gift Horse:.
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What is the largest planet size you think you could survive a freefall from orbit?.
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Big if true.
@southerndunadan
Númenórean Nationalist
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@Rach4Patriarchy You are missing where things are going. The reality is we are going to take back our country and protect what is ours through force.
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RT @catapult_cpu: @Spivonomist I saw Olivine Penis Queen open for Dingo Elephant Fabric.
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TFW no knifeaxe gf.
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