Haze! ๐ค๐ณ๏ธโ๐
@Slanderpanic
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He/him. Roller derby announcer (as Hazenberg!), voice artist, and emcee. Bringin' the Thunder since 2014. Avatar by @JaydotSloane!
Baton Rouge, LA, USA
Joined September 2009
Hey, y'all! I won't be checking this anymore, but you can keep up with me here:
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Maybe, as an elected official, you ought to spend less time worrying about harmless water vapor and more time worrying about what's *actually* poisoning our air.
๐จ LOOK UP, LOUISIANA! THEYโRE SPRAYING OUR SKIES AGAIN. ๐จ Have you noticed strange white trails crisscrossing our skies lately? Many residents across our state are reporting heavy chemtrails, contrails, geoengineering, and cloud-seeding activity โ and now thereโs a new
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A lot of American media doesn't seem to be adequately covering what's really happening in the US. So I will. A story in pictures.
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Just in case you needed a reminder. ๐
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Cats don't know what elections are. But Pip knows that you can't trust an orange felon. Vote Harris. #PipIsCute #CatsOfTwitter #VoteKamala
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Happy #FalloutDay to those who enjoy this franchise as I do. Crawl out through that fallout my friends and lets GAME ON!! #Fallout #Fallout76 #Bethesda
@bethesda @Fallout
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Like a lot of Gundam shows, "The Lich from Mercury" was far from perfect but was still a fun & interesting seri-...hm?...what!? ...What do you mean I've been watching the wrong show all this time? #ๆฐดๆใฎ้ญๅฅณ #ๆฐดๆใฎ้ญๅฅณๆ็ตๅ #G_Witch
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Ya noticed that a washed-up Canadian actor you followed because they were on a scifi show you liked 14 years ago has gone alllll the way down the MAGA TERF rabbit hole the other dayyy...
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I didn't think I was going to end up apologizing for my cat's butthole on a Teams call today, but here we are.
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See this face? This is my โstaying inside patiently during yard workโ face.
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Look, @paramountplus, if you want to bump your prices, maybe DON'T have the jankiest streaming app first. #ParamountPlus
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Given his all-scenery diet, @quiethandfilms would make an AMAZING D&D Dungeon Master.
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Dear @IamEmmaWillmann: I honestly don't think I've ever felt so Seen.
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Whoever's running the stage on #JimmyKimmelLive does NOT know how to light Black people. https://t.co/Ojm13YuenD
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They ended Holiday Scorched early? Fine. Fuck it. Respondermode drip for the dog days. #Fallout76 #Responders
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If youโre a โsenior Democratโ that feels this way, you should absolutely retire and make space for true leadership that refuses to resign themselves to fascism. This kind of leadership is functionally useless to the American people. Retire.
A senior House Democrat tells Axios: "We've all resigned ourselves to a second Trump presidency."
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