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Girly Swot known to swear a lot. Woke AF, Tory hating bullshìt slayer. Big Fat Tory Tw @t Quizmaster. #ADHD #ANTIFA #BLM
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Hello👋🏼
Probably best you read this 👇🏼 just in case you decide to follow me
Lou ❤️
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I popped into Sainsbury's on my way home from work and saw several men staring into the dark abyss of Valentines Day cards 😂
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I'm not sure what's funnier, the horse's dramatic 'play dead' routine, or the fact that it answers to the name Steven! 🤣
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I'd rather sand my flaps with a rusty sander and then trot to Hell on a fast horse with a porcupine saddle than ever vote for these fùcktangular, amoral cùntocrats.
Do I make myself clear?
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This day, 7 years ago, 17.4m voted to catastrophically shaft the UK.
64% - aged 65+
70% - educated up to GCSE level
95% of UKIP voters
61% of Tory voters
The two main reasons cited for leaving the EU were 'immigration' & 'sovereignty'.
Fck you all into infinity & beyond 🖕🏼
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Fixed it for you 👊🏼
I am appalled at what I have read and the spiteful, vindictive and overreaching conclusions of the report. I won’t be supporting the recommendations and will be speaking against them both publicly and in the House on Monday. I’m backing fairness and justice - not kangaroo courts
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A polite reminder that the racist shÌtcünt, Paul Golding thinks the RNLI is a treacherous organisation for NOT allowing asylum seekers TO DIE at sea.
I say the RNLI are magnificent and if you are able to donate just £3 per month, you should 🫶
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If you weren't sure as to how dense 52% of the population are, then look no further than this individual.
It's not often I'm lost for words, yet here we are 😳
#BBCQT
Brexit Special audience member is "not unhappy" with how Brexit is going, because at least now "people in France and Germany" don't "go up on their roofs with nothing". ~AA 🤷🏽♂️
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35 minutes to go 🥱
Jesus was a socialist. Jesus would utterly despise
@Jacob_Rees_Mogg
.
FACT.
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Rishi Sunak and 15 ministers set to lose seats at general election, new poll predicts
Can’t come soon enough!
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Quickly managed to get my HGV licence. No questions asked.
Not a bad start I don't think 🤔
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It's my son's 29th birthday today. He has Borderline Personality Disorder, crippling social anxiety, and barely interacts with anyone.
Can you send him birthday wishes, to let him know he's not alone? 💙
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How TF is she the sperm that won?
Fùcking hell, I could eat a bowl of alphabetti spaghetti and shìt out a smarter statement than this 😳
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I'm seriously struggling to tweet much since hearing about
#RoeVWade
. Today is a devastating day for women.
I'm shocked to the core. In my mind's eye, I see women needlessly dying when they may have nowhere to turn.
I fully support them in the stance of
#mybodymychoice
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My OH went for his "Life in the UK test this morning", so he can apply for indefinite leave to remain (ILR).
Forgive me but I need to engage in a ranty thread🧵
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Man whines about losing his job and says he 'regrets' voting to leave the EU.
Isn't it funny how they only 'regret' it when it directly affects them personally. Zero consideration for how Brexit would affect the entire country.
Just themselves. Selfish cùnts.
Most Port Talbot workers voted leave… but wouldn’t vote for it again.
“I regret my vote” said a steel worker today, who found out this morning his job is going. “Brexit brought us uncertainty.”
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Remarkable contrasts here, when journalists question the Crime Minister.
Just saying 🤷🏼♀️
#CrimeMinister
#JokeJournalists
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Since last August, my OH has taken the Life in the UK & English tests, & I spent weeks learning UK Immigration Laws to prep his application for indefinite leave to remain.
Today, he received an email from the Home Office to say his application was successful.
We are elated! 🤩
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This is
@andreajenkyns
. This feral ghoul voted to allow water companies to discharge raw sewage into Britain’s waterways.
Well done 🤡, we’ll remember that at the next GE 👊🏼
#SewageScandal
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I'm over 50 and Sunak can fuck right off.
Anyone else?
I'm over 50 and Sunak can fuck right off.
Anyone else?
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1. The Life in the UK test would be failed by many British people, myself included. The questions are abso-fcking-lutely ridiculous and have zero bearing on the ability to live in the UK.
I mean, 'when was Henry VIII born?'
WHO EVEN CARES? HE'S DEAD!
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2018 - Trump signs a sweeping national security bill into law, increasing punishments for those who mishandle classified information.
2023 - Trump indicted for mishandling classified information 🤭
#TrumpForPrison
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I've turned comments on for followers only, because I'm liable to lose my shìt if there are any trolls.
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8 years ago, I went on a date with this gorgeous human being. Dating then turned into living together. He's intelligent, kind, funny AF, he's my rock and I adore him 🥰
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Looza Fox outs himself as a twatty Dad, a cünty husband and a racist bástard.
His self-burn is epic 🤣
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So let me get this straight.
Their pledge was to 'stop the boats' and send asylum seekers to Rwanda.
That failed.
Instead, they're going after migrants who study and/or work here, who bring money into the economy & who do jobs that the racists don't want to do.
Great plan 🙄
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I'd rather sand my flaps with a rusty sanding machine, then trot to Hell on a fast horse with a porcupine saddle, than EVER vote for these amoral, subhuman flapping gashes.
Hope I've made myself clear?
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@EsheruKwaku
@TheSun
SWORD LAD?
The Sun are abhorrent.
His name is DANIEL ANJORIN.
Say his name. DANIEL ANJORIN.
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@BootstrapCook
This is my favourite timeline cleanser, ever. Sound up 🔊
Hope you like it 🥰
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I could eat a bowl of Alphabetti Spaghetti and shít out a smarter statement than this 🙄
Boris comparing the fight for Ukraine to the fight for Brexit may have been clumsy, but surely at this point there are bigger badder things to screech about? The endless confected indignation over words that don’t cause any real harm is so very wearing
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In response to Edwina Currie, who is un-fucking-believably heinous,＠GNev2 says the language used by the Tories is 'divisive and dangerous', and that 'To reduce universal credit payment at this time is brutal.'
Personally, I would like to see Gary Neville as our PM.
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Watched a few clips just now from the
@GMB
interview.
A few takeaways:-
1. Absolute stellar interviewing by
@susannareid100
2.
@BorisJohnson
is toast
3. If anyone does vote
@Conservatives
after this, you have zero moral compass, compassion or humanity
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I feel physically sick looking at this image & listening to the depraved rhetoric the incumbent Gov't are spouting.
Forget
#StopTheBoats
, we need to
#StopTheGovernment
🤢
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How to embarrass yourself on social media 👇🏼
M&S are partners with Costa, you absolute wallopers 😆
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I'm too tired and upset to adequately express my overwhelming hatred for the amoral, flapping gash who is masquerading as the PM
You with me?
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Imagine feeling so traumatised that you don't think you want to stay here anymore, despite living in the UK for 15 years & contributing to the economy.
I feel so bad for him💔
Of course I'll continue to support him through this journey, but by God, they don't make it easy.
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Have you seen these?
This is what England have become? Being utterly vile, xenophobic and mocking a little girl for being upset that her team lost.
I'm deeply ashamed of this Country 😔
P.S. don't @ me with excuses about how it's "not all fans". I already know that.
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Let's have a 'sweepstake' on when Trussolini will resign/ousted*
I'm going for 16th December 2022
*The winner will receive nothing
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I never thought it possible to laugh so hard, whilst being so horrified 👇🏼🤣😱
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@miffythegamer
I find myself thinking about Kate being in hospital day and night. I can't eat, sleep, or focus.
Only kidding, I couldn't give a flying fck 😆
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You gotta love the Labour Party social media team 👇🏼🤣
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Apparently, those of us who have had a pfizer vaccine are all going to turn into zombies tomorrow.
I've had 5 covid jabs, so I'm proper fcked 🤣🤣
Oct. 4th They're going to use 5G frm. cell phone towers to cause dormant pathogens that were in the vaccines to become active in our bodies. Marburg is closely related to Ebola. The deletion of the ip36 gene( side effect of Pfizer Vaccine) will turn these people into zombies.
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Every night at 9pm I'm going to tweet one of
@Coldwar_Steve
's artwork, until he returns.
This one is sublime! The ageing characters, the 'memorabilia' on the walls, the setting with the dated fixtures & fittings, the old gas fire...
reminds me of Last of the Brexit Whine! 🤔
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Behold. Paul Golding is calling
@RNLI
'treacherous' and to cancel donations.
I'd like to counteract his tweet with evidence that he is an absolute DANGER to civilised society (see Exhibits A & B).
Oh and thanks for motivating me to donate monthly to the inspirational RNLI.
The RNLI is a treacherous organisation engaged in people trafficking. By helping the invasion of our country they are committing treason. Cancel your donations asap 💪
#BritainFirst
#TheGreatReplacement
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A Tory calls for
@SuellaBraverman
to be sacked.
@RishiSunak
, you're way out of your depth, fella. Just sack her now.
You couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery, let alone this country!
In fact, just call a GE already 👊🏼
#ToryFail
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Dear
@metpoliceuk
I wish to complain about the Christmas party held at 10 Downing Street on 18/12/2020, when the rest of the nation had been told to cancel all social gatherings. You fined many others for breaking the rules; there should be no exceptions. Please investigate.
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4. At the test centre, they treated him like a CRIMINAL.
They made him remove clothing, shoes, jewellery. They frisked him, whilst treating him with contempt.
I understand the need for security, but this is what they do to criminals when arrested.
It has boiled my piss 🤬
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The ending is superb! Check out some of the comments too.
Can't. Stop. Laughing. 😂🤭
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Two survivors from the channel tragedy repeatedly called British and French authorities as their dinghy began to sink. The British told them to get in touch with the French.
Families of the deceased are now making a formal negligence complaint against the UK Gov't.
#SackPatel
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So the illegal Rwanda scheme has now received Royal assent, making King Charles complicit in breaking international law.
King Kunt.
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As you all know I slag the Tories off every day, several times a day. I absolutely despise them and what they've done to this country.
However, NO-ONE DESERVES TO DIE & if you are one of the ones saying that he deserved it, you'd better fūcking unfollow me now. So vile.
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I'd rather sand my flaps with a rusty sander and then trot to Hell on a fast horse with a porcupine saddle than have this amoral, xenophobic cùntocrat in charge for another minute longer.
Do I make myself clear?
"We've got to reduce the pressure on hotels and communities up and down the country"
Prime Minister Rishi Sunak says his government is planning on housing asylum seekers on barges instead of hotels.
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I find it extremely concerning that a male account on here (who I've had blocked for some time), has joined Mastodon and sought me out, just to troll me.
And people wonder why women don't feel safe online 😕
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Timeline cleanser: meet Dom Dom the Donkey 🥰
Sound up 🔊
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If there's one thing you need to do today, it is to spend just 8 minutes of your time watching this video 👇🏼
We see you
@trussliz
👀
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@Coldwar_Steve
First thing I saw👇🏼and I can't look at the rest until I stop laughing
Your imagination is just outstanding 🤣xx
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The woman who spouts hate speech at every given opportunity now has the audacity to call peaceful protests "hate marches".
Abhorrent ghoul 😠
"Let me explain what we've seen over the last few weekends. We've seen tens of thousands of people take to the streets... there's only one way to describe those marches. They are hate marches"
The demonising of people standing in solidarity with the Palestinians continues apace
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Blonde lady: "I like Labour"
Victorian ghoul: "Why do you like Labour?"
Blonde lady: " Because David Cameron's a cùnt"
🤣🤣🤣👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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6. Imagine coming home & telling your partner that you felt like a demonised, worthless, and like a 2nd class citizen.
Imagine being treated like that, lied to by the centre and by default, the Home Office.
Imagine worrying about whether you've passed or not.
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For real? "Agile as a cat"?
That blustering, braying blonde bàstarding buffoon is about as agile as a fcking walrus 🙄
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If you think you're smarter than the previous generation, just remember that 50 years ago, car owner's manual showed you how to adjust the valves.
Today it warns you not to drink the contents of the battery 😳😂
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Good morning 👋🏼
A reminder that
#Brexit
is still, and always will be the greatest act of national self-harm, ever.
Fact.
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Living on the streets is not a ‘lifestyle choice’ you fcking monster!
It's a direct result of 13 years of Tories waging war against poor & marginalised people.
Targeting homeless people and making it an offence for charities to help them is reprehensible.
#protectthehomeless
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Happy 50th birthday to me 🥳
I'll be releasing the LOUbilee 👑 Tory Twat Special Quiz at 5pm today, and you're all invited. (Don't forget to bring cake 🎂)
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2. Every time you take a test it's £50 quid. Imagine if someone is broke and they didn't have the means to re-take the test?
Oh and even when you do pass it, get ready to shell out £3K JUST for the privilege of filling the ILR form in.
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I’d like to talk about Twitter rules. Some are not entirely obvious, and many users fall foul of them. Hopefully, this short thread will help users avoid the rules and is no way intended to replace
@garygilligan
's helpful document 😃
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Having a visit from the black dog today and I'm struggling to leash him.
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The government has U-turned yet again and has withdrawn the whip from Pervy Pincher. He will sit as an independent MP for Tamworth.
IF HE HAD A SHRED OF DECENCY REMAINING, HE SHOULD BE RESIGNING 👊🏼
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I've just finished watching
#JimmySavile
: A British Horror Story and what an eye opener it is!
The paedophile was friends with the Royal Family, the BBC, and the Conservative Party...All of whom turned a blind eye and actively encouraged his behaviour, despite the rumours 🤬
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This "Help Are Own First" crowd funder is frikkin genius.
All the xenophobic Afghan haters are donating to help the very people they want to keep out of the country 😂
Read the small print in the next tweet 👀
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Johnson has just said the words "Vladimir Corbyn"
I think he's on crack 🤔 😳
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This is a Tory voter annihilating a Tory
I'd like to see a lot more of this going on, but more than anything, I'd like to see her put words into action at the ballot box
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I'm just listening to that blubbering, useless jebend masquerading as a PM.
I've never had any confidence in his ability to lead the Country... but at what point do the rest of the kleptofascist cabal of amoral flapping gashes grow a backbone and get rid of him? 🤔
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I can not even begin to express how utterly fùcking angry I am right now.
This is DEMOCIDE!
This, this, this!
They knew they would lose a 2nd referendum.
Instead of letting us save ourselves & our UK they literally killed tens of thousands of us - sacrificial offerings to the Brexiter combination of tax-dodgers & xenophobia.
How utterly appalling.
This must not stand.
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I don't know who this lady is, but I think I might love her.
She savaged that sub-human, amoral gash (Cleverly) on
#BBCQT
. She said things we want to say, but often don't get an opportunity.
Coherent and fierce, with a moral compass, I'd like to see her as an MP.
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The Government knew of the P&O sackings the DAY BEFORE, No.10 admits.
Such utter, utter treacherous twáts 🤬
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An entire Sky News article explains why councils are going bankrupt 👇🏼
Allow me to explain in 7 words...
THIRTEEN FÙCKING YEARS OF TORY FUNDING CUTS.
The End.
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The Crime Minister has cancelled a planned visit to a red wall summit in Doncaster at the last minute, so he can go to Kyev.
This reinforces the zero amount fùcks he gives about the North.
None, Nada, Zero, Zilch, absolutely fùck all fùcks to give.
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I do not have the words to express how much I hate this Government 😣
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I see the policing Minister Chris Philp🤡 is doing the rounds telling people we will have “more police in the country than at any point in the UK’s history”.
Oh fck the entire fck off, you gaslighting throbber 🙄
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@GMB
Your poll is flawed. Allow me.
General Election
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Liz Truss
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Another useless Tory
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Tomorrow I will mainly be tweeting
#JohnsonOut
. I'll also be retweeting anyone who tweets this image.
Just make sure you use the hashtag
#JohnsonOut
when you tweet it, so I can find your tweet.
Don't forget
#JohnsonOut
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Just to confirm that I'd rather sand my flaps with a rusty sanding machine, then trot to Hell on a fast horse with a porcupine saddle, than EVER watch this gimp on that show.
Hope I've made myself clear?
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My Dad was diagnosed with mixed dementia (Alzheimers & Vascular Dementia) today.
I feel so distressed that this is happening to my lovely Dad, devastated that my Dad will change beyond recognition and terrified that my mum will be the one caring for him.
So many emotions 🥺
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Stop the press! I have made some flapjack without burning the fůcking house down!
I don't normally tweet about such mundane things, but look at this beauty 👀 😋😍
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Fixed it for you...
On the far-right shitshow tonight
🚨Pop flops Far Right Said Fred
🚨Author & flag-shagger Tony Parsons
🚨Coke legend Daniella Westbrook
🚨Does Britain still have a class system? Feat. Dr "Slavery was not genocide" Starkey
See you never 🤢
On
@GBNEWS
tonight
🚨Pop icons Right Said Fred ⭐️
🚨Author & columnist Tony Parsons ✍️
🚨Acting legend Daniella Westbrook 🎭
🚨Does Britain still have a class system? Feat. Dr David Starkey 📚
🚨McCartney at 80 - is Macca overrated? 🎹
See you at 9 🚀
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I mean I cannot bear sCummings, but my instinct tells me he's spot on
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