Simon Wozniak
@SimonWozniak1
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Liverpool, England
Joined March 2013
Every new bit is fire on fire
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If only there was a way to know the good old days were the good old days before they were over
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8 months of getting pissed on the Merch Stand ends tonight. I am haunted by the spectre of having to return to telesales. £2 A POP FOR THE LOT cos I don’t wanna have to take any of it home. THE LAST DANCE
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@SimonWozniak1 @MartinSLewis It was an absolute riot. And thank-you for keeping it clean for my 17yr-old daughter
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In Sheffield for #SnookerSeniors @crucibletheatre and decided to see comedy last night ... Went to @lastlaughcomedy, watched @SimonWozniak1 absolutely blow the roof off. Too rude to repeat here but @MartinSLewis you'd enjoy his moneysaver routine! Also @KevinPrecious
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Get me on Instagram were I’m active @theJeremyVine And you @MartinSLewis we should deffo collab to help save the nation during this cost of living crisis👊🏻
In Sheffield for #SnookerSeniors @crucibletheatre and decided to see comedy last night ... Went to @lastlaughcomedy, watched @SimonWozniak1 absolutely blow the roof off. Too rude to repeat here but @MartinSLewis you'd enjoy his moneysaver routine! Also @KevinPrecious
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Brilliant show tonight. @SimonWozniak1 and @JamieHComedy both roofed it and always good to see @fionnviteza Got my merch, had my laughs, now I've got a pint. Happy days
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I jokingly told Bob @JamieHComedy got filled-in in Newcastle hence why rearranging Manc date. This was a fleeting message via WhatsApp in a hungover state. I will not have him try and jeopardise my only ticket left for a modicum of success in this cesspit of an industry. X
Just been told the true story about @JamieHComedy ribs, looks like he picked the wrong @PodAnotherOne host to have with him on tour. I'd of never let him be had off in that way
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