The Guerilla King
@RobThomasComedy
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Teller of jokes, Star of @PodAnotherOne, Human trafficker on a very small scale.
Liverpoooool
Joined June 2009
One of the most catholic events in history. Genuinely think there’ll be communion at halftime
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There's LESS THAN 100 TICKETS left 😱 DO NOT MISS OUT on the live event of the year 🙌 Get your tickets NOW at https://t.co/1x8RQ80MBl 🔥
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Fair play that’s funny as fuck like 🤣
Exc: A 29-year-old international footballer arrested in central London on suspicion of two counts of assault and one of affray during early hours of Saturday morning. Player bailed pending further investigation.
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It's not a time for couples Christmas. Come see me on tour, Link in bio.
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Go one further and walk straight into the office, find a spare desk and just start working. Don’t wait for the work to find you, find the work and go from there. Take this advice and you’ll immediately be in the top 0.1% of applicants.
@LeadingReport Just a hot take for those who are in the job hunt: Go in person. Don't do it online. Walk your ass to the Headquarters with your resume and find the person who is hiring and put it on their desk. You'll immediately be in the top 1% of applicants.
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90% of comics with ‘award winning’ in their little bio better not pipe up
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The thing about this is – despite Rio moving to Dubai, running a luxury concierge service in for Saudi, breaking ASA regulations to promote Qatar, and now doing the World Cup draw for (somehow) the most corrupt FIFA yet – he genuinely believes he is a man of the people
🗣️ "I am a man of the people." Rio Ferdinand comments on FIFA World Cup ticket prices and fan accessibility ahead of the draw in Washington.
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No matter how much you know the Truth of Hillsborough, reading this still makes you angry The police getting a lot of attention, rightly so, but we should be asking The @FA and Sheffield Wednesday about this. Too many tickets sold for the terrace and safety improvements not made
The petty police jealousy, the rejected stadium safety plan and the source of the most vicious lie. 11 new details which emerge about Hillsborough from today’s IOPC report:
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Please reach out if you are struggling or know someone who is struggling. This time of year is always particularly difficult and now made more so following todays report from the IOPC and Operation Resolve investigations. We always spoke the truth 🔥
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Today could - and should - have been a watershed moment for the 97 and their families. A moment when, finally, some of those responsible were confronted with the truth they've spent decades avoiding. Instead, it feels like another missed opportunity. After a 13-year
Hillsborough report finds police guilty of 'complacency, failure and concerted effort' to blame fans https://t.co/uAdSzRlqD7
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One of the most vicious lies the police told about Hillsborough was that Liverpool fans deliberately burnt a police horse with cigarettes. It was covered widely in the media after the disaster. But it was a complete lie & it was confirmed today that the officer involved, PC
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Absolutely disgraceful from the South Yorkshire Police Federation & keeping with tradition sadly & shamefully. They dare to whine about “trial by media” when it was their own secretary in 1989 who spread the lies that weaponised the media against Liverpool fans and was
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