FBI agents have to retire at 57, air traffic controllers at 56, and pilots at 65. But somehow demented 70 and 80 year olds running the country is totally fine. Make it make sense.

Israel has bombed over 100 ambulances in Gaza and the West Bank since October 2023.

@TadhgHickey Wow. It just “landed” near me purely by chance. Not a targeted attack that nearly killed me. I mean this is shite even by BBC standards.

In Formula One, overtaking used to take big balls. Today it just takes a full battery. #F1

"HERE WE GO!": the lowdown on "football journalist" Fabrizio Romano https://t.co/CFBWUTmWcq

Netanyahu is, by far, the worst US President in my lifetime.

This the same guy who had a go at someone for not wearing a suit, and he’s announcing an invasion in a baseball cap

Bombing Iran in the middle of negotiations, while starving Cuba, while genociding Palestinians, while threatening to invade Greenland… the US and Israel are the single greatest threat to humanity and it’s not even close. We are all forced to live in the nightmare they create.

Speaker Lindsay Hoyle was on a jolly to the British Virgin Islands when he says he learned Peter Mandelson was apparently a flight risk (unlikely). No surprise he was in the Caribbean. Long been branded ‘long-haul Hoyle’ at our expense, spending more than £320,000 of taxpayers’

@campbellclaret Alastair - from the family of every man and woman who got killed in your pointless wars. You are, without doubt, the prick.

This picture will come back to haunt him. Imagine being photographed with Wes Streeting.

Coming up next on ITV it's the 1% possession club where 11 players attempt to get rid of the ball as quickly as possible and refuse to pass

Jenrick is a fraud. I’ve alway thought so, this quote proves it.

.@mizog366 @MarkReckless @UKIP @Nigel_Farage no chance. Been a Conservative all my life and will die a Conservative.

In the U.K., you can’t see a GP without describing your health issue to the receptionist for them to decide whether the issue warrants the attention of a doctor. Receptionists don’t have a medical degree, so it’s rather confusing why the NHS has deemed them qualified for this.

Scotland’s opener against Haiti a great opportunity for a new national shame. Grant Hanley losing Wyclef Jean at a corner for a late winner

"Hey, shall we go to town to queue in the cold for a potato?"

@PolitlcsUK @thetimes

Do wonder what kind of degenerate decides to wait until near 10 on a weekday to let off fireworks when it's been dark since 5.

It's left to Wright....