@benjpalmer
I hate these videos. Used to be fun to laugh at the outrageousness but now they are doing it solely for the clicks. They know it’s horrible
I’m not a very showy guy, the things I usually brag about are my kids and fantasy sports trades, but this is something I’m truly proud of. I should be dead or in prison; instead, sobriety has changed my life in so many ways that I never could’ve dreamed of 10 years ago
#ten
🖐🏼🖐🏼
I turn 39 today, so this is kind of a cross between “2009 vs 2019”, “another year, another ___”, and a thanksgiving “what I’m thankful for”
Alcoholic and addict, nearing the end of his life
vs
10 years sober and making 3 amazing ladies his everything in life
@nihilist_bucks
When I think of Milwaukee, I think of sun soaked beaches filled with bikini clad women doing lots of coke. these uniforms do it justice
@michaelshort26
@alissamaynot
I’m assuming the people sharing their stories don’t work at a restaurant like the one you’re describing buddy or they wouldn’t be quitting their jobs making that much money
WRs older than Allen Robinson:
Sterling Shepard
Adam Humphries
Robby Anderson
Cooper Kupp
Keelan Cole
DeVante Parker
Albert Wilson
Josh Doctson
Nelson Agholor
Michael Thomas
Robinson is only 13 months older than Anthony Miller
@swiftmends
@milfsexuals
Gonna go with the latter. All these silly food hack videos are solely for attention and clicks. There was one last week with a toilet daiquiri. Guaranteed this lady isn’t even having a party and just gonna throw all that shit out after or give to her 2.5 dogs and kids
1️⃣2️⃣ years drug and alcohol free. I was on my way to jail (succeeded in that), institutions, or death. Now I’ve got a life worth living, a family, and in my work I’m helping others turn their lives around too. Thanks to everyone who has supported me along the way!
@CourtofBlah
Had a landlord refuse to fix broken fridge. They told me “it’s your fridge now so you need to pay for repairs”. I told them “ok, if it’s my fridge then I’ll throw it out and buy a new one and take it with me when I leave”. They had a repairman at my apartment in 20 minutes
My wife filmed me when the Giants picked Daniel Jones. I found out after she posted it on Facebook lol. At least I didn’t break my tv like one of those morons. I love my tv. I hate Gettleman.
Super proud to announce I’m officially a Certified Alcohol and Drug Counselor! Addiction is very personal to me, and I’ve been working in this field for a while now, but this is the first “documented” accomplishment. Looking forward to many more years helping those in need 🙌🏼
@SammyLev
100%. Not even close. Always laugh when someone is like “naw, shooting a basketball or playing football is harder”. Those people have never seen 97 mph sinker with movement
Bobby Sylvester, a sexual predator, has 35K followers. Remember
#FF
(Follow Friday)? Unfollow him, and take that follow over to someone who provides equally good fantasy content and has integrity. There’s too many to name so check my “following” list and give some follows
@TizzyEnt
This is in no way ageism, but in a lot of these videos, it tends to be older men and women who think they’re “untouchable”, as you say, because they probably don’t even realize the extent people will go to find their identities using modern technology
One day, in the future, I’ll sit with my grandson in front of a hologram of a fireplace, and I’ll tell him of the year 2018, and that one time when, for 6 weeks, all of AJ Pollock’s bones were intact and he lit the baseball world on ablaze
@SLAMonline
Breakdown of the replies to this post:
1/4: too high
1/4: reasonable
1/4: think Jerry West would be a skinny, 80-year-old without the use of modern tech & science in the alt reality where this question is posed.
1/4: video game nerds who learn all their NBA knowledge from NBA2K
@cosgrave_ryan
@MikeTagliereNFL
A few solutions:
1. make more money
2. Don’t play in games you can’t afford
3. Don’t rely on analysts for more than a second opinion
4. Be a better person, husband, and father
@WorldWideWob
Exactly. Too many people saying “Doncic” and “Giannis”. Luka was winning every award there was in Europe. Siakam was a name only hardcore fans knew till a month into last season
#9
Looking back, never in my dreams would I have expected to be where I am now. Pretty incredible where this last near-decade has taken me, and can’t wait for what the future holds. Grateful for family, friends, and everyone who stuck by me, never wavering
With "old man" Jordan Howard (26 y/o) getting cut, here are some RBs you thought were older than they really are:
LeSean McCoy - 32
Rex Burkhead - 30
Theo Riddick - 29
Carson Wentz - 27
Ty Montgomery - 27
Chris Carson - 26
CJ Prosise - 26
Marlon Mack - 24
Kerryon Johnson - 23
The same people who have Jonathan Taylor and Nick Chubb ranked as top 5 dynasty backs despite Nyheim Hines' and Kareem Hunt's clear roles, are the same people who just dropped D'Andre Swift into the Ronald Jones tier because of the Jamaal Williams signing
Andrew McCutchen
Bryce Harper
Brian Dozier
Manny Machado
Kyle Seager
Carlos Santana
Yasiel Puig
Mike Moustakas
Shin-Soo Choo
Joe Mauer
Todd Frazier......
0 combined 100+ RBI seasons in their careers.
Albert Pujols has 14.
Fantasy baseball twitter today: I'm dropping Trevor Bauer from my teams. I just can't root for him.
Fantasy football twitter today: Just drafted Deshaun Watson in the 13th round of SFB11. Great value!
@Holdenradio
@MCHammer
Uch it’s so funny how literally that’s all we had to do and these morons are gonna delay the exact thing they want because they couldn’t just sit at home
@yourgirlneeks
@emerylord
My daughter was co-sleeping with us for a bit. she’d wake up 5:30 am, shake us violently and yell, “WAFFLE!!”
Now my youngest when she asks for food, thinks we can just snap our fingers to make it appear
“Daddy, can I have grapes?”
*opens fridge door*
“Where are my grapes?!!”
@Skippyisntfunny
@LocalBateman
The cashier turning the iPad around and pointing very vigorously while saying “it’s going to ask you a few questions here”
Oscar Colas ding dong. You’re gonna have to reach for him if you want him on your fantasy baseball team; dude is the real deal and should be in the southside on opening day
#whitesox
Telling me you're in a "must win" fantasy football matchup isn't gonna affect how I answer your start/sit question. Such a weird thing to say. Isn't every week technically a "must win"?
@CameronWolfe
How is it that Rhule can hire AND fire Brady but he can’t overrule him or at the very least collaborate with him on play calling? This is a total BS scapegoat excuse if I’ve ever seen one
@BaileyCarlin
Glad this article came out. I keep seeing these Twitter sponsored tik toks of “baby Gronk” dating college girls and having beef with “baby diggs” and I 100% assumed it was a parody of sorts. The fact it’s totally real makes me sad for this boy
@DCorcor66556076
@ByTimReynolds
So interviews that don’t coincide with your social/political views should eliminate all her stats and titles on the court? Just say you hate black people bro
Just mass unfollowed a ton of people. If you noticed I unfollowed you it's because you've never once interacted with any of my tweets. Simple as that. Not gonna join your convos or ♥️ your stuff when it's never been reciprocated.
@latimesent
Dunno why, or if these claims are true or false, but for some reason he always came off as a dude who could be a creep. was there a previous allegation maybe that reminded me of that?
@ROXSystem
@LigaMexBeis
@tigresqroficial
*random insecure white guy who hates life*
“But he was throwing 117 mph. The scouts were gasping and he was proven innocent in the court of law!!”
Kawhi missed 40 games
Parker missed 22 games
Rudy missed 15 games
Manu missed 12 games
DGreen missed 11 games
Kyle Anderson, Patty Mills, Davis Bertans, Bryn Forbes 3rd, 4th, 7th, 9th in win shares
#Spurs
are 31-18 and 2nd in NBA in DRTG
Gregg Popovich is a problem though
@DiscussingFilm
All good films, but what a trash decade for movies. Compare these to the winners from the 80s and 90s. I don’t think I’ll remember half these movies in 10 more years. Very little staying power
I’m dumbfounded by fantasy football leagues that don’t use fractional points for scoring. Like, in what scenario should a player with 99 yards only get 9 points?