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Kurt Van Ristell

@SecretVan

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A crown of thorns is still a crown Querying BLOODWALK: psychological Tennessee horror Poetry @chillsubs : https://t.co/imQrh0SH5E

London
Joined November 2012
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@auroradiation_
💖✨Rora✨💖
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My art school bankrupted and kicked us all out. I was forced to carry all my oil paintings copies back home on my little electric bike, and this is how my tiny muddy apartment walls look like right now.
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@SecretVan
Kurt Van Ristell
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Eiffel 65 asking if you've heard "Blue"
@DigitalEU
Digital EU 🇪🇺
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🔙 We’ve heard 2016 is making a comeback… but not when it comes to chargers. Remember the cable chaos? Thankfully, that’s now part of the past. In 🇪🇺, USB-C is the single charger to power all your devices, regardless of the brand. https://t.co/baqQhtexrM
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@the_culturist_
The Culturist
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Tolkien's reflection on Frodo's failure to destroy the Ring will always live with me. "Frodo undertook his quest out of love – to save the world he knew from disaster at his own expense, if he could; and also in complete humility, acknowledging that he was wholly inadequate to
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@ive_arc
here’s something
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Never thought l'd see a Beyblade aura farming
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@Moonlighhy
Manoco
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Morning snack: 🥒🥒
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@SecretVan
Kurt Van Ristell
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Reform is getting boriswaved
@Nigel_Farage
Nigel Farage MP
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The Tories broke Britain.
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@SecretVan
Kurt Van Ristell
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The widowmaker
@comfoodx
Comfood
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If the portion is this huge, I think I won’t eat for three days 😭🍽️😵‍💫
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@ChelseaDan5
Chelsea Dan
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Proper Ham and Cheddar Cheese in a freshly baked buttered White Crusty Roll from Raabs The Bakers Essex Rd Islington Est 1948,Proper gaff with untold quality sweet and savoury produce,Pay them a visit and support Old School London businesses🍞🥐🧀🥩🍻👌
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@uncledoomer
doomer
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in medieval times, man arrived via horse in modern times, horse arrives via man
@wasserpest
maru.eth
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Japan is amazing because you can order eight different cuts of horse meat sashimi on uber eats
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@BrandonDonkey2
Brandon Hannibal Donkey
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The BTK killer had a 2 year gap in his killing spree. He got a job as a code enforcement officer. He satisfied his need for power by giving people citations for having a fence too tall. Everyone that would have been a serial killer in the 70s is now a building inspector.
@EsotericCD
Jeff Blehar is *BOX OFFICE POISON*
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Serial killers were a 30-yr phenomenon in America, spiking through the '60s and dying out by the '00s: Technology made these people too easy to catch after the advent of DNA evidence. But the impulse could not have simply disappeared, could it have? Merely rechanneled. To where?
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@AwfulButGreat
Awful Taste But Great Execution
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@functi0nZer0
laurence
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“You’re absolutely right: that was a fatal dose. My apologies.”
@gdb
Greg Brockman
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Introducing ChatGPT Health: https://t.co/HnzAoH6UtV
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@GKIDSfilms
GKIDS Films
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John Woo's legendary crime thriller HARD BOILED hits theatres nationwide in an all-new 4K restoration January 25, 26 & 28! 💥 Tickets on sale now. https://t.co/oSjxHURxgQ
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@SecretVan
Kurt Van Ristell
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@AK74respecter
S̸k̸o̸u̸t̸
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A US Navy communications specialist during Ronald Reagan's inauguration ceremony, 1981.
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@APCON_MAG
APOCALYPSE CONFIDENTIAL
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ANNOUNCING: GRAAL "Let this prompt be your call to glory: Seek the Grail, submit to GRAAL" w/ guest editor Will Samson artwork by Robert Voyvodic Deadline: March 21 https://t.co/Dd1tZzLzTH
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@DavidDPaxton
David Paxton
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@UKLabour
The Labour Party
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This is the year Britain turns the corner.
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@fistedaway
Fisted Away
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Young bands now have to face an unprecedented challenge: their Gen X parents posting about their yacht holidays
@Channel4News
Channel 4 News
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A brother and sister duo from London are already selling out venues before their debut album even comes out. The Gen Z Mod band The Molotovs grew up surrounded by musical influences from The Jam to the Libertines, and now they’ve got some powerful backers in their corner.
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@SecretVan
Kurt Van Ristell
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Focus, B
@Pirat_Nation
Pirat_Nation 🔴
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IO Interactive says an "old school Bond" would be "tone deaf" today, as 007 First Light moves the character toward more modern values.
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@JB_in_IE
JB
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@metpoliceuk
Metropolitan Police
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We will robustly defend our decision to require officers and staff to declare if they are Freemasons. Our response to the decision by the Grand Lodge of England to seek an injunction blocking the implementation of the policy is below.
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