Sarah Watson
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Leaving Twitter for now but keeping my account active in the hopes that someone sane will come rescue this place. Find me elsewhere w the same handle!
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@0liviajulianna
My mom still has a handwritten 10 page report that I wrote about the state of Wisconsin. You can see my handwriting getting progressively bigger as I get to the end to fill my page count. The original version of futzing with the margins.
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@Eden_Eats
On the night I met my husband he asked me what I was looking for in a partner. I said, "I'm just looking for someone to watch TV with."
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@AdamSpragg
That or when Punky's friend, Cherie, got trapped in the refrigerator while playing hide and seek and Punky and Margaux had to do CPR.
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@juliayorks
I've become a huge convert on decks. Especially for Zoom pitching. I think they really help hold attention spans, keep track of characters, set mood so you can use fewer words. I agree you don't need to pay anyone. It took me about 5 minutes to learn Google Slides.
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@MrPaulBae
I want to form a writing partnership with Katie Holmes just so we can be Holmes and Watson.
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@MuseZack
@finaldraftinc
If Final Draft incorporates an AI feature before they fix the revision marker/dual dialogue bug I swear to god...
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@DBGuggenheim
I always think of this when people tell me not to take things personally in this business:
Joe Fox: It wasn't... personal.
Kathleen Kelly: What is that supposed to mean? I am so sick of that. All that means is that it wasn't personal to you. But it was personal to me.
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@akilahgreen
Well that just blew my mind. I thought he was just being a dick. Now I'm re-processing the entire episode.
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@MorganicInk
It's my actual birthday today!!! I can't believe it. This is all I wanted in the whole world!
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@MrPaulBae
Once I was in a writers' room where people didn't commit to assigned seats. People just walked in and sat wherever. Chaos doesn't even begin to describe it.
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@MrPaulBae
I was just in a mini room for a project that the writers had written as a staffing spec 7 years ago!
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@TheJulieBenson
Oh Julie. Here's a happy dog story. Daisy beat the shit out of cancer and is going to be around for a long ass time. So will Gideon. Hugs from my hounds to yours.
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@pmiscove
@juliayorks
Plus they're super fun to make! It's the same feeling I'd get in school when I finished doing all the real work and then got to glue some pictures onto a poster board.
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@badkitty_26
I'm both terrified and excited for the moment that it happens. Because I have some THOUGHTS.
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@marisaroffman
It was pretty innocuous. It was actually the comic relief I needed in all this.
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@chlomill_
Lordy. Similar happened to me in college. I was meeting friends in Vegas and got there late. Front desk just handed me the key even though I wasn't on the room registry. TO THE WRONG ROOM.
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@cheo_coker
My mom gave away my Star Wars toys and my prom dress in a single trip to the Good Will then guilt tripped me when I was pissed. "But don't you want some other kid to have a chance to love these?"
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@MrPaulBae
The journey I just went on from "absolutely no" to "okay maybe" to "give it to me now..."
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@TheJulieBenson
I can't be the only one who stared at this for way too long thinking that the loops of the PGA Awards logo was part of her hairstyle and thinking it was kinda cute.
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@cindypon
One of my credit cards goes directly to my business manager so he had to call me once to see if I dropped 2 grand at a strip club. He was like, "it doesn't sound like you but no judgment if it was."
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@AndyReaser
Justine Bateman rolling up with home baked brownies. The sitcom writers at the "old timer" gate at Sony telling stories from the Mork & Mindy room. Amy Pascal mouthing "sorry" every time she drove past the picket line.
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@HimymCraig
As someone with that exact shade of blonde hair who came of age at the height of Nelson's popularity, I need you to understand how triggering this joke is.
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@Jody_Houser
The number of times I openly wept into my Thomas Guide... The Silverlake pages especially. That shit made no sense.
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@DanielleNicki
I don't think we've ever gotten dressed up without telling the other, "looking hot. Looking DAMN hot," in full Joaquin Phoenix voice.
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@GrayJones
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@onthepage
Happy birthday, Kyla!
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@Imani_Barbarin
My aunt had to fly with an expired license and didn't even have a renewal pending. TSA had a protocol for it. I think they asked her a couple of extra security questions. This was at LAX.
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@Jody_Houser
The anxiety I get when I have to pack a bag now. Even if it's just for one day...
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@theames
FWIW, I think Elon REALLY wants me to engage with you because my feed for the last few days has been like 90% people I've never heard of. And then you and my friend, Andy.
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@shannonandswift
LOL. I had a meeting with him this year and was honestly SHOCKED when you didn't pop up in the Zoom.
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@isabelkaplan
I'm going to delete this because now I'm getting quote tweeted by women who have decided to judge my entire relationship off this one anecdote and think he was doing "the bare minimum" and I guess I've set the bar really low or whatever. I hate Twitter.
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@elena_reads
Thank you so much for reading, Elena!! I'm so honored that you enjoyed it and I love that you shared it with the book club!
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@smickable
I've flown back and forth to Atlanta a few times over the last few months. I'd say a few dozen people on my flights have been masked but most aren't.
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@smickable
I'm still masking on flights and in most stores. But it's less about my own concern and more about protecting others. I'm back in an in-person writers' room and we're testing regularly but not masking. I personally feel totally comfortable with it.
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@AndyReaser
Wow. Just had a flashback to my brother and I building with these in our grandparents' basement.
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@kbiegel
That's ridiculous. Surely that guy's West Wing that was shot nearly word for word is going to win at least something.
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@AndyReaser
I am not happy with this Wordle or myself.
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@theames
Tweets like this make me feel better about the fact that you're one of the only people I still see on my timeline.
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@cyrinafiallo
I have anxiety about those horns based on a previous joke gone HORRIBLY awry. I bought one to play a practical joke on my husband. But I somehow ended up with one that wasn't just like a club horn. It was meant to be used at like sea and shit. While wearing ear plugs.
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@theames
I didn't even tag
@AndyReaser
and he saw this Tweet and liked it. Why is Elon so obsessed with me engaging with you both? Is this the start of a dystopian friendship movie?
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@GrayJones
@menlochurch
Thanks, Gray. It's pretty horrific. They have policies. They just don't follow them.
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@KimCostello
I mean, they're still actively downplaying it and that's disappointing. There was an outright lie in their letter to the congregation. But thank you. I can at least say that I've done everything I possibly could. And I'm not going to stop.
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@theames
at first I thought this said, "in GRAD school" and I was like dang, my school must've been really advanced because I learned that in grade school and then I was like, ohhhhhh.
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@SavvyAuntie
I have two starter words. I almost went with the other one today but switched at the last second!
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@AndyReaser
@WGAWest
I'm going to wait and hit the zoom meeting. But that's as much about not wanting to drive to the valley as it is about Covid.
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@JettGarrison
The only thing you have to fear is fear itself. And taking the wrong side in the Mendocino Farms debate*.
*The correct side is that Mendocino Farms is good and should be in frequent rotation.
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@mrstevenrowley
I did the same! About trying to read the films. Not the flux capacitor. Although if you can figure that out, please hook me up.
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@AndyReaser
Fortunately I ran out of all other posiblities.
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