E.E. Holmes
@AuthorEEHolmes
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*Author of The Gateway Trilogy, The Gateway Trackers, The Riftmagic Saga* Mama Bear🏳️⚧️ #transrightsarehumanrights (she/her)
Joined April 2013
Forget Hot Girl Summer. We're doing Golden Girls Summer, where you find a group of girlfriends to rent a house together, wear spectacular muumuus, and solve all our problems with sassy one-liners and late-night cheesecake.
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I did.
I wonder if @neilhimself actually said this. I rather hope so. #Librarians #NeilGaiman #AmericanLibraryAssociation
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Well, this seems to blow up annually now, so here's a link to the stuff I write that's longer than tweets! Everyone needs a good book for chilling on the lanai. Stay golden! 😘
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YAAAAAAAASSSSS TAKE MY MONEY.
We're getting another supernatural thriller from @stageandpage! ONE LAST BREATH is set in a small Florida town, with vibes of summer heat, unexpected romance, and paranormal "true" crime 🤫 🔗 Add it to your TBR: https://t.co/YwiurKq1YV
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Oh look. It me. 😬
It’s that time of year again, when I decide to buy a set of organizing bins, so all of my personality problems will go away
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He still does. Every Christmas morning video of my kids prominently features my dad loudly demanding each piece of wrapping paper *as it is still being discarded* 🤣🤣🤣
Did anyone elses father used to sit there with a black garbage bag every Christmas morning waiting to pounce on the discarded Christmas present wrapping?
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Three times already this season! 🤣
If you're a librarian, author, bookseller, or publishing professional, and several distant relatives and/or acquaintances have messaged you with a picture of a Christmas tree made of books, you may be entitled to compensation.
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Please say hello to "Snuggy Puggy" the nightmare fuel snowman. And yes, OBVIOUSLY I hung him up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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10yo: Mom look at these snowflakes I made! Me: Beautiful! Let's hang them up! (to 7yo) How about you? Did you makes any pretty winter decorations at school today? 7yo: Yeah, in my folder! In the folder:
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Cooked and cleaned for three days straight only to come down with the flu. Ugh. May your Turkey Day be full of love and free of germs.
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my elder millennial ass being forced to create a booktok to promote my books when this site goes down
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Just finished "A Lady's Guide to Fortune Hunting" by @SophieHIrwin and was utterly delighted from beginning to end. What an absolute treat. (Also I hope this means we get a book about Cecily next!)
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Please don't make me learn a new platform, y'all, I've barely got a handle on the Ticketytok.
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#BookTwitter for those of you dipping your toes in over on Mastodon... How the hell did you pick a server? Is there a good/large/supportive book community one? The thought of learning a new platform makes me want to sleep for a hundred years, but... 🤷🏻♂️😭
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I can't believe, after writing this whole book, I now have to READ IT SEVERAL TIMES. Just... the AUDACITY.
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There is SUCH a fine line between enjoying the sounds of your kids playing together and running up the stairs to break it up before someone gets injured.
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