having a bisexual roommate is all fun and games until she starts seeing a man and making you sick to your stomach with envy

It does real damage to me to be constantly exposed to the emotional impoverishment of other people’s lives on here, I think

I believe the Norman Rockwell Museum is a pleasant way to spend a drizzly afternoon in western Massachusetts

i’m like a werewolf in that once a month, in between my yearning for attractive men, that the urge to make out with hot lesbians sloppy style possesses me

the lionfish doesn’t concern himself with the ecological stability of the reef

My college experience

This is awesome until you turn 22 and the neuron that makes weed scary gets activated

my computer just shut down out of nowhere and won’t turn back on after 8 hours of playing cities skylines without saving am i cooked chat?

Skattebo went into the tent to coach Jaxson through the concussion test.

vodka red bull is the working man’s espresso martini

Let’s live deliciously with mama

People assigned female at birth be shopping

Mind you I haven’t seen a raccoon in weeks.

Stop forcing this gay ass baseball team down our throats

Come and get me.

euromaxxing with my baguette and cappuccino and taking a nap during the workday on the roof of my building that i take the train to every day the suburban mind couldn’t comprehend an existence this blissful

As someone who used to work in customer service I assure you those 3 signs won’t be enough

Still Life with Dead Birds (and a Basket of Oysters), by Germain Ribot, 1860-80

A real mayor would order the police to use lethal force on ICE agents

picked the window seat specifically to get the view of chicago when i fly into the city and this is my view i’m gonna kms