RT @MeanGirls: Get in loser, we’re going to the movies. 💖 Watch the new trailer for #MeanGirls – only in theatres January 12. #OnWednesdays….

I am not allowed to buy any more books until I read six off my shelf.

RT @garonnevik: Why do they have all these women’s conferences called “awaken” or “awake” or “revive” or “alive.”. I want to host a confere….

“Now that I know how to text, I just want to text all the time!” - my dad who just learned how to use iMessage.-Also, every 12 year old with their first cell phone.

RT @TheWeirdWorld: Adult life is hard, but at least we don't have to do P.E anymore.

RT @itzeeelcamila: “tornado warning: seek shelter now”. me:

RT @MissVache_Morte: @PearlsFromMyrna A revenge body is the best body.

RT @ProfEmilyOster: This message brought to you by my first personality: Economist. If you want people to get vaccinated, pay them. (Yes….

RT @JemarTisby: There is no such thing as “routine traffic stop.” Those flashing blue lights in the rear view instill a sense of existentia….

RT @TheWeirdWorld: The ocean is technically soup. It has meat and veg in a salty broth.

Broken Masculinity: How Purity Culture Sowed the Seeds of Violence and Abuse

RT @JaclynSwartz: Who decided to pit Gen Z’s and Millennials against each other based on skinny jeans side parts and 💀emojis? The 2 gens to….

RT @TheWeirdWorld: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

RT @LagunaBiotchIG: How it started How it’s going

RT @TheWeirdWorld: When you’re criticised for being short, they’re really just saying the worst thing about you is that there isn’t more of….

RT @TheWeirdWorld: Some people are not an early bird or a night owl. They are just permanently exhausted pigeon.