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Jaclyn Swartz

@JaclynSwartz

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Hair Lover. Potato Hater. Eye Roller. Instagram: @JaclynSwartz

Chicago
Joined July 2011
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
4 days
Bricco.
@OnlyInBOS
Only In Boston
4 days
If you could give someone one restaurant recommendation within 20 miles outside of Boston, where are you telling them to go?.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
19 days
The show is not meant to work…it’s meant to entertain. Come on guysssss.
@usweekly
Us Weekly
19 days
Not every couple survives the reality TV curse, especially in Bachelor Nation.
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Jaclyn Swartz
4 months
I LOVE when bachelor/bachelorette leads get out from under production voodoo and surprise us all with hysterical/amazing personalities. Gabby Windey and Sean Lowe are THE examples of this 🙌🏼.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
4 months
Is anyone else going to admit that Deal Or No Deal Island MAKES NO SENSE.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
5 months
You ruined the show. Production has got to be kicking their ass that they chose you as a traitor.
@DaniHenReyes
Danielle Reyes
5 months
Find the footage of Josh comparing the fabulous Lisa to Forest Gump in Big Brother 3. Yeah, she became our 1st female winner. Played a spectacular end game and whooped my ass! Carolyn played a spectacular game. Hats off(no pun intended)#TheTraitorsUS.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
6 months
I could not disagree with this more. Do what works for you, even if it’s not with intention.
@KandidlyKamesha
Kandidly Kamesha ✨
6 months
Your mornings set the tone for the rest of your day. Be intentional.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
6 months
Been losing it for 10 min over this tweet.
@prettyvirgoxo
j ☆
6 months
my pad when i sneeze on my period.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
6 months
Put me on this show. For the love of god.
@AndyHerren
Andy Herren
6 months
Traitors casts are so wild because they’re a mix of the most savvy, strategic minds in reality tv history and people so strategically inept that they have absolutely no clue what is happening around them and they never will. It’s like chess with prodigies against kindergarteners.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
7 months
It’s called managing a checkbook. So vintage.
@cisgenderhaver
heɪz(ə)l
7 months
my dad, definitely not autistic, just told me he has a spreadsheet of absolutely every single transaction he makes. 8000-10000 per year. I asked if he would log it if he found money on the ground and he said yes.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
7 months
RIP to the last of the sticker collection girlies.
@unusual_whales
unusual_whales
7 months
BREAKING: Party City is closing all of its stores, and corporate employees were told today is their last day of employment.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
7 months
Icon. Forever and always.
@DGRMSP
St. Paul Pork Product
7 months
My brother in law is in DC for work and saw Paris Hilton pass by on her motorized suitcase LMAO
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
8 months
YA DON’T SAY.
@GgV0gue
𓃭 LOEWE Lioness 
8 months
The gag is, that family is probably all voting for Trump. the only reason Kim deleted Saint's youtube channel is because being vocal about their politics would hurt her brand, public image and wallet.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
8 months
RT @thejstoobs: This is so unnecessarily specific and funny. Please do more hot superlatives. I wanna see people’s sexiest second time divo….
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Jaclyn Swartz
9 months
RT @Wavymafia: Nobody has played me more than I have played myself. I be knowing shit and still give people the benefit of the doubt.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
9 months
Ya and you’ll absolutely know it whenever my response is ‘nice.’.
@popitforpoppa
poppa
9 months
you ever just look at a text and be like fuck you.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
9 months
RT @_ssiieerra: Believing that a paragraph will make someone treat you better.
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Jaclyn Swartz
9 months
Omg. This is it. This is the tweet.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
11 months
I’ve watched this 38 times since yesterday 😂.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
1 year
RT @tashpocket: wishing the inmates success in their endeavors!.
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@JaclynSwartz
Jaclyn Swartz
1 year
Living for this. The best type of petty.
@Kate_Chastain
Kate Chastain
1 year
Passive aggressive post breakup sponsored posts is my new favorite sport
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