five hundred itchy sweaters 🇮🇱🏳️🌈
6 years
A guy on Grindr had his bio as “I’ll be your wish, I’ll be your dream, I’ll be your fantasy,” so naturally I messaged him with “I’ll be your hope, I’ll be your love, be everything that you need.” His next message? “Lol show me your dick.”
Romance is truly dead.