Chris E. Teigen
@ChrisETeigen
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Don’t take me seriously, because I don’t. Skinny when I stand, Buddha when I sit. Come with me as I scream into the void.
Joined April 2009
Me reaching into his boxers after saying I just needed a cuddle
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I’d rather never see snow again in my life than ever feel -10° wind on my face again.
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not a second is wasted for victims to mourn their loved ones. instantly israel's envoys demand "persecution" of anti genocide protestors worldwide. they blame the bare min recognition australia has offered to palestinians. its so cynical, so transparent.
Sky News interviews the Israeli deputy foreign minister about the attack in Australia & she uses the opportunity to attack the "hate marches in London" & claim that 'globalise the intifada' is a call to kill Jews (it isn't). All unchallenged by #trevorphillips, of course
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49.5% of humans have dicks 🤷♂️
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The busiest nights at my local drag bar: -the night of Pride -New Years Eve -Katya is in town
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they’re getting run under the sink for 10 seconds sorry i have shit to do
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Just try and stop me from having a good time with this man.
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The Queen 📜 🪶 “Time to inscribe an era of Destruction” 🥹😭
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Paws up uglies 🖤
Priscilla’s about to give me my first tattoo!!!
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Are you a pool? Because I could really see myself peeing in you
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I tried to get a cute slow mo video of Finn in the snow but I failed
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Hide your wives, hide your girlfriends. A real masc man is here.
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Hold my hand real quick please, I’m about to pee my pants.
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Native deodorant??? I know he stank 🤤
Photo of other miscellaneous items on Luigi Mangione have been released to the public. -Airpods -Food -Hair clippers -Trash -Native Deodorant, etc.
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