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The Majestic Tale of an Idiot With a Twitter. He/Him/They/Them. ADHD. Possibly Autistic, must remember to investigate further. BLM/ACAB. Anarcho-Syndicalist

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Joined September 2021
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Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶‍🌫️
5 months
How old were you when you realized authority figures do not have your best interests in mind?
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Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶‍🌫️
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Nah nah nah I WANT her to interrupt with questions or jokes or comments that proves she’s paying attention Anyone can let me ramble uninterrupted if they just tune immediately out, that doesn’t impress me af all infact it insults me
@lannnary
lnrry
21 hours
let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he’ll be like “wow i really like you”
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Sam (Shiny and Chrome)😶‍🌫️
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Yes Emily, because as a woman you have first hand experience of how men talk to eachother in exclusively male spaces Why do we allow the constant womansplaining can we PLEASE make it stop
@emzanotti
Emily Zanotti 🦝
1 day
I meet a lot of young men and none of them talk like this, and not because they have class and restraint, just because they’re not dipshits.
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@memeticsisyphus
memetic_sisyphus
10 hours
Yes Emily, boys make rude jokes when they’re hanging out with the boys. They watch their language around schoolmarms who are happy to ruin their life over some jokes.
@emzanotti
Emily Zanotti 🦝
1 day
I meet a lot of young men and none of them talk like this, and not because they have class and restraint, just because they’re not dipshits.
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@wife_geist
once and future wife geist
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the thing is this is also where all the canadians are
@MadelnCanada
Made In Canada
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Tourists: “I’ve been to Canada” Canada:
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@woke8yearold
Aleph
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Local woman shocked to discover that men don’t talk to her the way they do to The Boys
@emzanotti
Emily Zanotti 🦝
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I meet a lot of young men and none of them talk like this, and not because they have class and restraint, just because they’re not dipshits.
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@yourmombeats
{{{MEANWHILE 3.0}}}, (parenthetical descriptor)
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White punk musicians are allowed to take this approach, I don't see the issue
@ihydevv
Dev ⁂
1 day
Andre 3000 Speaks On Flute Skills: “I Don’t Even Know What Notes I’m Playing"
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@SynthesizedA
Synthesized Angel
2 hours
@Milo_Edwards Humans love to be sadistic when it's socially acceptable. It's not entirely bad thing, it's a primordial concept of justice. It is surprising, still, how most tame people can start imagining worst tortures out of the blue for someone they see as vile criminal.
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@Milo_Edwards
milo edwards
14 hours
i’ve always found the idea that prisons should be inhumane an interesting concept - it’s counterproductive in any case but more importantly the punishment is *being in prison* you’re not supposed to be made to suffer every moment of your waking life
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@questionableway
just matt
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the sole mission of basically every single human since the invention of agriculture has been to acquire enough wealth/skills/resources to stop farming
@soyaranoor
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WE WERE LITERALLY BORN ONTO A PLANET THAT GROWS FOOD HOW DID WE FUCK UP SO BAD THAT I GOT A CREDIT SCORE
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@ppyowna
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confrontation. everybody likes to confuse emotional repression with maturity
@hieireen
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what's actually healthy despite most people thinking it's not?
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@urshycatgirl
charlie cxc
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japan is a deeply misogynistic, pedophilic, and rapey country and I'm sick of pretending it's not for the equally porn-rotted japan-fetishizing white male's sake.
@babybluecream
펭귄
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일본 전광판
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@karpathy
Andrej Karpathy
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TV in the 90s: you turn it on, you watch. TV 2025: - turn on, wait for it to load - popup: TV wants to update, 1.5GB. No. - scroll sideways, find prime video app or etc - popup: now app wants to update, 500MB. No!! - App launching... App loading… - select account screen - 🫠
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@estherzelda0514
Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️🇮🇱
24 hours
Hot take from a whore: it's so disrespectful to let someone believe they're in a relationship with you if your intention is casual. You can just open your mouth at any time and clarify, and choosing not to is procuring sex by deception, which makes you an asshole.
@AdrienneAK
Adrienne
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I recently went on a third date, and things were going well when I asked somewhat jokingly, "So, you're single, but are there any women who currently think they're in a relationship with you?" To which he replied sort of sheepishly that he's been "hanging out with someone here
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@SalSaysWhat
Sal/ComicPop
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A Batman who smiles and lets his guard down with those closest to him is a Batman I'd like to see more.
@joeyofkrakoa
Joey ☁️🌿🍃
2 days
This is my favorite genre of Batman.
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@yhdistyminen
bob's burgers urbanist 🐿️
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@soyaranoor
ً
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WE WERE LITERALLY BORN ONTO A PLANET THAT GROWS FOOD HOW DID WE FUCK UP SO BAD THAT I GOT A CREDIT SCORE
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@oohweehuman
homosexual rigamarole
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Everything now is called either “Jensen’s Quite Curious Spiffing Biscuits” or “blub. simple cashew milk.” and they both cost $10.
@SilvermanJacob
Jacob Silverman
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I don't understand this product. I feel like I'm being asked to support a 2004 indie rock band.
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@allgarbled
monad warrior
21 hours
I never thought about it this way. School is the original “in meetings all day so you have to do the real work later”
@ja3k_
ja3k
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School trains you from a young age that progress can't be made during normal working hours
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@ja3k_
ja3k
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School trains you from a young age that progress can't be made during normal working hours
@ForrestPKnight
Forrest
2 days
i used to think i was a night owl, but in reality i was just procrastinating until the evening to get my work done, and justifying it by calling myself a night owl. i bet most of you "night owls" out there are in the same boat but too afraid to admit it to yourselves.
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@xm_muva
Goddess Graveyard Punany✨
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No. Not all feminism is valid. How can a classed feminist be valid if they're upholding systems that marginalize working class women? How can a religious feminist be valid when their religion dehumanizes queer women? How can a pick me be valid? Words mean things.
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@LizzyStarrrdust
LIZZY💥
21 hours
He was honest with you. You just met. He doesn't owe you fidelity. You're not in a committed relationship. Now you'll go on to date a guy who will lie when confronted with direct questions and years later you'll wonder why he's cheating. You fucked up, girl.
@AdrienneAK
Adrienne
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I recently went on a third date, and things were going well when I asked somewhat jokingly, "So, you're single, but are there any women who currently think they're in a relationship with you?" To which he replied sort of sheepishly that he's been "hanging out with someone here
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