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@RowanKitchen
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Singer, Actor, Nurse, Cat Lady. Proud @themtaonline ‘22 Ambassador. Repped by Thomas @ManagementTas. She/her. 🏳️🌈
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Joined April 2011
Just a silly sausage doing some silly sausage final night riffs and peaking the gain on the mic. Teehee.
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1. I was so grateful to @alexandracooper for having Dr. Jane Goodall on @callherdaddy earlier this year which brought Dr. Goodall’s life’s work and example to millions of young women who might have heard of her, or recognized her, but may not have known of the depth of her
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TONIGHT ON THE FAILING CHANNEL 4 (EVEN WORSE THAN ITV) THEY ARE SHOWING MORE THAN 100 ‘UNTRUTHS’ TOLD BY YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP. THIS IS FAKE NEWS BY THE MSM AND AN ATTACK ON YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT (DONALD J TRUMP)! DO NOT WATCH AT 10PM!!!
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You think there were other Jeususes around when Jesus was outside or was he the only one with the name. Like was the bitches like “Omg have you met Jesus yet, he’s so fine.” and it’s like “Jesus Jenkins? Yeah we both went to Nazareth Prep” and then it’s like “No, not Jesus
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Surround yourself with lawyers who will do shit like this
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Casting call 📣 We are keen to hear from performers interested in working professionally as a puppeteer to join an intensive weeklong training workshop to learn the foundations of #Puppeteering Deadline for applications is 6pm on Monday 21 July. https://t.co/fdCL6P1sks
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A “leave your whole uterus on the stage” sorta performance. Goddess.
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jennifer simard you will always be famous
Broadway’s 'Death Becomes Her' Cut the Film’s Fat Suit. Why 'It Was the Right Decision' for Jennifer Simard (Exclusive)
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Happy 1st of June aka Leslie Uggams Day to all who celebrate!
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When Harry Potter (and Cormoran Strike) author JK Rowling could have supported a pregnant woman on her own TV show, she chose not to. The pregnant actress brought a discrimination claim against JK Rowling's production for violating her rights under the Equality Act, and won.
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I’m immensely proud that today I unveiled our new LGBTQIA+ stained glass window in Belfast City Hall. This is hands down one of the highlights of my term as Lord Mayor, sending a powerful message that our city is an inclusive, welcoming city.
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imagine being catholic & the Pope personally writes an address to say you're wrong, then you meet him, & he snubs you & dies the next day. A new Pope is chosen, clean slate? No, no one knows *anything* about him except that he ALSO hates you. 💀 people go orthodox for MUCH less
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Mr G’s evil conservative cousin
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Pop! Goes My Heart finally getting the recognition it deserves
Katy Lipson (@AriaEnts) and Michael McFadden are to head up a theatrical production company with a roster including an adaptation of Hugh Grant romcom Music and Lyrics. Read more here 👉 https://t.co/bRb9oyG3GQ
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The last time the roles of Pope and Archbishop of Canterbury were both vacant at the same time was 333 years ago in 1691.
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WEEK ONE COMPLETED ❤️ Day 7 completed of running the length of the UK. 20 miles smashed out today in what I would say has been the toughest day so far. Physically I’m feeling great but certainly feeling the 6 hours of alone time in the middle of nowhere everyday. Hoping the
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Chappell Roan's "The Giver" joins Billie Eilish's "LUNCH" as the only songs about lesbian sex to debut inside the top 5 of the Billboard Hot 100 in history.
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Still just as hilarious
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as a happily married woman, married to the greatest man i know for 10+ years he absolutely needs to think you hung the moon while you do the least. seriously. he needs to think the sun shines out of your ass. he needs to love you down and you need to do nothing to earn that.
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The shame in her eyes
"🐾 Official Statement from Jennie 🐾 Yesterday, I may have... ahem... 'crossed the floor' in the House of Commons. This morning, I had a stern meeting with Chief Whip @wendychambLD I wagged my tail, pleaded 'puppy eyes,' and promised to stay loyal to the Lib Dems. 🐶💛
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I have never understood nurses like this. Literally all I wanted on a night shift was to be pals with the Drs and night pracs like???
imagine you’re a doctor working a night shift, you’re a bit tired so you go onto one of the wards (that you’re covering) to get a teabag (you have brought your own milk). you’re reprimanded by the nurse in charge & she even takes down your name as apparently it’s unacceptable 🙂
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