y'all don't understand my tweet because if you don't have something going on, or doing something for someone, no one wants you around. because you're insufferable.

i decided to search her name and look at this! same. they are not budging!!

idk who follows nina poole on tiktok but her press on trick (of treating the nail with acetone) is genius. my nails are literally growing out. and i have been bathing, washing hair, doing dishes. treating these like acrylics.

soooo catering thanksgiving was not great friends. not great at all...

i. cannot. breathe.

michelle obama said you have to know how to exist when life is just life. she said “sometimes it’s like, this is not exciting. i’m not winning. i’m not losing. i’m not achieving. it’s not a party. i don’t have friends around everyday. most of life is just the nothing in the

I don’t think most of us are lonely. I think we’re obsessed with a friend group that doesn’t exist and never did. You know the one. Six people who met in college and still get dinner every Thursday. They have a group chat that’s actually active. They take trips together. They

this was so cute 🥰

when i say everyone is a weirdo now this is what i mean. people used to have social skills. instead they respond to small talk like psychos and then congratulate themselves. it's so easy to say our family isn't a fan of ms rachel but we do watch...

@amywrites2 It’s not a flex to answer every question obnoxiously to alienate yourself socially. You can have your views, you don’t have to militantly interject them into small talk. And as someone who’s opinionated and loud, I understand you’re trying to subtly pat yourself on the back here,

Time for your annual reminder about Thanksgiving leftovers.

Correct

i can honestly say after all is said and done, the only pandemic purchase that never lived up to the hype is my away suitcase. i could've bought amazons finest and had the same exact experience

i was someone who raged against co-sleeping until my newborn would not sleep unless i was holding him. i was once up for 36 hours. delirious i put him in my arm and laid back on some pillows and fell asleep. from then on we had to figure it out

my SISTER (same mom same dad) called MY MOTHER for PARENTING ADVICE and thinking about this just gave me heartburn again because what the ever loving fuck?! who. how. why.

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all i know is i've been walking around quoting @C0URTNEYC0 talking about "put a piece on! take a piece off! cause why be one bitch when you can be a 100!"

perfect thanksgiving cocktail spiced apple cider triple sec dark rum lime line the glass using lime juice and the mccormick apple cider finishing sugar OMG thank me later!

i am pretty sure i tweeted "i hate my hair" when i was permed because it wouldn't hold the thick barrel curls i wanted and that's fine but with natural hair you gotta be assata! always down! pls 😂

and if we are in the same age range most likely you had a perm from a baby age. my mom permed me at 5! being natural for 10 years plus. it's a journey. you have to literally love a you that you have never seen before! and yall give no grace.

if i tweet i am sick of this damn hair - that dont mean i hate myself. like shit. i just can't be tired? having a moment? getting my period? like damn.