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Proud Swiftie. Teal guy in a red state. Here for humor, sports, pretty/funny women, and silly animals. Beaten-down 54-year Minnesota Vikings fan.

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@roostertail
Rooster 🧣🐈 β˜•πŸ¦‚
2 years
Clip and save for all your MAGA friends:
@JoJoFromJerz
Jo
2 years
Once again for the fascist fact-averse fucknuggets in the back: FACT: Cy Vance (NY DA at the time) began issuing subpoenas in the hush money payment case in August of 2019. FACT: Fani Willis launched her investigation into Trump in 2021. FACT: The United States House Select
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and Trump would still be the Worst Person in America.
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@AccountableGOP
Republican Accountability
2 years
Trump in 2016: β€œShe shouldn’t be allowed to run...If she wins, it would create an unprecedented constitutional crisis. In that situation, we could very well have a sitting president under felony indictment and, ultimately, a criminal trial. It would grind government to a halt.”
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2 years
Pure sanity and logic.
@SollenbergerRC
Roger Sollenberger
2 years
CO Supreme Court finds that Trump didn't "merely incite" the insurrection, he also "continued to support it" while it was underway
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@roostertail
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2 years
Ser Davos Seaworth. Especially his scenes with Princess Shireen.
@Yfz84
Thomas Sullivan
2 years
Quote tweet this with your favorite character in the Game of Thrones universe I’ll start
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2 years
My beloved Minnesota Vikings w/Josh Dobbs are currently the darlings of NFL Media. Can't recall this ever happening; a nice 180 from the ridicule aimed at last year's 13-4 "frauds". Going to enjoy this as long as it lasts; every win is gravy in my opinion.
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2 years
Hilarious.
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2 years
#1 Tweet of the Year:
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3 years
Hilarious kitty 😸 πŸ‘‡
@mrfishtopher
Fishtopher and Friends
3 years
or are u the tube treat
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@roostertail
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3 years
What an ignorant dope.
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3 years
Good stuff here
@omgaww
aww
3 years
The dear, Dog and the Parrot are Friends
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3 years
Great cat πŸ‘‡
@dodo
The Dodo
3 years
Watch this cat carry around baby potatoes in his mouth like they're his babies! Special thanks to Loki & Danielle! Follow along on TikTok: https://t.co/l2cnfSd813.
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3 years
Something that actually matters, for a change"
@avalaina
Oleksandra Matviichuk
3 years
Ukrainian soldiers give autographs to children in Kherson. The signature of the defender who liberated your hometown is more valuable than the signature of world celebrities. Photo Daniyar Sarsenov
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3 years
Wondering πŸ€” if the Republicans will be smart enough not to let Herschel Walker "speak" in public before the Georgia runoff.
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@roostertail
Rooster 🧣🐈 β˜•πŸ¦‚
3 years
Why does my morning β˜•οΈ taste so good today?
@TrumpsTaxes
TrumpsTaxes (@trumpstaxes.com on bsky)
3 years
Video footage of Chuck Schumer blocking Mitch McConnell from taking back the Majority tonight.
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3 years
JFC this is delicious:
@MikeSington
Mike Sington
3 years
Sean Hannity plays dumb, says he doesn’t know where the predictions of a red wave came from. So the Washington Post lets him have it with a supercut of his own Fox News predicting a red wave.
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3 years
Herschel Walker has no business being in the United States Congress. Let's make sure he never gets there.
@KylaInTheBurgh
Kyla in the Burgh πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ”₯
3 years
My pledge to devote 100% of my tweets to exposing Oz while promoting Fetterman was wildly successful with getting voters & donations. Join me in devoting your tweets to exposing Herschel Walker while we lift up Raphael Warnock everyday until Dec. 6th! Let's run this back & win!
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3 years
Baby Yoda can suck it
@jimrosecircus1
jim rose circus
3 years
I know what your newsfeed needs. Nigerian mini goats!
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@theliamnissan
Liam Nissanβ„’
3 years
Retweet this one harder than you normally retweet the other tweets.
@Kaylan_TX_
Kaylan_TX
3 years
Never forget Kari Lake hated Trump until she could benefit of his followers. Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk
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3 years
This just dropped on Spotify. A nice surprise, to put it mildly. The Guardian headline is Spot-on.
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