Robert Sterling
@RobertMSterling
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Finance bro. Marine. M&A advisory + fractional CFO: https://t.co/tCFru8OTnU. Cheap consulting: https://t.co/pA6vOQRS6i. Accounting: https://t.co/B0h3FJlIeL.
Vibeland, USA
Joined May 2011
You shouldn’t have to worry about crime. I’m completely serious—as an American, you shouldn’t have to think about crime. As a peaceable, law-abiding citizen of this land, you should be able to live your life without ever having to fear being the victim of a crime. As you go
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Bluesky users training to enlist in the Ukrainian foreign legion
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RT @AJA_Cortes: This Newsom push today is stupidly astroturfed. Cannot take it seriously. Reminds me of last year when "Kamala is BRAT" was….
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Can’t stop laughing here.
@RobertMSterling CertComm: You’re a Marine who deployed in the Infantry and could have killed 100 men and saved entire platoons but Regiment quota’d so hard there’s only 2 Bronze Stars for the Bn Cdr & XO. Be glad you didn’t die.
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We’re proud to welcome Eileen Gu as TCL’s Global Brand Ambassador. Together with the Olympic champion freestyle skier, we’re on a mission to change the world through passion and courage. Witness each moment of aspiration and triumph at the Olympic Winter Games Milano Cortina
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RT @GDJones1999: 1/ SMB community: Beware of CFO candidates or fractional CFO services who are just glorified financial analysts. Had a cal….
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I will admit, however, that Newsom is definitely the bigger Chad. Credit where credit is due.
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Gavin Newsom’s dad was the personal attorney for the billionaire Getty family. They gave young Gavin money to start a winery in Napa. JD Vance grew up in a broken, drug-addicted home in the rust belt. He joined the Marines to pay for college. These guys are not comparable.
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Jokes aside, if you have any of these on your uniform, your drinks are on me. I’m constantly in awe of the bravery and sacrifice of our military servicemembers.
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Bronze Star, no V: You’re a mid-level officer who did your job decently well. You may not ever have been in any physical danger (no shame in this!). Thanks and best wishes at your next unit. Bronze Star with V: You did something legendary in combat. You’re a hero. Silver Star:
I don’t know who needs to hear this. But a bronze star does not make you highly decorated.
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RT @GayBearRes: Really getting tired that the political preferences of the downwardly mobile children of the upper middle class who graduat….
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In 2017, James Damore was fired from Google for speaking out against wokeness. In 2025, women in San Francisco are naming cocktails after him. The guy was never wrong. He was just ahead of his time.
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POV: It’s 2028 and your kid just called ChatGPT a “clanker”
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RT @RosserJobs: Fully Remote accounting opportunity:. (I know a recruiter that can help if needed).
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Who’s looking for an accounting manager job?. Fully remote. Work directly with executives and company president (personal friend of mine, badass leader, hilarious). Manage financial reporting and tax/audit relationships but also participate in commercial discussions. Experience
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“Can’t you just run into the store and order me a chai latte?”
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> type Starbucks into Apple Maps. > pull into parking lot. > FML, it’s inside a Kroger store. > “you know what, I can live with QuikTrip gas station coffee”.
My current pet peeve is trying to find a particular store via the map apps and being directed to this nonsense. Most recently I wound up at a UPS inside a Walgreens trying to mail a check, and they were like "you have your own envelope for that, right? We don't have those here.".
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RT @Cernovich: A fun exercise. Ask your friends who are litigators this one question:. - How many people have you sued on behalf of yourse….
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When dad says you can get McDonald’s on the way home from school
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RT @KeenanPeachy: I was in H&M this week and behind the register are big screens playing video from the latest campaign. For Fall 2025 the….
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