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Elitist gatekeeping art snob AI/ML is theft Slava Ukraini

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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
4 years
@MarieAnnUK
Marie-Ann Detests Tories 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 🇬🇧
4 years
Farage Explained #USElection2020
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@RealRubberMatt
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1 year
This was fun to work on 😁
@Phantomdotexe
Phantom
1 year
"Downsides include a voracious appetite for lust... upsides include superhuman strength, speed, and the ability to use the latex Mistform symbiote to rubberize and feed off of captives' erotic energy. Hmm.."⚖️ Art & Ideas @RealRubberMatt Full story:
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@RealRubberMatt
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3 years
@samriegel Wow, answering questions openly, even saying 'I don't know, I'll try and find out & hopefully have something for you tomorrow' Who knew boring could be so comforting.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
5 years ago today I received a phone call from my consultant, Dr B Austin. She told me she had reviewed the results of my last PET scan, there was no trace of cancer & that she was giving me the prognosis of complete metabolic remission. Think I may have a drink or five 😁
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
Legs that just go on forever ....
@officially_gia
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2 years
Mondays are better shiny.🖤 #latex #latexlifestyle #rubbergirl
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@RealRubberMatt
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3 years
Definitely want
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@RealRubberMatt
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2 years
@RussInCheshire It still boggles my mind a little that I have an opened jar of mayonnaise in the fridge that has outlasted three chancellors, two home secretaries and a prime minister.
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@RealRubberMatt
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4 years
*drool*
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@RealRubberMatt
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3 years
I'll be in my bunk.
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@RealRubberMatt
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4 years
@HighlandRampage @garius Ever since Chernobyl the sheep in Wales have become more of a problem.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
In case I start spouting random bollocks later ... today is my 3rd anniversary of getting the all clear from cancer. I am getting drunk, you have been warned.
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@RealRubberMatt
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2 years
@garius This is going to end with Death and Havelock trying to get a kebab at 3am.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
Nifty little tip from a fellow artist - add a very slight static filter over the finished image. Not visible to the MK I human eyeball but it fucks with the machine learning image theft bots.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@northwoods2017 @perlmutations @AscendingGoddes @AmyMcGrathKY Indeed, going from an 18% approval rating to winning 80+% of the vote? And in counties that have never voted for him before? Something smells very fishy.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@jack_witek @cstross The police will always start rioting when you attempt to hold them to account.
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@RealRubberMatt
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3 years
Oh yes please
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@RealRubberMatt
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5 years
I approve of this bedtime story :D
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@RealRubberMatt
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3 years
Disobedient nylon kitties get spanked. On second thought that may be why she's misbehaving.
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@RealRubberMatt
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3 years
@sylviefluff @zarawesome No, no, no smash the power supply to the rig, then carefully salvage all those lovely GPUs being wasted on this scam.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@BettyBowers And the kid is asking 'who is this stranger, he smells of pee"
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@RealRubberMatt
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3 years
I have survived another orbit around the sun.
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@RealRubberMatt
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3 years
I need to rob a casino so I can afford to get some of this delicious kinkiness.
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@RealRubberMatt
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2 years
@reflectivelatex @latexvespa @latexnchillax Wait until you are encased, bound & vibed. No escape possible, forced to orgasm over and over and over again ....
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
@KyivIndependent "We shelled Ukrainian civilian infrastructure and those nasty Ukrainians shot back at us, it's not fair"
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
4 years
@cstross Oh and the job he's drawing that pension for - “over the three years that Nigel Farage was a member of the European Parliament Fisheries Committee, he attended one out of 42 meetings” Deliberately fucked over the fishing industry for his personal aggrandizement.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@FucknoMr @RAF_Luton Are we incapable of recognising a parody account? Yes. We. Are.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
5 years
Never enough black goopy stuff
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@RealRubberMatt
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2 years
@anya_voytenko "Sensing blood in the water, the Ukrainian tractors begin stealthily circling their prey. The vessels of the black sea fleet huddle together in nervous confusion." *to be read in David Attenborough's voice*
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
@hankgreen I know that feel. 12 rounds of ABVD was the absolute pits.
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@RealRubberMatt
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4 years
Want
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
You may, possibly, have seen this somewhere in the intertubes at some point in the past ten years & not known where it came from. Well now you do.
@psuedofolio
psudonym
3 years
QRT with your most popular art! This was about 8 years ago when this went viral and got actual millions of hits, and my name wasn’t even on it. Which is fine by me.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
@BettyBowers Seems a bit of a convoluted way to say 'I am a Russian intelligence asset'
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
The virus hasn't just magically vanished, so I'll continue wearing a mask.
@PeoplesCourt79
Robert P.
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If you are still wearing a mask when you go out, please retweet this status. I would just like to see how much common sense is still out there.
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@RealRubberMatt
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5 years
@2xfo @dyllyp @PMPAnalogyKing There is absolutely nothing normal about Mr Cofvefe.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
4 years
@BettyBowers No, it's because hugs cost extra & she's just seen his tax returns.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@PplsCityCouncil @GreatDismal @LAPDHQ @MayorOfLA @CD6Nury Police *always* riot when held accountable for their actions.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
Had chinese takeaway for the first time in forever. Forgotten how good it tastes, although the fortune cookie was a bit more obscure than usual - 'plz help hav fall in cookie machin plz snd' then a dark smear.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
Just a thought - machine learning image theft bots create results by scraping galleries and combining elements from multiple stolen images. How about we stop posting our best, and instead we flood the intertubes with our worst.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@Of037 @kathryniveyy What the f**k have you been smoking? You know what, don't get the vaccine, the world is better off without you.
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@RealRubberMatt
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3 years
What with all the hassle of moving & shoving my stuff into storage, forgot to mention that I am now triple jabbed. Get vaccinated! It's not just all about you, by doing this you help to protect those who cannot get vaccinated.
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@RealRubberMatt
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1 year
@RussInCheshire A non existent one, the money instead being spent to feed starving kids and shelter the homeless.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
FYI if you're running into the tweet limits thing that is Mollusks latest utter failure, schedule your post for one minute's time. That works, for now.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
4 years
Welp slipped on laminate flooring, landed awkwardly now I'm in yeovil hospital with a fractured pelvis. ps Covid nasal swabs are utterly horrendous, my sinuses may never recover.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@_Brianhausen @thehill Nah, that's your schtick.
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@RealRubberMatt
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2 years
@DollStyel Here's the original uncropped pic
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@RealRubberMatt
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4 years
@cstross Couldn't have happened to a more deserving person.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
@Phantomdotexe @aria_warden Aria finally discovers Phantoms deepest secret, then swiftly decides she really, really, really, really wishes she hadn't.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
@Tandyrymes___ We're going to need a bigger boat.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@perlmutations Orange manbaby on the verge of a nervous breakdown - the most entertaining thing this festive season.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
So the taxi firm I work for is closing it's doors at the end of this month. National shortage of drivers, I'm basically being headhunted by all the local firms, but I've made some really good friends here and it feels like I'm losing a family ....
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
@RussInCheshire In Torbay's Turner ward, the nurse who came with me for my 2nd round of biopsies (having 6" needles thrust into my chest isn't my idea of fun) Then got me tea & choccy digestives afterward.
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@RealRubberMatt
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3 years
She so cute
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@RealRubberMatt
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1 year
Is there anybody out there or has the Afrikaner twat finally broken it for good?
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
I've resurrected my old Tumblr account after DA shot its dick off, & in case Elongated Mollusk burns this place to the ground for the insurance money.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@alexandrakuri Most kids have to make do with only one imaginary friend, jacqui appears to have an infinite supply.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
4 years
@farmthis_anims Do you want kinky Skynet? Because that's how you get kinky Skynet.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
@mralistairgreen It is 2035. The Queue's addiction to royal funerals is unstoppable. There are hardly any royals left alive. Rumours of Harry's location are 'leaked', with the result that Russia & North Korea were razed to the bedrock by the grief-hungry Queue in its search for the last Windsor.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
Protip : build your canal wider than the length of the ships that travel on it. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
@discord Just stop with the machine learning theft bots already. Just fucking stop, you neckbeard techbro fucking morons.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
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@predinpink @GreatDismal @nycsouthpaw It's because the POS is insane.
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@RealRubberMatt
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1 year
This had me in tears
@psuedofolio
psudonym
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
What a useless, bone-idle waste of carbon.
@DailyMirror
The Mirror
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Boris skips Cobra meeting as decision over Christmas restrictions goes unmade
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Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
I would have died five years ago without the angels of the NHS & the amazing volunteers from @macmillancancer You have my full support.
@NHSMillion
NHS Million
1 year
Please follow and RT if this describes you and help us fight for the NHS and its staff.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
4 years
The fat lady is singing, pack your bags ignorant, racist, orange loser.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
Gizmo has discovered that the leaky tap in my bathroom provides free water. She now sits there, waiting for it to drip so she can 'mlem' Such an adorkable fluffy idiot.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
@KyivIndependent But, but ruZZia claimed to have taken Bakhmut at least sixteen times, after it had destroyed all 16,594 HIMARS supplied to Ukraine.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
Trying to build the Ent-D main shuttlebay ..... why do I do this to myself?
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
4 years
With medieval surgical precision 2nd graphics card is inserted into unwilling recipient ... Ram transplanted ... flux capacitors linked in parallel .. frankensteining intensifies ..
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@RealRubberMatt
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2 years
Thanks Boris, for absolutely sweet FA. You bone idle, work shy, inbred parasite.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@pylonfan If the EU are kidnapping Brits then I can be packed & ready to leave in less than half an hour.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
Another freebie
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
@FarmthisA Using the wrong camera when setting up the animation, then hitting render .... been there so many times.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
My favourite person of the year, this guy truly gets it.
@JRHunTx
Jonathan R. Hunt
3 years
@christensoneric @RealRubberMatt @Of037 @kathryniveyy I don’t live in fear. I live with reverence for the lives around me. If I cause one person to grow sick and even die because I refuse small sacrifices, then I’ve failed in my duty to my fellow human beings. It’s not fear. It’s love.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
@jonlis1 That's how the bribery system works in politics. Lettuce head gave contracts to companies that offered her the most, after leaving office she goes on the speeches circuit so she can collect her backhanders as 'fees'.
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@RealRubberMatt
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
The Incel is strong in the comments, how dare a successful woman stand up for her legal right to be paid per the legally binding terms of her contract.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
#TomorrowGoingToBeSoHotThat the entire country will be blanketed by the smell of cooking gammon.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@p_hannington More like call you gullible. This is a parody account.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
Fuck I thought that was a giant peal of thunder ..... but no, it's just one of my neighbours taking out their wheelie bin at *checks* six minutes to midnight
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Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
4 years
Welp work is shut down by governmental dictate, guess I'll be forced to break into neighbours houses and eat their stockpiles of toilet paper to survive.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
That's meant to be spouse *derp*
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@polleyguitar @thelostwave @ThomasBlackGG Not just the fan, I can see water has run down the walls & door frames. When that place thaws it's going to get soggy.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
And now I'm drooling on myself .....
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@HellPriest78 @RAF_Luton But, but, people not reading the bio is half the fun ;)
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
2 years
@BettyBowers @paraga Plus there's no way in hell he would have passed the background checks.
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
@Super70sSports @garius "It worked Marty, we finally defeated Biff in all the timelines!" "That's great Doc, but do you think we could let our kids do all the universe saving from now on?"
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
3 years
Moving house, flat I had lined up fell through so now staying with relatives. Limited internet connection & can't stay here long ☹️
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
Anyone know of any good kinky art friendly instances of extinct pachyderm?
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
1 year
Retweet harder if you think this rancid, morbidly obese, corrupt tory turnip shouldn't be in Parliament at all.
@Britain_People
Britain People
1 year
'Work more hours if you can't afford FOOD' suggests Therese Coffey. RETWEET if you think this is unfair. #ToriesOut
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@RealRubberMatt
Rubbermatt 🇺🇦
4 years
Discharged from hospital yesterday. Currently discovering how difficult it is to do anything when you're hobbling around with a zimmer frame.
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